IDYTRAA - Chapter 161

Chapter 161 Grabbing the red packets on New Year's

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This is a wonderful surprise, but I must keep it from Tian Yuan for the time being. How romantic it will be if I materialize in front of him just when he misses me the most! Pan Lei excitedly tucked the piece of paper away. This was a one-of-a-kind pass. It served as a bridge for their love and was necessary for them to deepen their feelings.

Pan Lei pretended nothing had happened and went about his business as usual.

However, in the middle of the night, Tian Yuan was startled awake by a series of strange laughs. God alone knows what kind of sweet dreams Pan Lei was having. He was fast asleep, yet he couldn't stop giggling. Tian Yuan thought it was amusing. What is he dreaming about in the middle of the night that makes him laugh like this?

It was the New Year, and everyone was dressed in new attire. Tian Yuan and Pan Lei awoke early morning to see the four gorgeous sisters in the family dressed identically, draped in different colored shawls, newly permed hair, and heels, receiving guests.

People in the military facility visited one another, and Grandpa Pan, the Pan family's senior, was no exception. It didn't matter that he'd retired for a long time. People came to pay a New Year's call to him because he was a senior revolutionary. People from Pan Lei's generation also visited Pan Lei's uncles and cousins to wish them a happy new year.

It was a very lively atmosphere. In the case of Huang Kai, calling him stupid did not wrong him in the least. He was a rose salesman. On New Year's Day, he arrived with a large bundle of roses in his arms to wish them a Happy New Year.

Zhang Hui and Lin Mu arrived with gifts and noticed this old boy with such a large bunch of roses.

Huang Kai proceeded to deliver flowers as soon as he walked through the door. Every Pan woman, from the eldest Grandma Pan to the youngest Little LingSi'er, received a bouquet of roses.

He only said a New Year's greeting after handing out the roses, but it was enough to win the approval of the female elders. Pan Ge smiled lightly and ignored him while drinking tea.

When Huang Kai was handing the roses to Second Aunt Pan, this brainless chap whose mental condition occasionally short-circuited, actually looked a little…embarrassed?

Unlikely. Why would he be embarrassed?

People who were paying attention could tell that Second Aunt Pan's bouquet contained the most roses and was the largest bundle.

Huang Kai glanced at Pan Ge but did not approach him. He joked with Pan Lei and Tian Yuan before leaving.

They couldn't shake the feeling that something wasn't quite right. But who cared about him? It was the New Year, and everyone was having a good time. The impression that "something is fishy" had long since faded.

The dumplings had not been fished out by late evening. Grandpa and Grandma Pan sat in the middle, with pillows on the ground in front of them. They were holding a stack of red envelopes.

Tian Yuan had no idea what this meant.

Pan Lei explained in hushed tones.

"It is the Pan family's tradition. Seniors are the most important, so the ancient practices must be followed. On New Year's Day, we kowtow to our elders and say auspicious words, and the elders will present us with red envelopes. The first round is for grandparents, next for parents, and last for the few of us. However, it is unsatisfying. After all, only LingSi’er kowtows to us."

Eh? Tian Yuan expected this military family to make a military salute and say, "Happy New Year Sir!" and then leave. He had no idea there were so many customs in the family.

The eldest uncle and aunt, the second uncle and aunt, Papa and Mama Pan all bowed one after the other. The Pan men had changed out of their military uniforms and into civilian clothes. Eldest Uncle Pan's hair had grayed, but he still knelt, kowtowed, and said auspicious words. Huh? How come my parents have followed suit?

Tian Yuan thought it was excellent. No matter how powerful you are, you need a family, and no matter how old you are, you must have a mother. Isn't it a blessing to be able to kowtow to your parents for the New Year, even if you're 80? He hoped that when he and Pan Lei reached their parents' age, they would be able to kowtow to them and wish them a happy new year.

Pan Lei laughed when he saw Grandpa and Grandma Pan handing them red packages. You're in your 60s and you're still getting red envelopes? You haven't grown up yet hehehe~

Pan Zhan and his wife, Pan Ge, Tian Yuan, and Pan Lei followed next. They all knelt there as well.

They kowtowed and said auspicious words, and Grandma handed out red envelopes one by one, remarking that they were all good grandchildren; all were good kids.

Pan Zhan and his wife stood up, as did Pan Ge and Tian Yuan, making room for LingSi'er.

Pan Lei, on the other hand, pulled Tian Yuan and forced him to remain kneeling. He smiled as he looked at the red envelopes in grandma's hands.

"I wish Grandpa and Grandma a long and healthy life."

He kowtowed once again. Tian Yuan gave him a blank stare. Didn't he kowtow just now? Pan Lei extended his hand and put his hand against Tian Yuan's nape, forcing him to kowtow with him. Tian Yuan couldn't get rid of his brute might, so he had to kowtow again like Pan Lei.

Grandma Pan smiled and pulled out two more red envelopes, which she shoved into Tian Yuan's hands.

"Good boy, Grandma will give you an additional red envelope."

Pan Lei's eyes glowed.

"I wish my grandparents to be younger and younger, and their bodies to be better and better."

He forced Tian Yuan to kowtow once again.

Pan Ge smiled as he stroked his chin.

"Have you seen Iron Pear^[1], Eldest Brother? That TV show about a soldier bandit and the Third Concubine digging a grave and robbing a tomb?"

Pan Zhan was laughing so hard that he couldn't stand.

"I've seen it, I've seen it, that's how the handsome guy forced Tie Lihua to worship heaven and earth and marry! He pushed his hand against the woman's neck and simply kowtowed three times, as though paying respects to heaven and earth. Our Leizi is identical to the one on the TV show. Even the way his palm presses on Tian Yuan's neck is the same."

Pan Ge couldn't take it any longer and burst out laughing. There was also a bandit in their family who looked exactly like that handsome man. How could somebody kowtow to such an extent? The only thing missing was red clothing, otherwise it could be a bride kidnapping scene!

Pan Lei was unconcerned about them. He and Tian'er spend a lot of money on family gifts, so they had to get something back no matter what. Tian Yuan was going abroad after the New Year, and the expenses were fairly significant, so he needed to plan ahead of time for their lives. After all, Tian'er would be alone in a foreign country, and what was he to do if he couldn't eat and live well? This New Year's Eve presented an opportunity to make a fortune.

He had no qualms about kowtowing. He was happy to say the new year wishes and kowtow till dawn as long as it got them red envelopes.

"I wish my grandparents to live another hundred years."

As Grandma continued to hand out red envelopes, Grandpa raised his eyebrows. They now had four red envelopes each, three more than Pan Zhan and the rest.

"Is there an end in sight? You want to kowtow until morning, don't you, brat? I'm not going to let you take all the money, you b*stard!"

When Grandpa slapped the table, Pan Lei pretended to be dumb.

