IDYTRAA - Extra 41[FINAL]

Extra 41 Together forever

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Pan Lei started making trouble first thing in the morning. After Tian Yuan pushed him away to take a shower, he followed him like a tail.

"Hey, are you angry?"

Tian Yuan ignored him since his mouth was full of toothpaste. Pan Lei stuck out his finger and hooked it on Tian Yuan's belt, and no matter how Tian Yuan moved around, he followed him and wouldn't let go of his finger-hook.

"Baby, talk to me, baby."

He still followed Tian Yuan after he washed his face and stepped out of the bathroom.

"Baby, I won't let you go out today if you don't talk to me."

He yanked on the belt forcefully, and Tian Yuan, who had taken a step, was dragged back. Pan Lei immediately opened his arms and hugged him.

His large head was pressed on Tian Yuan's shoulder, and his paws were sneaky, reaching in from the hem of Tian Yuan's shirt and touching Tian Yuan's waist.

"Are you willing to ignore me, baby?"

"Get out of the way! Mom will call me in a while to tell me to leave for work."

"So you’re not angry?"

"I'm not a balloon, how can I have so much air^[1]. You’re always doing this to me, playing tricks on me."

"I tease you because I love you."

"I know, therefore I’m not going to be angry."

He turned around and patted Pan Lei’s chest.

"I can't chuck my own child, no matter how bad or annoying he is."

"You are my child. Don’t get it wrong."

Pan Lei blew his top a bit. Tian Yuan was the baby he had always reared as a son, so how did he become a child?

Tian Yuan kissed the corner of his mouth with a smile.

"Don't forget to apply the medicine at home and pick me up in the evening."

"I'm going to the hospital with you. I’ll just look at you."

"Well, you are not allowed to mess around then. Just sit in my office obediently."

"What did I do? When did I mess around? Am I not very well-behaved everytime I come to work with you?"

"You were messing around last time, and you even..."

Tian Yuan couldn't finish his sentence. Pan Lei pressed him on the table the last time, and did you-know-what.

Pan Lei gave a devilish grin.

"Oh that; that cannot be considered messing around. That’s just for your entertainment."

Ahh- this rascal, I really want to kill him.

What’s with the Lady Seven this early in the morning^[2]?

Mama Dang Hong inquired of Tian Yuan during breakfast.

"Why is your face so red? Do you have a fever?"

She glared at Pan Lei while she spoke. Pan Lei was completely innocent. I didn't do anything last night.

"If you're not feeling well, just stay at home. You've been working overtime during this period."

"Yeah, yeah, I’m at home today, so you can keep me company."

"I can’t; I have another operation today."

Pan Lei snorted. Tian’er always attached more importance to his patients than him. Seeing Pan Lei take a savage bite of the deep-fried dough stick, Tian Yuan smirked softly as he placed a duck egg yellow into his bowl.

"But, I’m mostly free in the afternoon."

Pan Lei's ears sprang up with a swish.

"Then I'll come get you."

He declared he was going to pick up Tian Yuan, and he was the driver, so he didn't leave when he drove the two missus to the hospital. Tian Yuan hurriedly put on a surgical gown. He missed lunch because the surgery lasted four or five hours. All of the food that Pan Lei purchased for Tian Yuan ended up in Lin Mu's stomach.

Pan Lei sat about till after two o'clock in the afternoon, and when Tian Yuan emerged from the OR, he was held by Pan Lei. He had been in good health for several years, but Pan Lei was worried. He was always afraid Tian Yuan would pass out after just one procedure.

Tian Yuan exhaled a breath of relief as he removed his surgical gown.

"Let's go home after I finish washing. I want to eat your homemade noodles."

This was perfectly OK. Pan Lei served a bowl of piping hot chicken soup with shredded pork noodles for Tian Yuan after they returned. Tian Yuan slurped his way through the dish. Nobody's cooking was as good as Pan Lei's. Pan Lei's eyes bent like those of a loving parent when he saw Tian Yuan enjoy his cooking.

As he touched his stuffed stomach, Tian Yuan felt like sighing from happiness.

This is life, and it's wonderful.

Pan Lei felt his little tummy. Mn, not bad. Tian Yuan had been living with his parents throughout this time, therefore he had not dropped weight as he did before. He'd eaten well, and there was a bulge in his belly. Pan Lei stroked it and thought it was soft and cute. Tian Yuan appeared to be a cat that had eaten its fill, thanks to his fair and soft belly and lazy mood. Pan Lei kissed him on the cheeks.

"Satisfied?"

"Ge, even the top chef at Zhang Hui's lacks your level of craftsmanship. Everything you make is scrumptious."

Pan Lei was overjoyed to hear that. Nevertheless, how could Tian Yuan enjoy such a meal and not pay something to express his gratitude? Pan Lei's eyes twinkled with slyness.

"Baby, I didn't apply medicine at noon, so please put some on me."

The medicine was applied.

Extend your arms, hold him in your arms, stroke his hair, lift his neck up, let me continue kissing and sucking hard on your neck, and don't care if I leave marks. A couple cannot be too affectionate.

Tian Yuan's palm was itchy because Pan Lei's prickly hair was scratchy. Pan Lei was sucking on his earlobe, his hot breath spraying into the ear. Tian Yuan licked his lips. Pan Lei raised his head and placed his hand on Tian Yuan's cheek. Tian Yuan's gaze was fixed on him.

His face was flushed, his eyes were watery, his lips were red and swollen, and he just stared at Pan Lei.

He was everything to Tian Yuan, and Tian Yuan loved him more than life itself.

Pan Lei's fingertips were calloused, so he gently caressed his face.

"Miss me?"

