November 29, 2023

Fox Guard - Part 7

It was snowing.

The entire Welcoming Moon Mountain was covered in silver.

Starting from this winter, Shifu required us to go into the mountains to practice because he wanted to choose the next mountain god from among his many disciples.

As a young and energetic person, I was excited about the title "god."

Shifu said that every land must be guarded by a competent mountain god. He was getting old, and his spiritual energy was gradually dissipating. In order to avoid the disaster of heaven and earth falling apart, he wanted us to study and practice even harder, in the hope of selecting the most suitable successor to guard this land.

That winter, I made a promise with Bu Yu. When the next mountain deity is born, regardless of whether I obtain that title or not, we will get married.

My fellow disciples, like me, all dreamt transforming from insignificant little demons to mountain gods guarding a region. Our lives were no longer as carefree and leisurely as before; instead, we were engrossed in our individual cultivation. And the ultimate goal of our cultivation was to perfect our own inner cores. As different types of demons, our entire essence resided in those inner cores. The more perfect the inner core is, the stronger our power will be.

My fish senior brothers, wolf senior brothers, and cat senior brothers had perfected their inner cores in quick succession. Inner cores of the fox clan are the most challenging to cultivate, and while my senior brothers had already achieved great success, my inner core was still in the critical period of coming into being.

During that time, Bu Yu often brought my favorite roast chicken to the cave where I practiced, rewarding me with food and drink. She just sat to meditate and practice cultivation symbolically each day, with absolutely no intention of competing for the title of some mountain god. All she wanted was to be my wife.

The happiest memories were when we huddled in the cave, lighting a bonfire, enjoying the delicious roast chicken while watching the snowfall outside.

That peacefully serene time was truly precious.

During that winter, Shifu rarely appeared before us. We knew he was tending to his only son who had contracted a strange illness. Shifu's son couldn't speak and had no awareness since birth, just like a living dead. Over the years, despite trying many methods, Shifu couldn't cure him, which saddened us disciples a lot.

However, gradually, the atmosphere in the mountains became weird—

One by one, my senior brothers who had refined their inner cores went missing. There was no trace of them in the vast forest. Shifu aged a lot overnight. While brewing medicine for his son, he sighed in secret: "Never mind, never mind, they shall venture forth once their wings are strong. Welcoming Moon Mountain is too small for them..."

My relationship with my senior brothers had always been good, and I couldn't fathom their reasons for leaving without a word. Could it be that, in their hearts, the happiness of living with Shifu and everyone else couldn't compare to the inexplicable "venture forth" they sought? Moreover, weren't they previously so determined to compete for the position of mountain god?

Although I had many doubts, I couldn't afford to be too distracted by this matter. In seven more days, my inner core would likely be perfected. If my mind wasn't at peace at this time, I could easily lose control and fall into the devil path.

Bu Yu came to see me the next day, and all she brought was good news. She said that everything was fine with Shifu, the younger apprentice brothers were being obedient, and the missing fish senior brother had sent word, saying he had arrived in a bustling city and had even met a beautiful woman.

I knew that Bu Yu never lied, and I finally felt at ease.

However, at the moment when I clearly saw Bu Yu turn and leave, her slightly furrowed brow didn't escape my notice.

White foxes are the aristocrats among foxes and also the cleverest. We're always adept at reading a person.

As I watched her disappearing silhouette in the twilight, a series of shallow and deep footprints remained in the snow, just like imperfections on a beautiful face. Suddenly, I remembered that Bu Yu's footsteps were always light as clouds, leaving no trace, and she often said that a landscape covered in pristine snow was incredibly beautiful, and leaving footprints would mar it. Therefore, she never left any marks in the snow when she walked.

As I stood at the cave's entrance, my already at ease heart skipped a beat owing to some weird power.

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November 27, 2023

Fox Guard - Part 6

Five hundred years ago.

It was the third time I'd fished out this stupid girl from the Welcoming Moon River, where the village children liked to throw her in.

Her brightly colored red dress floated in the cool river water, resembling a blooming flower.

"Give me your hand," I jumped into the water and grabbed her hand.

She fell on the shore, coughing desperately and spitting out a few mouthfuls of river water.

I knew her; she lived in the village at the foot of the mountain, where her family ran a small wine shop. I often bought wine for my shifu from their store. It was her every time. She stood on a small stool and scooped out the mellow from a wine vat taller than her, carefully poured it into my wine pot, and then wiped the pot with a cloth before handing it to me.

She was an abandoned baby brought down from the mountains by her current parents, who didn't like her and treated her with nothing but harshness.

I personally saw her burly foster father once chasing and beating her with a wooden stick, solely because while accounting for the liquor sales he discovered she had undercharged two coins. I watched her dodging and begging for mercy, tears streaming down her bright red face.

After that incident, every time I went to buy liquor, I would leave behind much more money than the cost of the liquor for her. My shifu never cared about money anyway and always gave me plenty.

But this stupid girl would always chase after me, returning every extra coin, not a single one missing. Her honesty made me want to punch her.

I patted her cold, wet back and, once she caught her breath, asked, "Hey, I'm called Ah-Tou. What's your name?"

"My name is Bu Yu."

I gradually learned why she was so unwelcome in the village. It was because she would often say things like, "Tomorrow, you'll cut your hand while chopping wood!" or "Your house will catch fire at night, and your son will get burned." And every time she spoke, her predictions came true. The villagers all considered her a freak, and no one liked her. What's more, they clamored to drive her out of the village. But her foster parents, really reluctant to lose a free helper, went to great lengths to keep her.

However, when she honestly told the villagers, "Three days from now, the village will be destroyed in a massive fire and there will be countless casualties," the enraged villagers finally drove her out of the village, beating and cursing at her. They called her a doomsayer and bearer of ill luck, focusing on the negative rather than the positive. They told her to beat it as far away as possible and warned that if she ever dared to return, they would break her legs.

Three days later, a massive fire reduced the once-thriving village to rubble, and the deceased villagers piled up like a hill on the ground.

Amidst the pervasive smell of charred remains, I held Bu Yu's hand and brought her before my shifu. When my shifu saw Bu Yu standing timidly beside me, I distinctly saw his usually half-closed eyes reveal a sudden rare brilliance.

Bu Yu became my junior apprentice sister.