"Grandpa, you are mistaken. Eldest Brother owns a business and lives a worry free life. Second brother is the bureau chief. God knows how many gifts(bribes) he receives every year. Even if he does not accept them, he is still single. He won’t go hungry even if he eats his fill. But the two of us have just begun a significant task. I'm in the army; how much military pay can I expect each year? My Tian'er works so hard, doing the night shift for surgery, and despite working so hard, he needs to take out a mortgage to buy a house. He'll be traveling abroad soon. If I don't provide him with enough living expenses for a year, should I send him abroad to study and wash dishes for others to earn a living? We're impoverished, and all I'm asking for is a little more of the lucky money. At the very least, my Tian'er will not suffer abroad ah!"

Pan Lei acted justly and firmly. I feel awful for my husband; I can't let him go without money; I have to find a method to get him some.

It was simply a matter of explaining that I'm quite reasonable, and persistent pestering has never been my style. What about erroneous reasoning, you might ask? That is also reasonable. They were together, they had to live a good life, and he wanted to give his baby the best life possible. At the very least, Tian'er needed to live in a bachelor apartment when he traveled abroad for further studies, there should be a restaurant that delivered three meals a day to him, and he should have a thousand dollars in pocket money per month. Overall, it was essential to obtain some red envelopes.

"You just want to grab it, bandit!"

Pan Lei's back was straight, and he was still acting righteous.

"Don't keep calling me by my nickname, Grandpa; I'll be embarrassed."

Grandpa Pan's mustache almost exploded in rage. This rogue youngster! How did such a scoundrel emerge from their disciplined family?!

Tian Yuan was trying to drag Pan Lei. Why was he looting all of his relatives?! It's not like he had no idea how much money they had. They had enough money saved up. There would be no problems if he went abroad for a year.

"Pan Zhan, you have money, so you give it to him. Don't let him rob me and your grandmother again; we're old and don't have money!"

Pan Zhan was the most exaggerated in his laughter. Who would have guessed that Grandpa's comments would transfer the target to him? Pan Zhan roared in his heart: Grandpa, even if I had a mountain of riches, your youngest grandson will hollow it out. He's a thief who spends his days dreaming out new ways to rob people.

"I'll find Tian Yuan a house where he can live comfortably, travel easily, and there are no bad people in the neighborhood, okay?"

Pan Lei pondered for a moment.

"It should have two bedrooms, one living room, and a separate bathroom, preferably in a modern apartment building. It's better to have a modest two-story western-style house with a garden downstairs if it's an independent property."

Can you have some shame, Pan Lei? You should quit while you're ahead.

Pan Zhan was helpless. After all, he was the eldest brother, and he would handle it as requested.

Pan Lei turned to face Pan Ge.

Pan Ge grinned. Pan Lei had robbed Eldest Brother and couldn't bear the thought of letting Second Brother go. This was Pan Lei's style.

"I'll give you a red envelope if you kowtow to me. I guarantee that the pocket money will be significantly more than what he'll spend in a year."

People of the same generation will not bow down to one another. Pan Ge was taking advantage of the situation.

Pan Lei was resourceful. He turned around and kowtowed again.

"Grandma, I wish you to be like a pine on the top of Mount Tai and live for a thousand years."

Grandpa Pan was preparing to get his cane in order to beat Pan Ge.

Grandma Pan was someone who would be happy and give red envelopes as long as he kowtowed.

Only two of the large stack of red envelopes remained. LingSi'er had the impression that things were not going well. Her little uncle and aunt would grab all the red envelopes, leaving none for her.

"Wah~~" LingSi'er burst into tears.

"Little Uncle is a baddie; he stole all the red envelopes!"

Everyone was caught between laughter and tears as the child sobbed. Is this a case of Pan Lei robbing a child?

"Pan Ge, hurry up and give these two little bandits your red envelope!"

Who could defy Grandpa Pan's command? "Okay, okay, grandpa, at once," Pan Ge promised readily. "I'll hand over the bank card right away."

Tian Yuan was dragged to his feet by Pan Lei. Everything's fixed. Living expenses, accommodation, food and drink. Everything was in order.

"Wow! After a long time of following a bandit, no matter how decent a person is, he will become a bandit. Tian Yuan is such a good guy yet he now refuses to stop Pan Lei. He'll rob alongside him."

This was necessary. The purpose of robbing was to obtain benefits for their small family.

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Footnotes:

[1] A 2010 drama about the trials and tribulations of protagonist Tie Lihua, who is forced to marry a Kuomintang aka national party general.

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Translator:

It looks like the next arc will have TY going abroad. Also, side CP alert!

I hope you liked reading this month's 12 chapters. I've gotten back on track! Yay!

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IDYTRAA - Chapter 160

Chapter 160 Dad’s gift is the best

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What a backache-inducing shopping mall visit this was! Tian Yuan admired women's purchasing power greatly. He couldn't believe Dean Dang Hong and Mother Tian were trying to grab peanut oil from a crowd of middle-aged and elderly women.

Pan Lei couldn't stand it any longer as he stood outside the supermarket. Could someone possibly tell him what drove these women to battle so ferociously for small gains? They all ran up, just short of shouting and killing, to grab a few bottles, whether she was the dean of the Armed Police Hospital or an old retired teacher at home. How much money can they possibly save?!

We should let these women run over to the Japs like this. They'll scare the shit out of them, and we'll defeat the Japanese devils exactly like Grandpa wishes.

"We should walk outside and wait. This is far too thrilling."

All of the men had retreated a long distance. No one dared to enter the fray after seeing this bunch of middle-aged and elderly women battling with glinting eyes.

Tian Yuan wanted to go out and wait in the car as well, but the group of middle-aged and older women was too intimidating. He was concerned that they would shove their mothers out of the way, resulting in sprained ankles.

Tian Yuan grabbed Pan Lei after seeing his mother-in-law, who didn't go to the market very often, being pushed out.

"Go get them out."

Pan Lei's mouth dropped open wider than if he had choked on an egg. I have to go in?! He, a young and vigorous special forces instructor, tall and strong, had to fight over something with a bunch of middle-aged and old women? Someone, please kill me. This devaluation is too much! Everyone is going to despise me.

"Just go, will you. Grab two barrels of peanut oil with your left hand, and drag the two old ladies out with your right hand."

It was no problem to ask him to go to the battlefield. There was no issue apprehending drug lords in Myanmar's drug zone. But there was a difficulty here. He'd be cursed at by a gathering of middle-aged and old women, and he'd have to cover his head and scurry like a rat!

Tian Yuan suppressed a smile. His face looked solemn, but the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

"Go quickly and complete the glorious task that has been assigned to you. Do it in thirty seconds, then quickly turn around and drive home."

Kill me! God, oh god, this mission is so hard to do!

"Oh, baby, at the very least get me some headgear. The sort that can be used to conceal the nose and face."

"Hurry up and go! And see that our mothers are not hurt."

Pan Lei had little option as Tian Yuan shoved him in. His eyes narrowed as he thought, Forget it. His face was so thick that even a drill bit couldn't get through.

He dashed over, grabbed two barrels of peanut oil in one hand, reached over and grabbed his mother-in-law, and hauled her out before dragging his mother. He rushed up and ran before this gathering of middle-aged and older women could rage.

Pity him, a special forces instructor who had to compete with a swarm of aunties for promotional goods.

Tian Yuan hurried up to meet him and took the peanut oil to check out, while Pan Lei dragged his two mothers into the car swiftly so he didn't make an exhibition of himself. Or, if the two husbands worked well together, even if he lost face, he'd be losing face jointly.

Tian Yuan returned, huffing and puffing as he held the oil in his hands.

"Run for it! An old lady is chasing after me, scolding us for not knowing how to cherish the elderly and respect the worthy."

Everyone burst into loud laughter. This shopping trip was a lot of fun. The two mothers-in-law may be thought to have found a common topic: buy so and so to save so and so, and suggestions on how many test samples were required for skin care products.

Pan Lei and Tian Yuan glanced at each other, helplessly smiling. They were powerless to stop it. Sons should be filial to their mothers in this manner. Shopping with them and hearing their mothers happily remark about how they saved a few bucks.

Tian Yuan's bank card had maxed out. This shopping trip was quite damaging. QAQ

Let it be. I was able to buy gifts for everyone, including LingSi'er. I can't miss buying a gift for the youngest family member just because the child keeps calling me little aunt all day.

Grandma Pan received an especially lovely brooch. Dang Hong liked a light tan cashmere dress, so they purchased four pairs at once. Mother Tian and the amazing ladies were all the same. If the four ladies wore the same outfit, they would appear to be four sisters.

Tian Yuan gave each of the four female seniors a magnificent brooch with a unique shape.

When Pan Zhan arrived with his wife and daughter and saw his four elders wearing the same clothing and competing for beauty, he hastily took his wife to the mall and purchased four shawls of different colors. The female elders praised him for giving Grandma Pan a mink fur shawl.

Pan Ge arrived late and noticed that, with the exception of him, all of the juniors had presented gifts. Okay, then! I'd better get a pair of shoes for each female elder.

As a result, Pan Ge accompanied them back to the mall, where they each chose a pair of shoes as his New Year's gift to express his filial piety.

These older charming beauties looked stunning after changing into the same outfit, adding a shawl, a brooch, and matching shoes. They even went out to show off once, which drew a lot of jealousy and resentment.

In the military compound, the Pans became the family with the most laughter, the most people, and the most happiness.

Isn't the year coming to an end as well? Come on everyone, get some loose change, and let's play some mahjong.

They even neglected to eat. Father and Mother Tian gladly joined them, calling on the neighboring political commissar's family and so on, playing mahjong, and enjoying dinner before retiring late at night.

Tian Yuan was finally free of all anxieties. He went to work cheerfully, knowing that when the time came, Pan Lei would pick him up and bring him back to the courtyard. The old and the young gathered around, and as he saw their happy family laugh and play, he would foolishly smile and grip the hand of the man next him tightly. Everything is great. Please let our family be joyful like this forever.

Tian Yuan looked at Pan Lei, who grinned back.

It's all good.

Every day was a blur of noise and excitement. Despite the fact that there was less time for the two to be alone, it felt fantastic.

When they got back to their room, they'd hug each other tight and whisper in the quilt. Tian Yuan nestled on Pan Lei's arm and listened to his heartbeat. Even if he had to jog every morning, he hoped their days would be like this forever.

Pan Lei, on the other hand, seemed a bit downcast. Tian Yuan planned to travel abroad after the New Year. In the last few days, he went to the hospital to finish the last bit of work, filed his resignation letter, and had it approved by the hospital.

Sigh. A year is such a long time. He hasn’t left yet, but I'm missing him already. This is bad.

There is a connection between a father and his son. With Pan Lei's gaze fixed on Tian Yuan and pursuing him all day, how could Papa Pan miss what that meant?

Papa Pan summoned Pan Lei to the study discreetly.

"What's the matter, son? Why do you appear to be unhappy when the rest of the family appears to be having a good time?"

Pan Lei took out a cigarette and searched his pockets for a lighter for quite some time. He yelled to the outside as he opened the couplet plastered door.

"Tian'er, baby..."

LingSi'er came prancing over. Her great grandparents, as well as all the other grandpas and grandmas, referred to her as "baby." She raced over, her pigtails bouncing, thinking Pan Lei was beckoning her.

"Why did you call me, Little Uncle?"

"Go play on the side. Don't come running the next time I yell out "baby." I'm calling your Little Aunt."

Tian Yuan was indeed standing outside the door. Pan Lei raising his neck and shouting "Baby!" could only imply one thing: he wanted to smoke but couldn't find his lighter.

Pan Lei could now say whatever cheesy things he pleased, regardless of who was there. He was still shouting, 'baby', even when his mother-in-law, aunts, mother, and sister-in-law were all present. Tian Yuan flushed the first few times and felt embarrassed, but was it of any use? After Pan Lei called him baby five or six times a day in front of everyone, his face thickened over time.

When Pan Lei called him baby, he would occasionally respond involuntarily. Those that are close to cinnabar turn red, while those that are close to ink turn black^[1]. After spending so much time with such a thick-skinned man, his own skin had also thickened.

"Isn’t it better to have the lighter yourself?"

Pan Lei kissed Tian Yuan as he lit him up.

"I call you whenever I want to smoke so you know how many times a day I want to smoke. Don't you know I enjoy listening to you nag me about smoking less?"

Tian Yuan didn't have the heart to reprimand him any longer, so he accompanied LingSi'er to play. Little LingSi'er was hurt. Seriously injured.

"Little Aunt, am I not a baby? Dad said that I’m also a baby."

"Don't listen to your little uncle; he's shameless. LingSi’er is the best baby ever."

Papa Pan chuckled. My son and son-in-law's feelings are quite good. They keep playing around. It’s really a bit cruel to separate such an affectionate young couple.

"How can I be happy when I think about him studying overseas for a year? Dad, being an army family member, my mother followed you around all the time. We are different. He wants to be a good doctor, which is wonderful, but we don't have much time together to begin with. I hate the thought of being separated for another year."

Papa Pan was in the same boat. They were apart for a long period when Dang Hong went to school. He couldn't join his wife because there were a lot of things to take off in the military region at the time.

"If I were an ordinary person, if I didn't wear this uniform, I'd go abroad with him for a year and then return together. But I'm not Zhang Hui, Lin Mu, or Huang Kai, so I can't just leave whenever I want."

When soldiers traveled abroad, they had to submit their applications ahead of time, which were then reviewed and authorized at all levels. The final approval took several months to obtain. This document required time, but missing your loved one did not.

Pan Lei's head drooped. He was dejected and helpless, and he even considered removing his military uniform and joining Tian Yuan right away. Alas, love blinds people.

Papa Pan smiled, looking like a thief.