None of my fellow apprentices were human; some were foxes like me, others were fish demons, and there were even mountain spirits among them. Shifu was the mountain god of Welcoming Moon Mountain, a kind middle-aged man who knew many miraculous magics. He taught us, the demons born in the mountains, the meaning of "tolerance is greatness[1]" and what it meant to be a "modest and scrupulous gentleman," encouraging us to treat everything around us with kindness. He taught us how to soar into the clouds and control the wind, and gave us a stable and warm place to live. Life in Welcoming Moon Mountain was like one big family, where fellow disciples would practice martial arts and play chess, or pursue the four arts[2], all while enjoying the harmony and happiness of each day.

Before meeting Shifu, each of us had a difficult life. It was either being hunted down by Taoist priests and living in constant fear; or being mediocre and incapable, struggling even to find three meals a day. As for me, I owed Shifu a life saving grace. He bought me back from an old hunter, preventing me from becoming just another fox fur mattress under that old man.

After meeting Shifu, I, an easy-to-satisfy fox, finally believed that the world isn't as terrible as some of my kind describe it, with no good people at all. I hoped this kind of life could last forever, and after Bu Yu came into my life, this hope grew even stronger.

Bu Yu and I were the closest of friends. Ever since she came to the mountains, she followed me around like a little tail, practicing magic with me and playing in the forest together. What made her truly exceptional was that she never told lies. Since she came, anyone who stole food from the kitchen or sneaked down the mountain to have fun, as long as our shifu questioned her, she would come clean without hesitation, much to the chagrin of our fellow disciples. She still made predictions like "You'll definitely fall into the river when you go down the mountain today!" to others, but we were different from those villagers. Not only did we not get angry, but we also placed bets out of boredom to see if her words would come true. The result was that her predictions never failed to come true, not even once.

As time went by, we began to suspect Bu Yu's true identity. We knew that our shifu never accepted human disciples.

Many years later, our gang of male disciples had all grown into handsome young men, while Bu Yu had blossomed into a charming and graceful young woman. At Shifu's birthday banquet that year, he looked at us with satisfaction and at the same time also fulfilled our years of curiosity. He said that Bu Yu's true form was that of a prophecy flower.

Prophecy flowers are born on the highest cliff by the Western Waters of the Hidden Sea. They bloom once every hundred years, and have three blood-red petals. By consuming these flower petals, one can foresee the misfortunes that will befall others, hence the name "Prophecy Flower." Once a prophecy flower absorbs the essence of heaven and earth, it gains the chance to cultivate into a human form. Not only can it foresee the calamities for people, but it can also foretell the time of a person's death. If its skin is taken and used in secret rituals, it can create an unbeatable deadly curse, causing certain death to those afflicted.

In the eyes of the righteous path, this flower is considered an ominous thing.

My fellow apprentice brothers and I were surprised, looking at each other and whispering.

At that birthday banquet, Bu Yu was quieter than ever. Previously, she had known nothing at all about her origins, not even who her parents were. Or perhaps she had no parents at all and was just a prophecy flower that had inexplicably taken on human form and had somehow ended up wandering to Welcoming Moon Mountain. The phrase "ominous thing" in particular seemed to really be an invisible stick that struck her so hard that she couldn't even lift her head.

By her side, I discreetly tightened my grip on her hand. I detested seeing her become even a little downcast. I could only use this method to pull her up, preventing her from sinking further.

The next day, I searched the library, looking through ancient notes about various demons. In the section about Prophecy Flowers, at the very end, there was a sentence that read??—

Prophecy flower, prophecy flower, words of prophecy it wields. Conversely, conversely, flower consumes life.

I went to ask Shifu what this sentence meant.

Shifu sighed and explained, "Prophecy flowers never tell lies. She can accurately predict the misfortunes a person will encounter. However, everything has two sides." He clipped a withered leaf from the potted plant and continued, "Bu Yu can see how much of a person's life remains. For example: when she honestly tells someone that they have only ten years or even just three days left to live, then it's a fact that even the gods can't change. However, if she lies and tells the other person they have fifty more years to live, then that person's life will be rewritten, and they truly can live for another fifty years. But, as a punishment for going against their nature by telling such a lie, the prophecy flower that spoke the falsehood will lose a part of its petals. In Bu Yu's case, it means she will lose a piece of her flesh and blood. The more she extends someone else's life, the more of her flesh and blood she loses, until there's nothing left. She will completely vanish. That's why throughout history, some sorcerers sought prophecy flowers to use their petals for malevolent curses, while others aimed to turn out the petals into a life-prolonging panacea through secret methods."

I finally understood what the phrase "flower consumes life" meant.

On that moonlit night, Bu Yu and I lay side by side on the mountaintop, basking in the moonlight like we did in our childhood. The gentle radiance bathed us in a momentary tranquility, a utopia.

"Bu Yu..." I gazed at the full moon above, "Will you promise me something?"

"You're not about to propose to me, are you?" She rested her head on my shoulder and giggled.

"That's the second thing I want you to promise me," I sat up, pulling her up as well, "But the first thing is more important."

"Tell me." Seeing that I was serious, she stopped giggling.

"Never, ever lie to anyone." I said each word slowly, "Promise me!"

"I never tell lies anyway," she replied, looking puzzled.

"Promise me that you'll never do it at any time!" I emphasized again, holding her hand tightly, "Swear it!"

Her delicate face exuded a gentle glow in the moonlight. Gazing at me who insisted like a child, she nodded, "Alright, I promise you. I won't tell lies, no matter when. And if I break this promise, I'll be separated from you for a hundred years, never to be reunited."

I held her in my arms, and in that moment, her soft and warm body gave me a love that I could never let go of.

"Ah-Tou, I am an ominous thing... I often wonder, if I hadn't spoken out about the village fire back then, would it have never happened? Or, if I had never appeared in the village, would they have been spared from those misfortunes..." She whispered in my ear.

"You are not an ominous thing," I held her even tighter, "If anyone dares to use this as an excuse to hurt you in the future, I'll make them repay tenfold! Don't overthink it; you just told the truth, and most humans don't like hearing the truth. It's that simple."

"Ah-Tou...you are so good to me. How about we get married? Only then can I show you that I am also good to you."

She is always so honest.

I chuckled, "Okay!"


Footnotes:

[1] 有容乃大. This phrase is part of the couplet 海納百川,有容乃大;壁立千仞,無欲則剛. Roughly translated: "When the sea accepts a hundred rivers, it becomes vast; When the mountain stands a thousand fathoms tall, it remains steadfast without desires." In essence, it encourages people to have a broad and accepting perspective while maintaining inner strength and resilience.