"You must thank your mom and me for this, son. We understand the misery of missing and being apart from your lover, therefore I discussed it with your mother and gave you a little back door."

Papa Pan pulled open a drawer and displayed a piece of paper. His demeanor was mysterious and flamboyant, as if he were teasing a child.

Pan Lei's eyes glowed. Is it a special amnesty? A gold medal to clear customs?

"I know being separated in two places will be difficult for you as a couple this year. Your feelings are strong, and a year apart will be agony for both of you. So, I discussed this with the leaders of your military zone and obtained this piece of paper from the chief of the logistical department. You can travel overseas once a month with the signatures of these individuals. You can remain for up to a week at a time. This is a particular exception for the special forces; otherwise, if you want to go overseas for a week, you must request for permission at least three to four months in advance, and you may still be denied. This is a one-of-a-kind pass for you. Are you happy now? He'll be gone for a year, and you'll be able to see him twelve times, just like now."

Ordinarily, he might not be able to return every month, and each time he did, he stayed for a week. This pass was similar to a special waist tag in ancient times, a waist tag for entering and leaving the palace at will!

He was a special forces instructor. Could he freely travel abroad given his extraordinary identity?

There is a saying that having an elder in your home is like having a treasure^[2]. There were a lot of seniors in the Pan family, which meant there were a lot of riches! This was, without a doubt, the biggest surprise. Tian Yuan would be away for a year, but he could see him twelve times, each time for a week!

Pan Lei whooped and rushed over to his father, tightly hugging him.

"I love you so much, Dad."

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Footnotes:

[1] Idiom: nurture shapes a person's character; different environments provide different influences.

[2] Living with your parents/elders can provide benefits, not financially, but because they have more experience and can advise you on certain aspects of life. Pan Lei, however, appears to have taken it literally.😆

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Translator:

Poor LingSi’er!😂

It's good to be wealthy. Twelve international trips in a year?! 😵Wow

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IDYTRAA - Chapter 159

Chapter 159 Making the two mothers happy

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Tian Yuan was depressed, really depressed; so depressed that he couldn't sleep.

The elders were all asleep, and the lights in every room were turned off, because the older generation had spent the entire night playing mahjong the night before. Only this young pair had not yet drawn the curtains or shut off the lights.

Tian Yuan's stomach was a little queasy, and the prospect of having to run the next day gave him a stomachache. His stomach hurt even more when he remembered his mother's and mother-in-law's fighting abilities. He almost dashed out the door, thinking about his hill-like dinner bowl.

Pan Lei was also uneasy. He sat next to Tian Yuan and touched his cheek, very concerned by the bitterness on his face. Damn, he's suffering. It's the New Year, and I've allowed him to be unhappy. Maybe we should just go back to the barracks and celebrate the New Year there.

"I'm going to take you to the hospital. I don't want a sudden flare-up of gastritis. You've always been conscious of what, when, and how much you eat. You can't handle eating so much all at once, and it'll be bad if it creates any problems. Let's go right away."

When Pan Lei observed Tian Yuan's bitter expression, his too rich imagination took flight, praying that he would stop hurting right away. He stood up to change his clothing and get his car keys.

Tian Yuan knew himself and understood that this was a mental issue. It was simply a reflex of his own body. He grabbed Pan Lei's arm and wouldn't let go.

"Come back. I'm not in pain anymore. Let’s go to sleep. We have to go jogging tomorrow."

"I'd better ask my mother to examine you. There must be a wide range of medications available at home. Let my mother administer an injection to you."

"Have you seen the time?! Come here and relax. Let’s go to bed, alright?"

What he needed was relaxation and comfort. No drugs would be of any assistance.

Pan Lei had no choice but to listen to him. He stripped naked, climbed into bed, rested against the headboard, and held Tian Yuan in his arms. Tian Yuan leaned lazily in his arms, his back on Pan Lei's chest. Pan Lei unbuttoned Tian Yuan’s pajamas, placed his hand on his stomach, and gently rubbed it.

"Isn't tomorrow simply jogging? Don't get out of bed in the morning. I'll inform Grandpa that you have a stomach ache and are unable to get up. Grandpa isn't going to whip you."

"Who dares to resist grandpa, eh?"

"Actually, it's okay to go. You run half a lap first, and I'll finish the rest for you. It’ll be fine as long as you don't goof off in front of Grandpa."

Pan Lei nipped his ear and patted him on the head.

"All right, this is settled. Then there's the issue of our two lovely and mighty mothers."

Tian Yuan groaned. He was powerless to stop those two ladies.

"It's simple to do. I'll accompany your mother in the morning, and you'll accompany mine; we'll go with them on a stroll. You'll talk to your mother in the afternoon, and I'll talk to mine. We'll do something together in the evening. Just don't leave them alone with each other. They're both educated. It's not like they're going to tear each other's clothes or grab each other's hair and fight like shrews. Oh, that's right! Let's take them to the mall. We'll purchase new clothes for the New Year, and we'll buy identical outfits to avoid bias. Tian'er, it's just that you'll have to spend a lot of money as a son. Do you have your bank card with you? I gifted you money for the new year and transferred it to your bank card. With this money, we can make the entire family happy. We'll go all out on New Year's Eve to wish Grandpa and Grandma a happy new year. When they’re happy, the red envelopes will naturally be generous, and we’ll be able to recover some of our losses."

Tian Yuan couldn’t think of a better idea and could only agree with Pan Lei’s plan.

After talking and knowing the countermeasures, Tian Yuan's stomach didn't hurt as much anymore. He leaned back against Pan Lei and began to doze off.

Pan Lei extended his arm and switched off the lights. The last lamp in the military compound had gone out.

However, this did not imply that everyone had fallen asleep. Tian Yuan's parents were staying in a wing room, and they couldn't sleep after a long night of tossing and turning. The elderly couple sighed in unison: forget it, forget it. Their son was grown and they were staying with their in-laws. What could they possibly say? It is what it is.

Grandpa Pan blew a short whistle in good spirits at six o'clock, before the sun had even risen. The lights in all of the rooms suddenly turned on, and everyone in the rooms began to move. Pan Lei drew Tian Yuan outside and ran. He buttoned his shirt and tied his shoelaces. When the cold wind blew, Tian Yuan shivered and awoke.

The last time he was a spectator. The Pan men ran and he followed the old man as a supervisor. When he arrived at the military complex this time, Grandpa Pan informed him that he would also have to jog. That is to say, he was unlucky this time and couldn't merely saunter.

The Pan men, with the exception of Pan Zhan and Pan Ge, were all present. The activities in the courtyard jolted the Tian couple awake. When they got up to see what was going on, they noticed that everyone was standing at attention. It was merely that their son stood a bit awkwardly...

Grandpa Pan was very pleased.

"In consideration of Tian Yuan, you’ll run five kilometers today and won't carry any weight."

The Pan men saluted, turned around, and began running.

Running five kilometers is a piece of cake. The old man is quite gentle today ah.