[2] qín qí shū huà: the four arts (zither, Go, calligraphy, painting); the accomplishments of a well-educated person.


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November 25, 2023

Fox Guard - Part 5

Late at night, I watched as Tang Xiaohua fell into a deep slumber. I tucked her into the quilt that'd slipped because of her poor sleeping posture and then turned around to walk out the door.

Standing at the highest point in the deep mountains, I gazed at the pitch-black night sky devoid of stars and the moon. I took a deep breath, sat down with my legs crossed and focused all my thoughts, searching for the voice that had brought me to Tang Xiaohua's side, that evil old fox who refused to reveal any truth!

Only this elusive old fox could unravel my doubts. I knew that if Tang Xiaohua were just an ordinary girl, he would never have sent me, a noble from the fox clan, to her! Conspiracy! There must be a conspiracy at play here!

That old fox hadn't contacted me in at least a decade, not until after I had established a close bond with Tang Xiaohua. Tonight, even if it exhausts my primordial spirit[1], I must establish contact with the old fox!

The mountain wind blew relentlessly, penetrating to the bone, but my forehead was covered with thick beads of sweat. I lost track of how much time had passed, until a ray of moonlight fell upon my head, and at last, a voice, that of an ageless man, reached my ears. To be precise, it resonated within my mind—

"You're looking for me?"

I was overjoyed and quickly asked, "Where are you? I want to see you; there are many things I need to ask you in person!"

"I'm in the water."

I opened my eyes, and not far away, the river shimmered in the moonlight, with the sound of flowing water.

I scrambled to the riverbank, stuck my head out, and looked at the water's surface. Apart from my own reflection, there was no sign of the old fox.

"Why did you erase my past memories?" I shouted at the river, not caring too much.

"Your memories have always been there."

"That's impossible!" I was getting a bit angry. "Who is Tang Xiaohua really? Her powers couldn't have come out of nowhere. I want to know the truth!"

"When you can recall her name, all your questions will be answered."

"Old fox, are you kidding me?" I punched the water, and the icy splash hit my face.

"This is your own choice. The only person who can completely unravel the mystery for you is yourself." The voice gradually sank into the water, leaving no trace.

On the surface of the river, only my shattered silhouette remained.

I shouted until my throat was hoarse, but the voice no longer responded to me.

When you can recall her name, all your questions will be answered.

I mindlessly repeated this phrase like a fool, forgetting my ability to fly with the wind. Driven to distraction, I walked on the winding mountain road in the dead of night.

Ahead, the roar of an engine approached, and two bright headlights mercilessly pierced into my eyes.

My body was pierced through by the icy steel...

The sheer ecstasy of being completely torn apart and disintegrated triggered memories that had lain dormant for who knows how long.

I saw a crimson three-petal flower flying out from my body, drawing a lonely arc in the air, and finally silently disappearing on the other side of the air.

Give me your hand. Hey, what's your name? My name is Ah[2] Tou.

My name is...Bu Yu[3].

Bu Yu...

Bu Yu...


Footnotes:

[1] 元神: fundamental essence of life. The term "Yuánshén" is a Taoist concept used in spiritual cultivation. Those who cultivate their Yuánshén, can temporarily leave their physical body and traverse between the realms of Heaven and Earth. They can even choose to separate from the physical body entirely, exist independently, ascend to higher realms, or undergo reincarnation as part of their spiritual journey.

[2] Prefix used in front of the surname or last character of someone’s given name to express familiarity or friendliness. I forgot to add this footnote in the first(Ah-Liao) arc, sorry.

[3] bù yǔ: to remain silent; to say nothing.


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November 23, 2023

Fox Guard - Part 4

A plainly dressed man sat by the bedside holding his young son, tightly gripping his wife's hand as she lay in the hospital bed. On the young woman's swollen face, there was an overwhelming sense of weakness and concern.

In the lunchbox placed on the cabinet, half was rice, and the other half was cheap stir-fried vegetables.

"Mom... come home..." the young child said, choking back tears, tugging at his mother's hand.

With just one sentence, the woman began to sob softly.

"She'll come home soon," The man comforted with red eyes and kissed his wife on the forehead. "Our son and I have been waiting for you."

"But……"

"Shh!" The man gently covered his wife's mouth and said softly, "I just spoke with the doctor, and he said you're only in the early stage. As long as you actively cooperate with the treatment, there's a good chance of recovery. I have a lot of confidence (in what the doctor said). You should too!"

"Really?" The woman looked into her husband's face.

"The doctor just told me," the man asserted. "You have no idea how happy I am!"

I shook my head, another liar. Just now, I distinctly heard the doctor tell him expressionlessly that his wife had at most a month left to live.

At the door, Tang Xiaohua, holding a pack of cold medicine, stared blankly at the couple. She instinctively wanted to approach but glanced at me and hesitated.

April Fool's Day was only a week away and spring is a season where people are prone to colds. At this time of year, Tang Xiaohua is always a frequent visitor to the hospital.

After receiving the injection and medication, the directionally challenged Tang Xiaohua took a wrong turn while heading downstairs, and by some twist of fate, she ended up on the second floor in the inpatient area. She stopped in front of the couple's room.

"How much battery does that woman have left?" I asked nonchalantly, my arms crossed.

"Less than a week," she replied in a hushed voice.

"Poor thing..." I shook my head.

If that woman's life battery could be extended a bit longer, this family of three would have a much happier life.

"Xiao Tou... I want to..." Tang Xiaohua looked at me with a pleading expression.

Just moments ago, in the outpatient area, Tang Xiaohua had lost her wallet, which was found by this man, and he had chased after her to return it.

"Returning a favor, huh?" I asked with a smile. "Go ahead."

"Xiao Tou..." Tang Xiaohua's eyes widened, seemingly unable to believe that I'd truly given my permission.

"Go on," I nodded in the direction of the unfortunate family of three.

Tang Xiaohua rushed into the hospital room without hesitation.

The man looked at her in surprise, "Young lady, is there something missing from your wallet?"

"No, no," Tang Xiaohua walked up to them, glanced at his wife, and said, "Your wife will be fine."

"Huh?" The man was dumbfounded.

"I said she'll be okay," Tang Xiaohua said, then reached out her right hand toward his wife's forehead, touching the cold skin. She smiled at the woman and said, "Let me tell you, your life still..."

I didn't follow inside; I stood silently at the door, expressionless, gazing at every corner of the room. The moment Tang Xiaohua began to speak to the woman, I saw two eyes appear on the ceiling in the room and narrowed my eyes slightly.

Tang Xiaohua's next words were frozen before they could escape her lips. Everyone in the hospital room felt as if a hurricane had swept through, and their bodies and consciousness were suddenly stopped dead by a hidden force within the wind. Their eyes, ears, and all sensory functions were instantly lost - everything in the room stood stock still. Tang Xiaohua remained in her ridiculous posture with her hand outstretched and mouth open, stuck by the bedside like a wax figure.

I can freeze a small area like this for a short period. Although this magic would consume a significant amount of my energy, it was necessary.

I adjusted my breathing, closed the door, and entered the hospital room. I gazed at the shapeless, dark, mud-like monstrosity on the ceiling and said, "I thought about it for a long time and decided to play a little trick to get you to come out and meet me. I know you've been monitoring Tang Xiaohua and only show yourself when she 'lies' to someone."

With that, I leaped forward, reached into the dark mass with my right hand, and pulled. There was a muffled grunt, and a thin, emaciated man was forcibly pulled out by me, landing on the ground. However, this was not a true human; from his waist down, he had the appearance of an arthropod, making him look fugly.

I stepped heavily on Bug Man's back and said coldly, "I don't care where you crawled out of, monster, but if you harm my people, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

"Mercy, hero!" Bug Man raised his head, surrendering with both hands raised. "I'm just doing someone's bidding, trying to take something from this girl to make a living that's all!"

"Take something?" I increased the pressure under my foot, almost breaking Bug Man's waist. "Speak! What's going on here?"

In terms of magic, this low-level little demon was no match for me, but when it came to knowledge of legends and rumors, I was far behind these insect demons who hid in various corners of the human world, scurrying and gathering information all day long, often acting as informants for others in exchange for rewards.

Bug Man rolled his slightly bulging eyes and cautiously asked, "What's your relationship with this girl? Could it be that you're also trying to get that thing?"

My mind worked. I snorted coldly and flashed my furry tail: "It seems you're not too foolish. You know that this girl had long been marked by me, yet you dare to come and grab a piece of the pie?"

"Oh, hero, this..this..this is such a misunderstanding!" Bug Man stammered with fear at the sight of my snow-white tail. Others might not know, but bug demons like him who make a living by selling information are quite aware that white foxes have always been aristocrats among the fox clan, superior in spiritual power and magic. If he angered me, the likelihood of him ending up dismembered on the spot was quite high.

Seeing that I was coldly silent, Bug Man became even more panicked and quickly started talking: "I didn't know this prophecy flower was already reserved by you. I put in a lot of effort to find her. Too many people want the petals of the prophecy flower for their spells, but unfortunately, there are very few prophecy flowers in existence, and even fewer that have taken on human form. I..I..I'm obsessed with money and thought I could make a big profit this time, but I didn't realize I would offend Your Highness White Fox. I don't dare do it again. Please spare my life!"

Prophecy flower?!

I couldn't pay attention to the rest of what he was saying. Only the words "prophecy flower" were burned into the deepest recesses of my mind like a soldering iron, ringing endlessly.

Prophecy flower, prophecy flower, words of prophecy it wields. Conversely, conversely, the flower uses up life.[1]

You're not an ominous creature! If anyone hurts you, I'll repay them tenfold!

A faint and distant voice, like a murmured dream, suddenly emerged in my mind. Each word seemed to sprout edges, piercing sharply into my heart, leaving behind an unbearable ache.

Taking advantage of the moment when I was absent-minded and not exerting any strength under my foot, Bug Man rolled on the spot and quickly shrank into a black ball. With a leap, he quickly disappeared into the ceiling, fleeing without a trace.

I had no time to take care of that little demon. I approached Tang Xiaohua slowly, and gazed at her face with a solemnity and care I hadn't shown in seventeen years…

Removing her glasses, I revealed her beautiful eyes. Her unfashionable short hair seemed to magically lengthen in my eyes, and her school uniform melted away like wax, revealing a crimson gown as splendid as sunset glow beneath.

Chaos, unparalleled chaos, interweaved and collided in my mind. Meaningless words rose and fell as scattered images zapped by, their battering instantly overwhelming the ever-rational and clever me...


[1]  谶花, 谶花, 一语成谶. 反之, 反之, 花灭人生. Feel free to offer poetic alternatives for this line.


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November 21, 2023

Fox Guard - Part 3

A few nights ago, I had a fight with a Hell official from the Underworld. It was a disaster began by Tang Xiaohua, and the officials wanted to teach her a lesson. The result of the incident was that the defeated official accused Tang Xiaohua of breaking the rules of the Underworld and tampering with human lives. They warned that if she dared to interfere in Underworld affairs again, she would not be spared.

But at that time, I didn't know what had actually happened. I had become addicted to a game called World of Warcraft recently, spending my days in front of the computer, neglecting my supervision of Tang Xiaohua. On the night after my PK with the Hell official, I pulled Tang Xiaohua to the bathroom with the best soundproofing in the house to extort a confession.

Even though she was seventeen years old, she was still a complete brat in my eyes. The bathroom mirror reflected our figures, standing there in a tense standoff. Tang Xiaohua was wearing a mid-length coat with an ugly color and a very OUT style. Her face was hidden behind her hair, which was a boring short cut, and was slightly pale. The overhead light shined through her smooth skin, making it look translucent.

"Come clean, what mischief did you get into while I was away?" My expression was colder and harder than marble.

Tang Xiaohua hesitated, nibbling on her lip, stealing a quick glance at me, then immediately shifting her gaze away without saying a word.

"Speak!" I felt like anything but a guardian spirit, more like a mobster collecting protection money.

"Well... I..." Her dark, bright eyes darted behind the lenses.

"You never tell lies," I softened my tone. Extorting a confession also requires techniques, using both hard and soft tactics.

"Okay, okay, I'll say it," she sniffed, raised her head to look at my forehead, raised her finger and drew a line on it, then said in a tone that was half-excited and half-annoyed, "I saw something new on their foreheads."

"What do you mean?" I instinctively touched my own forehead.

"Phone, phone, get your phone out!" She rummaged in my pocket and pulled out my new phone, pointing at the battery indicator on the screen and said, "It's this thing! Everyone has a similar sign on their foreheads."