"Grandpa, Tian'er had stomach problems due to overeating yesterday, so let him run one kilometer today and I'll run the remainder for him, okay?"

"Okay. Let’s go! The young man should get more exercise. Tian Yuan, you can return after running a kilometer."

Tian Yuan readily agreed. Hehe, Grandpa loves this grandson the most.

He'd run with the recruits before, so he figured he'd be able to finish the run easily and went for a run gleefully.

This time, Grandpa replaced him with Father Tian as the supervisor.

Pan Lei drew Tian Yuan in a circle after evading the old man's surveillance range.

"You sneak home from here by the back door, and when Grandpa returns, you pretend you've finished running."

Wow, he loves me so much. Tian Yuan had barely begun when he realized he didn’t need to run anymore. He realized they were alone and wrapped his arms around Pan Lei’s neck to give a big, loud kiss.

He waved his hand and sneaked away.

It's nice to have someone to cover for you.

Grandpa Pan and Father Tian chatted while walking, and Tian Yuan went around them in a circle, coming home through the back door.

Tian Yuan laughed mischievously when Dang Hong booped his nose.

"Let's go shopping after breakfast, Mom. Yesterday, I had a discussion with Pan Lei. It's the New Year, so we should buy some New Year's gifts for our elders as sons."

Dang Hong gave a nod.

"Okay. I promised to get you some new clothes, so let's go shopping today."

Everyone got ready to head out after breakfast. The males, of course, were not going. Pan Lei was, because, as his mother put it, "you're such a tall, grown-up man! Do you want us old ladies to carry things? Come with us and carry our bags."

The young couple proceeded to change their clothing in their room. Tian Yuan put on a white turtleneck sweater, while Pan Lei put on a black turtleneck sweater. They were both dressed in the same short jacket and jeans. Tian Yuan appeared very gentle in white. In Pan Lei's eyes, he was like the teddy bears that girls liked. So cute! Pan Lei hugged and kissed him several times before letting go.

Couple outfits! They wore couple outfits and just swaggered into the shopping mall.

Dang Hong took her in-law's hand in hers and readily addressed her as "Elder sister."

Pan Lei clasped Tian Yuan's hand in his and followed after them. There were a lot of people, but they walked hand-in-hand into the mall with their mothers. Anyone who wished to watch them was welcome to do so.

"Look at these two youngsters, elder sister, they are so sweet. In fact, love is a private matter between the two of them. But because they want to be together for the rest of their lives, it becomes an issue of two families uniting. Our two families have reached an agreement, and the children are also free and happy. Look how Tian Yuan is smiling with delight. My Leizi is more than just a bandit; he is really good to Tian Yuan."

Finally, Mother Tian nodded.

"As long as the children are loving."

Dang Hong smiled and patted Mother Tian's hand.

"That's correct. Come, let's go get some clothes."

Mother Tian's heart's sore spots had all been soothed, and there was no longer any need to compete. Mothers are all the same, and their way of loving their children is likewise the same; the only difference is the style of teaching. The Pan family's parenting approach was free-range, whereas the Tian family’s was confined.

Dang Hong had promised to buy Tian Yuan clothes, and stated that she would dress up her son-in-law.

The gang arrived at a store selling men's apparel. Dang Hong chose a knee-length beige coat with a belt.

Tian Yuan was slender, and black made him appear cold and gloomy. The beige one was popular and also made him appear warm, which suited his nature.

Tian Yuan had no choice but to go in with his clothing when Mama Pan told him to try it.

Mother Tian picked a long black coat and handed it to Pan Lei. Her gaze was no longer hostile or evasive. She looked at Pan Lei with the expression of a mother.

"Try this."

Pan Lei was a little bewildered. Is it possible that my mother-in-law is going to give me a gift for the first time?

Dang Hong nodded at him, and Pan Lei grabbed his clothing and entered the changing room, the same place Tian Yuan had entered. Tian Yuan was undressing when he went in and quickly shut the door.

How large can a dressing room be? It was naturally cramped with two men standing in it.

"Get out! Why are you huddling and changing clothes here?"

Pan Lei couldn't contain his excitement and hugged Tian Yuan tightly.

"Baby, pinch me. I want to see if I'm dreaming. My mother-in-law, my mother-in-law wants to buy me clothes! I can't believe it!"

For a brief moment, Tian Yuan was stunned. He stopped struggling and hugged Pan Lei fiercely, his heart completely relieved. His parents would not argue or be unhappy. His parents had truly forgiven them and accepted the fact that they were together. Treating the man he loved as though he were their own son was a subtle way of expressing their acceptance.

This is fantastic. Our relationship is now complete. Your parents agree, as do my parents; your relatives agree, as do mine. There is no discrimination, and no one is upset. It was a hard-won mutual love.

There was no impediment that couldn't be overcome, and even the most difficult-to-agree parents were no longer an issue.

Someone was carrying clothes to the dressing room from outside. Dang Hong and Mother Tian reached out to block that person's approach to the dressing room before the attendant could even open their mouth to stop him.

"Sorry, mister. My sons are changing inside. Please go to the dressing room next door."

That man seemed baffled.

"Whose son is he? One person has two mothers?!"

Yes, he has two mothers. Both mother and mother-in-law are mothers, aren’t they? {T/N: aww}

Finally, the lovey-dovey couple emerged from the room.

Mother Tian straightened her son's collar and tugged Pan Lei's sleeves as they stood in front of the mirror together.

"My sons are so handsome."

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Translator:

I cried happy tears at the end of the chapter. Mother Tian has come a long way.

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IDYTRAA - Chapter 158

Chapter 158 Mother's love is too much to bear

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Father Tian was also unsettled. The Pan family's old and young men were clothed in military attire, and their conversation likewise revolved around military matters. Their talk was particularly macroscopic, with the unique insights of military personnel. For example, they had passionate debates over America, Japan, Vietnam, and Myanmar. There was a pro-war faction, as well as supporters of diplomatic approaches. "Let those sonsabit*hes come!" Grandpa Pan slammed the table. "Laozi will beat the shit out of them and kill every Japanese devil!"

He shifted his gaze to Pan Lei.

"Throw away your phone, computer, and anything else imported from Japan. Damn it, boycott Japanese goods! Maintain the motherland's dignity."

Pan Lei swiftly nodded. Grandpa's hatred of the Japs remains intense.

Father Tian was too shocked to say anything. Shouting anti-Japanese imperialism slogans? During the Anti-Japanese War, this fueled the student tide of the May Fourth Movement, but it wasn't particularly effective in the present.

"What kind of teacher did you used to be, in-law? Did you teach modern history^[1]? You must instill a spirit of patriotism in the next generation."

Grandpa Pan eventually opened his mouth to inquire, and Father Tian then engaged him in a discourse from his perspective as a teacher.

Following that, the relatives by marriage talked up a storm.

Tian Yuan poured tea for the women and wanted to cut fruit, but his mother-in-law patted his hand and refused.