I was stupefied: "Are you saying you see battery indicators on everyone's heads?"

"Yeah," she nodded, "some people have high battery levels, while others have low ones. Elderly people all show low battery levels, but there are also many young people with low levels."

Being as smart as I am, I roughly figured out what was going on after a brief pondering. To put it simply, this country girl could probably see the health bar of humans now.

But what did this have to do with the Hell officials flipping out?

"When did you discover this new ability?" I asked her. Tang Xiaohua shook her head.

"You don't remember or you refuse to tell me?" I continued to press, gripping her shoulders - having a beef with the Underworld could be a major or minor matter. She shrank back, stubbornly resisting to the end.

Tang Xiaohua's most distinctive trait is that she never lies. As she grew older, she had learned to be silent on occasion, but she absolutely never lied.

I knew her temperament well, so I released my grip and followed my memories to dig up all her actions and behaviors in the past few months, searching for any indiscretions or clues, piece by piece, focusing on the details. Eventually, the target I locked on was the week before my PK with the Hell official.

Every year, there was one day when I would leave Tang Xiaohua for 24 hours to venture alone into the deep mountains outside the city to absorb the spirit dew that forms during the day-night transition. That stuff only appears once a year. This is the plight of being a fox – always having to rely on external energy sources to maintain my strength. Fortunately, absorbing spirit dew once a year was enough to nourish me for the entire year. Our agreement was that during those 24 hours when I wasn't with her, she couldn't step outside the house.

I recalled that morning when I returned from the mountains, and there was Tang Xiaohua, looking tired, sitting in front of her ever-sighing parents, having breakfast and nibbling on a bun that seemed never-ending.

I had long been accustomed to her way of interacting with her parents, but I wasn't used to her ignoring me. In front of her parents, she was obedient and quiet, like a docile rabbit. She lacked the rebellion that children her age often displayed. She loved her parents and respected them, following all their arrangements, but she always maintained a subtle distance.

However, it was different when she was with me. While she resembled a rabbit, she was far from being a quiet one; instead, she was a clingy, hopping-around rabbit. Even when there were outsiders around and she had to pretend not to see me, there was always a gleam in her eyes that only I could see as she secretly followed me.

This intimacy, which was clearly different from others, became more and more apparent as she grew older.

Yet, on that particular morning, even my presence couldn't light up her eyes. The key to this whole situation must have unfolded on the day I went into the mountains.

"On the day I went to the mountains, you broke our agreement, didn't you?" I couldn't afford to waste any more time and grabbed her wrist.

"Ouch..." Tang Xiaohua's face contorted in pain, and she let out a cry.

My actions were always measured, and this level of force shouldn't have caused her pain. Unless...

I swiftly rolled up her sleeve, revealing a pale wrist with a clear mark on it. The mark resembled a petal, twisted at an eerie angle, reminding me of lips that held unspoken words. What was most bizarre was that through this mark, I could see the patterns on the floor – this mark had made a part of her flesh and blood disappear.

I was no longer uneasy; I was alarmed.

"Tang Xiaohua, I'll give you two choices," I lifted her chin and waved two fingers in front of her eyes. "First, tell me the truth. Second, starting tomorrow, I will disappear from your life forever. You know I walk the talk."

I admit I was at my wit's end. I don't have the ability to peer into someone's past.

"You..." She blinked nervously, the idea of a life without me was something she had never contemplated.

I know it's unkind to threaten a silly little girl with her weakness, but I'd rather be the bad guy than let her die a dubious death.

"I..." She sniffled and hung her head, looking like an eternal sinner, "I lied to others..."


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November 19, 2023

Fox Guard - Part 2

In the least popular individuals list at Fuming High School, there were only two names. The first one was Director Ma from the Moral Education Office, who was responsible for school spirit and discipline, and was known by the nickname "Black-Faced Ghost King." The second one was a female student from Class 6 of the second year, named Tang Xiaohua.

Tang Xiaohua, 17 years old, 159 cm tall, fair and slender, with a nearsightedness of -500 degrees, had mediocre grades, limited interests, and zero awareness of dressing up. She was the type of person who disappears when thrown into a crowd. In short, she was just a little country girl who would be overshadowed by my handsome and stunning aura as soon as she stood next to me. Everyone regarded this country girl with more fear than anything else, much like how most people feel about rats and cockroaches—simultaneously hating and fearing them.

The reason for this fear was that Tang Xiaohua was famous for being a "doomsayer[1]." Whenever she uttered phrases like "Be careful not to catch a cold!" or "Be cautious of oncoming vehicles when you go out!" or "You should be very careful in this exam; it's easy to fail!" and so on, they came true without fail, and it would work every single time. At first, people thought it was just a coincidence, but after countless instances of coincidences, gradually, everyone went from doubting her "ability" to confirming it, from indifference to taboo. Those with elderly family members even warned the younger generation not to get too close to someone like her because she was too ominous.

As a living witness, I experienced countless such tragic incidents. As early as when she was still a babbling baby, one day when her mother took her to the hospital for a physical examination, she pointed at a nurse's sparkling diamond ring and said a single word: "Lose... Lose..." Two hours later, the nurse's diamond ring accidentally slipped into the drain when she was washing her hands, and it couldn't be fished out.

Tang Xiaohua's tumultuous life began at that moment. When she was a child, I protected her countless times from stones, rotten vegetable leaves, and so on thrown her way. Those ignorant children spat at her and called her a monster. Neighbors would take a detour as soon as they saw their family. Even the way her parents looked at her was filled with anxiety and growing doubts.

"Xiao Tou," a depressed ten-year-old Tang Xiaohua sat on the slide at school, looking dejected at me hovering in the air, "Is it wrong to be an honest child? Didn't the teacher also say that good kids should tell the truth and not lie?"

Oh, how I hated it when she called me "Xiao Tou"! It sounded like "thief[2]," and it was also particularly effeminate. After all, I am a handsome guy[3] who stands over 180 centimeters tall! Just because back then, when she asked for my name, I couldn't come up with one, she took it upon herself to call me Xiao Tou. She said the word "Tou" felt very familiar, just like how I made her feel.

Fine! I admit that I even forgot my name after leaving the fox den, but what's in a name anyway? It's just a symbol, so let it be Xiao Tou. Xiao Tou protects Xiaohua; what a perfect match.