"Go talk to your father and the others. What are you doing with us women? Don't use knives, and be careful with your hands. Go have fun."

The group of old women chased Tian Yuan away. Pan Lei pulled him over and offered Tian Yuan the single seat sofa he had just sat on, while he sat on the armrest of the sofa with one hand on Tian Yuan's shoulder and harangued as before.

Father Tian observed them seated close together. Pan Lei bent his head and whispered to Tian Yuan when he said anything, without interrupting their seniors' talk. Father Tian had no idea what they were talking about with their mouths to their ears; all he saw was Tian Yuan smiling and Pan Lei touching his hair, putting one arm around his shoulder and the other on Tian Yuan's lap. Tian Yuan sat with their fingers interlocked, smiling as he listened to the elders' debate.

Intimacy, all kinds of little intimacies that couldn't be hidden at all, were done naturally. They wouldn't be able to be so close in front of their elders if it weren't for their profound sentiments, if it wasn't for being with the desired partner.

These elders in military uniforms debating serious subjects saw nothing wrong with this. They were accustomed to it and even indulged it. The elders didn't think it was unreasonable for the younger generation to do anything they wanted. They continued to speak loudly and convey their ideas.

This home's environment was one of harmony, warmth, and relaxation. It was not restricting or tense.

No wonder Tian Yuan said this family was very nice to him; it was no surprise he said this family was very good. Seeing is believing.

Let it be, let it be. Even if it makes me feel a little awkward to see them being so intimate again, these high-ranking officials have accepted and given their blessings. Such a strict and serious family is so open-minded, what position do we have to oppose it? It was their son’s happiness. Their son seemed content, so as parents, they should simply nod and accept it.

What Tian Yuan and Pan Lei spoke with their mouths to their ears was straightforward. Tian Yuan stated that everything was well. "Didn't I say our family is all monkey spirits?" Pan Lei murmured into his ear. "The older generation has fought Japanese artillery, and their dads have supported North Korea in its war against the United States. What battle situations have they not witnessed? For them, dealing with your parents is a piece of cake. Look, aren't they sitting quietly and obediently? Relax, we'll have a wonderful year."

The dinner party was sumptuous. Dang Hong had put in a lot of effort since their in-laws were joining them. She'd given the kitchen crew a lot of fresh seafood to cook. Pan Lei, fearful of being short-staffed, called Zhang Hui and requested that some of his restaurant's chefs come over and assist.

Zhang Hui roared again into the sky, "Whose in-laws are these?!?" It was more exhausting than dating.

Dang Hong exemplified the best characteristics of a hostess, a good daughter-in-law, and a wonderful mother-in-law.

It seemed only reasonable to serve dishes for Grandpa and Grandma Pan.

Pan Lei chose spareribs for Tian Yuan, while Dang Hong quickly peeled a shrimp for her son-in-law and placed it in his bowl.

"Tian Yuan, eat more. Don't you enjoy eating shrimp?"

Mother Tian's eyes narrowed. A mother takes excellent care of her children. She, Tian Yuan's biological mother, had never peeled shrimp for her kid. His mother-in-law was so thoughtful...was this a demonstration to her?

"Give this plate of shrimp to Tian Yuan."

Grandma Pan adored her grandson-in-law and quickly had a plate of fried shrimp to be placed in front of Tian Yuan.

She looked at Tian Yuan with the air of a devoted mother. It was a "eyes overflowing with affection" look, the kind that blazed blindingly with maternal brilliance while absolutely cold-shouldering the genuine mother to the side.

"Tian Yuan, try the bamboo shoots."

This time, it was Eldest Aunt’s turn.

"Try this authentic braised pork with plum."

Second Aunt joined the fray, but Pan Lei swooped in, biting off the meaty section and eating it before giving the leftover lean meat to Tian Yuan.

"Take a taste of pine nuts and corn, Grandson. Grandma is getting old and can no longer eat it. LingSi'er isn't here today, so this dish is entirely yours. Otherwise, that girl would have robbed you. Have a bite."

A piece of meat from the left, veggies from the right, and fish from the opposite side... Pan Lei, who sat beside him, snatched away several pieces from the chopsticks as they fought. Tian Yuan's bowl was heaped high with food in the blink of an eye.

"You must finish eating everything. It’ll give you the energy to jog early tomorrow morning."

Grandpa Pan declared that Tian Yuan must eat.

Everyone at the table was smiling happily and laughed when they saw Tian Yuan worry about the pile of food.

Pan Lei pilfered the food from his bowl into his own.

"Eat. Grandpa has spoken. I’ll finish the rest of it."

Mother Tian was ignored once more and left to dry in the sun. Her own son was so well cared for by others that it didn't matter if his mother was present or not. His mother-in-law was very thoughtful to her son. Is she planning to rob my child?

Mother Tian's thoughts were still far-fetched. Dang Hong's plan was actually quite simple. It was to show Mother Tian that your kid is cared for and loved by the elders in my family as if he were their own child. Shouldn't you be just as friendly to my son as I am to yours?

Why do you want to pull a long face when this is a certain fact? I'm assisting your son with food, and you assist my son with his.

Mother Tian appeared to be adamant about Dean Dang Hong. Both mother and mother-in-law are mothers. Don't even think of taking my son away from me.

Dang Hong passed Tian Yuan a dish, and Mother Tian offered Tian Yuan a piece of chicken right away.

Dang Hong gave Pan Lei a piece of fish, and Mother Tian instantly offered Pan Lei a bit of spare ribs. 

Pan Lei, who was blind to the undercurrents, didn't notice anything. He spit out the wine in his mouth as he saw his mother-in-law, who was quite dissatisfied with him, give him a piece of spare ribs.

This love came on too suddenly, with little psychological preparation. He was completely satisfied that his mother-in-law could talk to him politely, and how could he not be excited now that she was serving him food? He sprayed the wine because he was so moved.

Tian Yuan swiftly placed his chopsticks on the table and patted him on the back. What's the problem? Why was he so upset when he was drinking and eating well?

Mother Tian did not waste time and rushed to participate. She stood up and made the decision to walk over to Pan Lei's side.

Bam! A smack fell on Pan Lei's back, making a loud sound. Tian Yuan raised his head and glanced over. Oh mom, are you going to beat up the Pan family's most adored grandchild in front of the entire Pan family?

Mother Tian smiled and stroked gently, as if patting a baby on the back.

"Do you want some water, Leizi? Mom will pour you a glass."

The most loving and the most beautiful mother; she was the model of a good mother, with a gentle smile and a caring tone.

Pan Lei was flattered. He instantly stood up and assisted his mother-in-law in resuming her seat, joking that he dared not make his mother-in-law work. Even if he choked to death, he'd go get some water on his own.

Dang Hong took a sip of the juice after picking it up.

"Unpromising b*stard."

She despised Pan Lei in her heart, calling him a hopeless man who was unfit to be seen. The fool has no idea we paved the road for the two of them.