I know ten-year-old her was absolutely serious when she asked this question.

"Well..." I landed beside her and put on super scholarly airs, "Tang Xiaohua, sometimes the truth can upset people. When lies are more beneficial to human beings, they would rather be lied to. Perhaps you'll understand this truth better as you grow older."

"I don't understand, and I don't want to understand. Even if I don't say it, these bad things will still happen. It's not good to lie to people." Ten-year-old Tang Xiaohua concluded this question with the most bewildered expression.

What a single-minded creature she was! I flew back into the air, watching the tiny figure below sitting on the orange slide, hugging her knees. The setting sun moved slowly through her dark hair, leaving a subtle trail of light, like an unnoticed flower in bloom.

Even though she was just an "assignment" to me, her gradually drooping little face under the sunset eventually tugged at my heartstrings, especially with the new scrape on her knee. The day before, I had slipped away to the neighboring town to buy roast chicken, and I was only gone for a few hours. While she was napping, the troublemakers at school had tied her shoelaces in a tight knot, causing her to tumble and fall flat on her face. I did feel a slight twinge of guilt for this, after all, I'm a kindhearted fox. Besides, Tang Xiaohua didn't have any other shortcomings apart from being simple and a bit silly.

More importantly, this country girl was very kind to me. In kindergarten, the other kids would stuff all the delicious snacks distributed into their own mouths, but she always shared half with me. Although I don’t particularly like sweets, every time I saw her eyes and her dirty but warmly outstretched little hand, I couldn't refuse. One winter, she even used the skills she learned in her school’s handicraft class to knit a scarf full of holes and gave it to me on Christmas Day.

"It's so ugly..." Being the visual creature that I am, I picked up that white scarf, my gaze passing through a large hole formed by a dropped stitch. Behind it was Tang Xiaohua's silly smiling face.

"You always wear so little, more scarves will keep you warmer," she said earnestly.

"I'm a fox, I'm not afraid of the cold," I poked her little head, "You took so much time and effort, and it still turned out so ugly!"

Tang Xiaohua sighed like a little adult and mumbled: "Besides this, I don't have any other gift for you."

"Why would you want to give me a gift?" I was puzzled. This country girl's mind was indeed quite unusual.

"Because, Xiao Tou, you've always been protecting me," she cocked her head, "You're good to me, so I want to give you a gift. This way, you'll know that I'm good to you too."

Oh my god, this country girl is honest to the point of foolishness!

"Listen carefully, protecting you is just my job," I said firmly, "I don't accept any bribes, especially something as ugly as this."

"But I spent a week knitting it..." she sounded a bit disappointed.

I could see her bloodshot eyes and two red frostbites patches on the two fingers of her right hand. I knew this idiot had been knitting a scarf recently, but I didn't know it was for me.

"Alright, alright," I wrapped the scarf around my neck, "Just this once."

I raised my head, and the figure reflected on the floor-to-ceiling window was crystal clear. My waist-length black hair was neatly tied behind me, and my black leather jacket exuded a wild yet dazzling sense of fashion. Coupled with the stylish Armani sunglasses, I looked so perfect that I wanted to cry! But now that I had this incredibly tacky scarf added to the mix... I truly felt like crying.

Tang Xiaohua, upon seeing me wearing her gift, pounced over and hugged my waist, giggling incessantly, "Long live Xiao Tou!"

The clear glass reflected this affectionate embrace. I glanced at it accidentally, but my heart missed a beat.

For a brief moment, I suddenly felt that the scarf wasn't actually ugly on me.

And, I found myself strangely enjoying the feeling of being hugged by this soft little thing.

I once again pondered the true motivation behind the old fox sending me to protect Tang Xiaohua. Could it really be just because the truth is hard to find, and in today's world filled with lies, a child who can insist on telling the truth is so precious that she must be protected to keep her safe and sound?

This reason is too ridiculous.

Tang Xiaohua is a human, but she is definitely not an ordinary human. Her doomsayer ability frightened others and surprised me. She explained that people about to experience something bad would have different colored mists floating on their foreheads, and the darker the color, the more serious the accident would be.

She has the ability to see these mists. Not only that, but with a little more focus and the use of an inexplicable innate power of thought, she can also see through the mist to determine exactly what would happen.

However, being gifted is not the same as being blessed with good luck. Tang Xiaohua's "gift" probably brought her nothing but persistent confusion and the strange, alienated looks from others.

I once asked her what color the mist on my forehead was. She said she couldn't see it. This was another strange thing. Could it be that the power of the protected was ineffective on the protector?

But I was really glad. The habit of preferring to hear good news over bad news is not only a human trait, but it's something foxes share as well. Especially a fox like me who just longed to complete the mission early and go back to sleep.

Tang Xiaohua gradually grew up under my protection. I watched her grow from a baby to a girl as tall as my shoulder. With each passing year, I felt a bit more at ease. When the day of her life's end arrives, I can complete my mission and roll back home with a sense of fulfillment. During this time, as long as this country girl doesn't cause me too much trouble, I'll be content. Doing a lot of cleanup work for this doomsayer can be quite draining, you know. And I'm not a very diligent fox.

But fortunately, Tang Xiaohua is a fairly sensible country girl, and she hasn't caused any major trouble over the years.

Recently, however, something about her made me catch a faint whiff of danger.


Footnotes:

[1] Wū yā zuǐ: crow's beak(literal). Boring person who constantly caws about disasters; vocal pessimist; doomsayer; croaker; jinx(figurative).

[2] 小透 and 小偷 are not homophones. 小偷 means thief; 小透 is just a nickname. The character tòu has many meanings like to penetrate; thoroughly; transparent; to appear; to show; clear and thorough. In Internet slang, it means f*ck.

[3] shuài gē also means lady-killer.


Translator:

It's gotten cold and Christmas lights are up in my neighborhood! Holidays are coming~ 

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November 17, 2023

Fox Guard - Part 1

The fact that I'm a fox has always felt unoriginal to me.

From ancient times to the present, from novels to animations, from legends to movies, you can find hints of foxes everywhere. Regular foxes, fox demons, fox gods, they come in all forms. Even when people want to insult someone, they use the term "vixen[1]" which has been immortalized for centuries.

As a fashionable and handsome fox who considers myself unique and likes to stay at the cutting edge of trends, I really hate this feeling of overexposure. The rarer something is, the greater its value; when foxes are everywhere, we obviously lose our value.