The sisters then smiled at each other and carried on as before. If you add food, I'll add food; if you want to offer it to your son, I'll serve it to your son-in-law. If you give it to your son-in-law, I’ll give it to your son.

Tian Yuan gazed at his bowl, which was piling up with food. Please don't give me any more. I just finished one bowl. His bowl was the tallest piled, and it was on its way to catching up with a dog's bowl. He'd get a stomachache if he ate any more.

Pan Lei lowered his head and nudged him just as he was about to put down his chopsticks.

"Eat, and eat hard. Didn't you see the two boss mothers fighting? Just keep your head down and eat. If you don’t finish it all, depending on what’s left, you’ll stir up trouble."

Eat it, eat it, how can you not eat it? Isn't this causing problems?

Mother and mother-in-law are both moms, thus the one whose serving was left uneaten would be upset, wouldn't she? Things were finally peaceful and joyful, and their simple life had just begun to improve, so wouldn't it be silly to do something that could blow the fuse? What if they actually got into a fight?

Tian Yuan continued to eat, eager to loosen his belt by three notches by the time the meal was over.

He forced a smile and struggled back to his room before slamming the door and heading directly to the bathroom, vomiting virtually the entire dinner. F*ck it! I'm puking like a pregnant woman.

Mother, mother-in-law, why can't you two get along? Please don't play tricks on me, okay?

He vomited everything and was unable to get up from the floor. What the hell was this? It was the Spring Festival. He’d develop a stomach problem if he had to overeat at every meal like this. This won’t do. I can't be caught in the crossfire when our mothers are fighting.

Pan Lei took a digestive tablet. Grandpa told them today that they'd have to get up early tomorrow and run, so they'd call it a day and rest. They would invite a few people tomorrow and play mahjong together.

When Pan Lei returned to the room with the digestive tablets, he found his darling sitting on the floor of the bathroom, clutching his stomach and looking pitifully at him. His face was a little pale.

"What's the matter? Quickly get up. The floor is cold, so be careful of getting diarrhea."

He picked up Tian Yuan and carried him to his bed, touching his brow. It wasn't particularly hot, but he appeared to be in a bad mood.

"You ate too much, didn't you? I brought digestion tablets with me. Take one."

"I vomited everything. If they keep going nuts like this, I imagine I'll be spending the New Year in the hospital. If I continue to overeat in this manner, I will have stomach problems. It really hurts."

Tian Yuan buried his face in the pillow and covered his tummy. How could this year possibly be a good year?

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Footnotes:

[1] For China, from the Opium Wars until the fall of the Qing Dynasty, i.e. mid-19th to early 20th century.

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Translator:

I'm currently watching the series "A girl like me." It's based on the novel "I Am This Type of Woman," which is being translated at NU. I enjoyed the novel and was curious to see how the adaptation turned out. It's totally OTT! Watching the Bans reminds me of the Pans😂 The FL's costumes are stunning. They've changed the story a lot in the second half, but it's entertaining.

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IDYTRAA - Chapter 157

Chapter 157 Pan Women vs Mother Tian

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Tian Yuan's parents didn't dare to decline the invitation. Dang Hong kept calling Mother Tian "elder sister" intimately and spoke in circles. She was essentially saying: This feeling of becoming an empty-nest old couple is pretty awful. This is also a traditional festival, so come to my house to ring in the New Year. It's a fantastic opportunity for our family to get together. Don’t make the children live apart for the New Year because they don't get to spend much time together. I'll send someone to get you.

In this fashion, the decision was made unilaterally, and within a few days, the chief of the local public security bureau arrived in person and requested the two to get into the car. General Pan's staff was already at the airport.

Father and Mother Tian, the honest and rigid-minded teachers, were thus half-coerced into boarding the plane, accompanied by a person in military uniform. They discovered that this was General Pan's guard after asking. He stated that he was there to guarantee that they landed safely.

They saw their son from a distance after getting off the plane, with Pan Lei in military uniform beside him.

This was most likely Pan Lei's first appearance in formal attire. The uniform, which was pine green with golden epaulets, was flawless. Pan Lei was tall and powerful. When he wore this suit, he appeared to be one of the most valiant fighters. With him, no adversaries could breach the frontier, giving people a sense of majesty, solemnity, and safety.

Tian Yuan, on the other hand, had never seen Pan Lei in such formal attire. He was usually clad in camouflage and high-top military boots, his entire person exuding banditry but power. Tian Yuan's eyes lighted up as he abruptly changed into a crisp formal suit and looked very handsome.

What clothing makes men look the most attractive? Military garb.

The trouser lines were perfectly straight, the actions of walking and sitting were commanding, and the face was firm, serious, and majestic.

Pan Lei couldn't hug and cuddle in public because he was wearing a military uniform. He couldn't do anything that might be unworthy of the clothes on his body. He could, however, hold hands with Tian Yuan.

Although he didn't like his in-laws, they'd come on his parents' invitation this time, and his lover was still their son, so he had to be courteous and thoughtful no matter what.

Pan Lei saluted his in-laws.

"Hello, Mom and Dad."

Pan Lei's booming and clear voice ultimately convinced Mother Tian that Pan Lei, who had the appearance of a bandit and had left a bad impression on her, was, in fact, a soldier, and an awe-inspiring soldier at that.

Everything was done and dusted at this time. Tian Yuan's parents had passionately opposed, tried to persuade their son, and even beat him. He'd forgiven them, therefore there was no awkwardness between them. Overall, this was also other people's domain.

Father Tian nodded, and Mother Tian responded with some embarrassment.

Tian Yuan's worry had finally subsided. It had not been simple to gain his parents' acceptance.

Pan Lei squeezed his hand, knowing he was happy. It was certainly not simple. His in-laws' disdain towards him had now subsided. The oppressed had risen to the position of oppressor, and his words now held weight. As a result, he was likewise overjoyed.

He gave the suitcase to the guard on the side after taking it from his father-in-law.

"Let's get in the car, Mom and Dad. The entire family is expecting you."

They drove two cars today. The guards were following Pan Lei, who was driving with Tian Yuan in the front passenger seat and his parents in the backseat.

"Where are we going, Xiao Yuan? Your father and I should stay at your house."

Pan Lei drove extremely fast.

"Mom, this year, we’ll celebrate the New Year at the military complex. My grandparents, uncles, and aunts are there to greet you. We won't be staying at home, so we'll be concerned if you stay there alone. Let's have some fun while we're here."

That is to say, for this year's Spring Festival, we must eat at the same table as that warlord in-law and his wife, who aids the villain in his evil deeds, and discuss our everyday lives?! This...how is it possible? I'm terrified of them. If we can't agree on something, it's likely we won't be able to leave the military compound.

Mother Tian tugged Tian Yuan's shirt; Tian Yuan smiled at her.

"Don't worry, they're all wonderful. The room has already been tidied up, and everything is ready. It’s not good if you don't go. We discussed this about a month ago and decided to listen to the elders. It’ll be a boisterous affair. It’s rare for the entire family to gather together."