Fortunately, while there may be many foxes, there are still relatively few who have seen foxes like us who can transform into human forms. As long as the mysterious halo around us remains and the aura of mythology endures, I'll find comfort in that.

However, aside from occasionally feeling frustrated about foxes flooding the market, I find myself more frustrated with a country girl named Tang Xiaohua.

Just think about it. In the 21st century filled with trendsetters and fashionable sprawling mega cities, there are still people using "Xiaohua[2]" as their name. What is this if not a "cup[3]"? And the "tableware" that is even bleaker than "cup" is that I, this fox, am the guardian spirit of this Tang Xiaohua!

Alas, this is the inevitable fate of being an extraordinary fox. Just because we have a few more tricks up our sleeves than those ordinary foxes, like soaring through clouds, vanishing through walls, hiding in plain sight etc., we are doomed to bear responsibilities that other foxes don't have to.

I've always had a rather vague sense of self, and I'm not quite sure which class of fox I belong to. Anyway, I know all the spells that foxes know. I remember when I emerged from that pitch-black fox den, my mind was like it had a built-in GPS. I headed straight for the Municipal Maternal and Child Health Hospital. After passing through twelve walls, I stumbled and fell into the delivery room. When I looked up, I saw a nurse holding a newborn baby girl, all slippery and looking like a little old lady.

However, Tang Xiaohua, who had just descended into the human world, remained completely silent. No matter how many times the doctor slapped her, she remained steadfast and resolute, refusing to cry.

Just when everyone began to wonder if something was obstructing the child's airway, I stepped forward and gave her a good slap on her little bottom.

Waaaa! Tang Xiaohua burst into loud crying and was awarded the highest decibel prize for a newborn's cry that year. Then, I noticed that no matter where I stood, Tang Xiaohua's eyes would turn directly toward my location, and then she would giggle.

This girl could see me! She could see me from the moment she was born! This is truly strange. According to the rules of foxes like me, if we don't sweep our tails over the eyes of ordinary humans, they will never discover our presence in their entire lifetime.

I began to wonder who had appointed me as the guardian spirit for this little freak. Unfortunately, ever since I left the fox den, I found that I couldn't find my way back. As for my previous life in the fox den, it rapidly faded from my memory like burst soap bubbles.

I surmise this was a spell cast to ensure I wholeheartedly fulfill my guardian duty. According to the agreement, I must protect Tang Xiaohua until her natural end. During these long and tedious years, the best way to prevent me from deserting and returning to the den for a long nap was to make sure I couldn't find my way home. So cunning!

However, even though my memories were blurred, someone had been occasionally communicating with me using a method similar to the telepathic techniques of the fox clan, conveying certain instructions. I had tried using reverse search methods to expose this evil behind the scenes manipulator, questioning why they had foisted off the freak Tang Xiaohua on me instead of giving me a beautiful and normal little princess born with a gold spoon in her mouth. But I failed each time. The one who had kicked me to Tang Xiaohua's side was undoubtedly an old fox with a high level of cultivation. I couldn't locate their position at all just by relying on a disembodied voice.

In all kinds of desperation, I was obliged to awkwardly stay by Tang Xiaohua's side. I knew that as long as I didn't fulfill my mission, I couldn't return to that comfortable fox den. And I'm such a good home-loving fox.

This stay lasted for seventeen years.


Footnotes:

[1] hú li is fox, while hú li jīng is fox-spirit; vixen; witch; enchantress.

[2] 小 花: Little Flower.

[3] Bēijù (cup) and bēijù (tragedy) are homophones. cān jù (tableware) has cán jú (desperate situation) and cǎn jù (tragedy; calamity; atrocity) as homophones. So the name Xiaohua is “tragic” and being her guardian spirit is the bleaker tragedy.


Translator:

Ohhh....foxy~

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November 15, 2023

Fox Guard - Introduction

On the last day of March, I sat twenty meters above the ground and gazed into the distance. Occasionally, a breeze called the spring wind brushed against my face, carrying with it bursts of unseasonable chill and an unusual odor.

Skinny stood behind me holding his nose and grumbling discontentedly, "Anywhere is better than this! Coming to a garbage dump for a spring outing..."

Fatty swatted a prematurely active mosquito that bit him on the face with a smack and couldn't help shouting at me at the top of his voice, "Boss, today is not a public holiday. Why on earth aren't we running our business and instead came here? It's dirty, smelly and there are even mosquitoes!"

"If you're dissatisfied, feel free to leave. No one's tying you down with a rope," I lazily replied.

The place where I'm sitting is a small hill, but most of its body is submerged in all sorts of garbage – household waste, construction debris, and a colorful array of discarded items. These useless abandoned materials have accumulated over time, creating the illusion of continuous mountain peaks. It's a sight watchable from afar but definitely not meant for close exploration.

In the beautiful March springtime with picturesque scenes everywhere, I had hung a sign at the entrance of my "Unceasing" shop early in the morning, which read "Owner has business to attend to, closed for two days." Then, I took Fatty and Skinny to a place near Welcoming Moon Mountain in the suburbs. This place has been unregulated for years and has eventually become a customary natural garbage dump. Just as we arrived, an unlicensed and unmarked slag truck surreptitiously dumped a whole load of waste and nonchalantly drove away.

Climbing to the top of the garbage mountain, one can see the Welcoming Moon Mountain guarding the surrounding area at a glance. It's a real unbroken mountain range, and there's also the Welcoming Moon River, which has a beautiful name but has actually been polluted into a foul-smelling ditch.

Fatty and Skinny looked at each other in dismay. They wish to leave but naturally don't dare because they know I have a hundred ways to keep them here without needing a rope.

"Boss, can you at least tell us the reason for coming here?!" Fatty shuffled up to me wearing a mournful expression, "I wonder if I will get lung cancer if I inhale this stink too much."

"With your EQ and IQ, it's really hard for me to explain to you at the moment," I shook my head and looked up at the sky. The sun is shining brightly today, and fluffy clouds floated in the sea-blue sky. However, the entire Welcoming Moon Mountain is shrouded in a gloomy, dull gray haze, blocking out the sunlight.

Of course, humans can't see this layer of gray haze; at most, they might feel that this place is colder and gloomier than elsewhere. But I'm not a human being, nor are Skinny and Fatty. That peculiar gray haze drifted and gathered in our eyes, extending from the surface of the Welcoming Moon River straight into the sky.

I pointed to the sky directly above the river and asked, "Do you see that rift in the sky?"

Fatty and Skinny followed my finger and looked over. They saw a faint, serpentine, gray-black rift, hidden in the part of the sky much darker than the rest, meandering its way through. It was well concealed by the clouds, making it difficult to notice without a closer look.

"That's called Sky Rift[1]," I lowered my hand. "Heaven and earth are connected through mountains and rivers, and mountains and rivers give rise to spiritual energy. If this pure spiritual energy born of mountains and rivers is lacking, there will be less support between heaven and earth and the balance will be lost. Over time, heaven will be deficient and earth will be damaged, and there will be imbalances. At the best, there will be erratic winds and rainfall, and at the worst, it'll cause repeated disasters in the world, with sufferings for all living beings. There's already a Sky Rift over the Welcoming Moon River and it's expanding."

Skinny and Fatty instantly turned pale. They had recently watched the legendary movie "2012." The two guys grabbed my hand in unison, "Boss, don't tell me…you want to copy Nuwa[2] Mending the Heavens? That's a pretty technical job!"

"If I'm going to mend anything, I should start with your brains!" I shook off their paws, stood up, and looked at the lifeless landscape at my feet. "The landscape here has lost its spiritual energy because it no longer has a deity protecting it."

Skinny rolled his eyes: "Are you talking about things like Grandpa Mountain God and Grandma Mountain God?"

"I could bury you alive here, and no one would ever find your body," I said solemnly as I leaned in close to Skinny's ear. He swiftly backed away about five meters.

"Well, since we have some free time, how about I tell you a story?" I turned around and gazed at the Welcoming Moon River below, which had lost its original beauty.

I have a hundred-year pact with someone. Today is the day to honor that agreement.


Footnotes:

[1] tiān=sky; heaven; day. quē=lack; deficiency.

[2] Nüwa is a god in Chinese folk religion and Taoism. She is credited with creating humanity and repairing the Pillar of Heaven. You can read Nüwa Mends the Heavens here(Wikipedia).


Translator:

New arc!

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November 13, 2023

Lion Hunting - End

"So this guy didn't come to eat people huh... Why the hell didn't he change into a human earlier? It scared us to death!" Skinny and Fatty hid outside the door, peeking into the room and whispering boorishly.

This is my first time inviting someone for tea so late at night, and this "person" happens to be a rare species that has almost disappeared from the world - a Golden Lion.

"You want me to ask for help from the King of Hell[1]?" I took a sip of milk and yawned, "You really do yawn like a lion, with quite the expectation."

He leaned forward slightly, "I know you have a pretty good personal friendship with the current King of Hell. You even wrote an autobiography for her titled 'My Husband Is Not Human.'"

I kept coughing and saying, "That was all so many years ago. How does that have anything to do with this...?"

"The only one in this world who governs the cycle of life and death is the King of Hell. And only you can help me," he lowered his always proud head, took a sip of Fleeting Life, and smiled, "It's truly bitter. But it's within my tolerance." He looked earnestly at me, "I know you have a friendship with the Baili family as well. Am I right? You even met Weibu when she was a child..."

"Compared to the pain of being unable to find her, the taste of this tea is nothing at all, right?" I interrupted him, smacked my lips, and licked away the milk from the edge of my lips, "Who undid the barrier? I should really give them a beating for releasing you and trample my flowers and plants."

He set down his tea cup, "Weiqing has returned, and she revealed everything. Her father undid the barrier. The feud between the Baili family and the Golden Lion tribe is over now." He paused, and then added with relief on his face, "Also, Weiyu can already play soccer now. If she knew, she would surely be very happy."

"In the past, the Golden Lions really fed on humans, right?" My habit is precisely this; specially asking the other person irrelevant questions.

"Well..." He nodded, "But those we ate were all evildoers."

"It seems that I'm not the only one who likes gold," I smiled slyly, "So, the key reason you became prey isn't how many people you ate, but how many pure gold bones are hidden in your body. That's the real prey of all those 'hunters', including Baili Weibu's relatives who came from afar. Saving people might not be their true intention; they came for your gold."

If I recall correctly, according to ancient records, beneath the flesh and skin of the Golden Lions lie bones that are pure gold of priceless value, and from time immemorial, many have coveted them. They can transform into human form and bear a golden mark on their foreheads, concealing themselves in the human world.

He shook his head with a wry smile, "It's not just us. As long as humans are interested in something, they will find ways to obtain it. If they like fur, they will skin other animals; if they want to cure themselves, they will cage bears and extract their gallbladders; if they seek to satisfy their desire for good food, they'll brutally kill innocent cats and dogs."

I quietly finished my milk, stood up, and said, "It's getting late today; I need to sleep. You should go back."

He didn't move.

"Of course, you can choose to help me fix the roof before leaving," I walked straight towards the door, and just before leaving, I turned back and said, "Leave me your phone number."

He was stunned for a moment, then happily said, "Sure!"

A week later, I sent a text message to Kevin, containing an address in a small country, thousands of miles away. In a household in some neighborhood there, a baby girl had just been born.

Setting down my phone, I turned on my computer and wrote a seemingly simple message in my blog:

Courage without wisdom is recklessness.

Courage without tolerance is prejudice.

Courage without love is cruelty.

If you're truly brave, you'll wear a lion skin yourself.

If you're truly brave, you'll make the sharp arrows of the centaurs turn around and point at yourself.

You're truly a brave hunter, Weibu.

Several months later, I received a large package in the mail.

Inside the package was a pure gold sculpture about the size of two fists - a lion standing proudly on a rock, with a girl holding a bow and arrow beside it.

Just making a casual call to an old friend for some information, and I ended up earning such a large piece of gold. I couldn't stop grinning ear to ear.

I think I'll place this sculpture in the most conspicuous spot in the future.

Even though I'm just a tree demon, I'm also a Sagittarius.

I believe that every one of us, whether human or monster, needs true courage.


Footnotes:

[1] Míngwáng: Lord of the Underworld in Chinese folk belief. 

Note for readers new to Chinese stories: Hell/Underworld in Chinese mythology differs greatly from Western ideas. According to the most widely accepted belief system, Hell has ten rulers. These kings and their subordinates are not evil. We may see more Underworld references, therefore I suggest perusing this Wikipedia article to prevent confusion. 


Translator:

 'My Husband Is Not Human' huh; sounds interesting.

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