My son was bribed, and he is now on the side of the other party. I beat him, and we drifted apart as a result. How can you be like this, my good son, my well-behaved and obedient son? Sigh. Let it be, let it be. It's too late now.

Pan Lei's intentions were wicked. Actually, he was looking forward to witnessing his mother's battle with his mother-in-law. What a scene that would be! He was curious to see how his mother would handle his mother-in-law. Wasn't spending New Year's together going to be like watching a soap opera called 'Mother-in-law meets Mother'? He was looking forward to seeing these two old ladies duke it out.

If Tian Yuan knew what he was up to, I'm sure he'd tear his face apart. This evil thinking was unbecoming of his uniform.

Pan Lei entered the military compound and pointed to the sentry stationed in front of the gate.

"Please do not leave this gate unless you are accompanied by me, Tian'er, or someone from the family, Mom and Dad. You will be detained. If you resist, you will be arrested and charged with assassination. However, if someone questions, as long as you say you're General Pan's in-laws, you'll be alright."

Mother Tian shivered with fear. They were ordinary citizens who had never even visited the Public Security Bureau. Could this be a military stronghold? Was this the reason that unconcerned people were barred from entering?

Tian Yuan pinched Pan Lei, who was frightening his in-laws and using the occasion to exact retribution and vent his resentment.

"Let's go to Tian Yuan's place to stay, old man."

At the very least, it's safe; there are no armed individuals roaming the streets.

Pan Lei's yelled out, "It hurts!" in his hurt, and thought his husband was far too violent.

He stepped on the gas rapidly and arrived at the door.

He opened the door for his in-laws and invited them inside.

Dang Hong, who was in the room, noticed them and dragged Papa Pan out to greet them. After all, they were related through marriage. They couldn't possibly be lacking in politeness. Whatever they(TY's parents) did, they were the hosts, so they had to be warmly welcoming.

Dang Hong grabbed Mother Tian's hand in greeting.

"I've been expecting you. You've finally arrived. Please enter the house. It's so much fun, elder sister, to get together. We have a large family, and Leizi's uncles and aunts are all waiting for you. They all agree that Tian Yuan is such a good child; it's clear that his parents raised him well. Let them see how amazing Tian Yuan's parents are."

Tian Yuan, who had his ears pricked, was perplexed as to why his mother-in-law's words sounded so gritty. It was like taking a bite of fragrant rice and then finding it strange after chewing it in the mouth.

He didn't say anything and just walked into the house. Pan Lei was trying hard not to laugh.

Mother Tian's expression was similarly off, but Mama Pan's smile was warm, so perhaps she was overthinking it. Papa Pan hadn't picked up on his wife's ability to be smooth and slick. When he met Father Tian, who was equally taciturn, he just nodded. Father Tian nodded back at him.

This 'meeting your in-laws' stuff is embarrassing.

Father and Mother Tian were led into the crowded house.

Papa Pan invited his in-law to join them in their small circle. Grandpa Pan sat in the master's chair, holding a purple clay pot and taking little sips of water. He appeared to be full of vitality, yet his attitude when he looked at Father Tian was unpleasant. Who gave them permission to bully his good grandson Tian Yuan?

Dang Hong smiled and introduced her in-laws to Mother Tian.

"This is Leizi's eldest aunt, this is his second aunt, and this is our three sisters' mother. This is Tian Yuan's mother, Mom. Didn't you say you wanted to meet her yesterday."

The old lady was making paper cutouts and raised her head when she noticed Mother Tian. She held the paper with arrogance, letting some of the juniors experience what it was like to be a stately elder.

Nobody in the esteemed Pan family, whether elderly or young, was easy to deal with. Ever since they accepted Tian Yuan, he was no longer a part of the Tian family; he was now a member of the Pan family, and no one could bully the Pan family, beat their child, and beat him so cruelly.

Tian Yuan's parents were such worthless nobodies, judging by how skinny he was.

"Take that far away seat." {T/N: “坐, 大老远的.” literally translates as: "Sit/take a seat, very far away." lol. Maybe it can be phrased politely but I thought this was fun.}

The elderly lady set the scissors down and spread out the red paper. The paper-cutting had only a few words: Love the motherland's next generation.

Mother Tian couldn't put her finger on it, but she had the impression that this family was peculiar.

"Our children are together, and we've become family. Let's get to know each other. Leizi, go get some fruit for your father and the others. Tian Yuan, bring your mom a cup of tea."

Dang Hong smiled and turned to face Mother Tian.

"Tian Yuan is a very loving child. He’s been here with us for a long time. When it’s time to eat and he hasn’t returned, his father asks someone to pick him up quickly. He’s become more like a son to us than Leizi. He spends the entire day with us, brings fruit snacks when he gets home from work, buys tea, gives me a bouquet of flowers, takes me for a stroll, and even goes shopping with me. There’s nothing bad to say about this son. My old man and I both adore him. My family’s Leizi had fool’s luck and brought us such a good son. We’re content, too content."

Mother Tian's expression was stiff. Was this woman strutting her stuff in front of her? Her own son was so close to some other guy's mother? Didn't this make his biological mother feel envious, jealous, and hatred?

Eldest Aunt smiled.

"This is determined by the children's upbringing. I heard you and your husband are both teachers, elder sister. Teachers, as expected, can raise such a well-behaved child."

"There is no doubt that Tian Yuan received a solid education. You have no idea, elder sister. We were all following our husbands around and couldn't take care of our children back then. They all grew up like wild children. Nowadays, children have individuality. We three sisters have a pretty straightforward way of thinking. Children have their own lives and courses to follow. They are free to do whatever they choose. It's perfectly acceptable to fall in love with anyone, male or female. As parents, we don't mind as long as they're happy."

"Yes, as parents, we will accept it as long as the children are happy."

"Don't be too orthodox. You're not even as accepting as this old lady. Let's go, Xiao Yuan. Grandma will get you something delicious to eat."

Mother Tian finally got it. It was all nonsense talking about celebrating the New Year together. The four women gave her an initial show of strength as soon as she entered the door, joining hands to offer her a political lesson. It deserved to be termed a military aristocratic family. Everyone had their own set of theories.

Mother Tian was filled with all kinds of envy, jealousy, and hatred, but what was the use? She had a son, but he grew up to be a caring and good son of others. This was a mistake on both sides.

But what could she do when she’d come to someone's home? Endure it.

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Translator:

Mother Tian is being bombarded with tongue in cheek remarks. So far, Mother Tian: 0; Pan Women: 4. Grandma Pan’s paper cutting was hilarious.

Google 'Chinese paper cutting' and check out the amazing results. Some of the paper cutouts are really pretty.

I've starting translating another novel, I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin (IHSC). Click here to go to the NU page or begin reading the first chapter. Make sure to check it out. I adore IHSC's MC; he's a riot. The ML is a yandere.

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