He let him rest because there wasn't enough time yesterday. He wanted to properly love his baby today, but he couldn't take his gaze away.

Tian Yuan caressed his face to confirm his recent changes, gazing at him with yearning and obsession.

"Yes. Every day, every minute, and every second, I think about you."

When you're hungry, utter some intimate love words to intensify the mood.

"I was worried as to why you hadn't returned; if you were in danger, why didn't you call? Did you suffer? Mom and Dad consoled me, but I can't feel at ease until I see you in person."

Tian Yuan raised Pan Lei’s head and kissed him. He hugged Pan Lei securely in his arms.

"This is the best."

He owed Tian Yuan far too much over the years. Pan Lei kissed his shoulder and stroked his back. His baby was so good. He would never complain, no matter how wronged he was. His Tian’er guarded both their home and him.

"Silly baby."

"Don't give me strange nicknames."

Tian Yuan pouted to indicate his displeasure despite his obvious adoration.

"Pfff-" Pan Lei burst out laughing. Silly baby; you really are my silly baby.

He opened his arms and hugged him tightly.

They enjoyed a rare moment of silence.

It was getting dark, and Papa Pan and Mama Dang Hong had also returned. The couple could hear them talking outside. Pan Lei carried Tian Yuan on the bed and pulled up the quilt.

After eating quickly, Pan Lei told his mother before leaving the dinner table that his baby would not go to work tomorrow and would take the day off.

Tian Yuan, who was laying on the bed in their room, turned over and began to feel around with his hands habitually. He felt the spot next him to ensure Pan Lei was present.

"Ge."

"I’m here, baby, go to sleep."

Tian Yuan extended out his arms to hug Pan Lei in a fog and fell asleep even more soundly.

Pan Lei lovingly kissed him, hugged him, and placed him on his chest. Tian Yuan would sleep better if he could listen to his heartbeat.

Nothing beats waking up to find the person you dreamt about in your dreams right in front of you.

Tian Yuan opened his eyes to see Pan Lei reading a book while the night lamp was turned on. His lips curved, and he plunged his head into Pan Lei’s arms.

Pan Lei put away the book in his hand and kissed his hair.

"How do you feel? Is there any pain?"

Tian Yuan shook his head. Pan Lei was fierce, yet he was always very careful. He wouldn’t let him be hurt.

"Are you hungry? Eat something before going back to bed."

"I just want to hold you like this."

This was fantastic. It was a big deal! His baby was acting coquettishly with him! Pan Lei drew Tian Yuan into his arms to let him be more comfortable, stretched out a hand to touch his waist, and gently pressed it.

"I had a dream about you."

"What did I do in your dream?"

"I dreamt that you took me out, that we went wherever we wanted, that we drove and had fun all the way. I dreamt that I had long white hair and you were still with me. Your hair was whiter than mine in the dream, but you were still very handsome. I was leaning on you, drinking a can of beer while we sat on a hilltop together, enjoying the scenery."

Pan Lei sighed, stroking his hair.

"Baby, I can't always be with you. I owe you far too much. Things that others find simple are tough for us. If I wasn't a soldier, I'd take you with me and drive slowly, taking in all the beautiful scenery and eating all the delicious foods."

Tian Yuan shook his head.

"Don't worry, ge; I'll wait for you. When you retire, I will also retire. We'll have all the time in the world at that point. It doesn't matter if we are old. We’ll go all the way on crutches. You lend me a hand, and I will hold you. It’s all the same."

Time would belong to them for a long period when they were both old; sixty years old. They would be inseparable at the time, accompanying each other day and night. {T/N: Retirement age in China is 60, so...}

Makeup for all owed time.

"It’s hard on you."

Tian Yuan smiled.

"No, getting together with you has not caused me any hardship. I am very happy, ge, really happy. If I hadn't met you, I might have had a wife and a child, but no one would love me as much as you do. You spoil me. Other than work, I have no other concerns now. Nobody likes such a man. I don’t know how to please women. I don’t know how to cook or do laundry, but I have you. Having you is having everything. Don’t say it’s hard for me. When I’m with you, I’m just happy, and there’s nothing hard about it."

Pan Lei kissed Tian Yuan passionately.

His baby never complained. Even if he was alone and lonely without him, he would not grumble or yell at him, but silently supported him instead. So good and obedient, gentle and honest, and quiet in duty. He was the treasure he’d been gifted with after cultivating for eight lifetimes.

"Having you is my good fortune."

It was truly a blessing. Destiny was a peculiar thing. Sparks flew that year, and they fell in love, unable to extricate themselves.

"So, in order to become an old man with long white hair with me, you must protect yourself. Don't get sick, let alone have an accident. You can do whatever you want, just don't take your life lightly. Ge, if you’re alive, I’ve got everything."

"Mn. Don't worry, I can't bear to die. I won't be able to hold my baby if I die."

When Pan Lei lecherously pinched his butt, Tian Yuan didn't show any weakness. He opened his mouth and bit Pan Lei’s chest.

Pan Lei laughed loudly, caged him into his arms, and rubbed him hard, tickling him. Tian Yuan laughed and screamed.

Tian Yuan's face was hot from laughter when he pressed his baby in his arms and kissed him enough, and he gasped for breath, pushing him and giving him a charming glare.

"Ooh, ooh, giving me amorous looks."

Tian Yuan snorted, and lay down on his side. Pan Lei quickly hugged him from behind and stuck to him like glue.

"Let's live like this, baby. I cherish and adore you, and I spoil you to the point where no one can stand it. It isn't anyone else's business. I'm happy to spoil you, to see you lose your cool, to see you get mad, since you'll be bullied because of your soft nature. Then we'll grow old together, retire together, and always be together. We will travel around the country. We'll go home when we're tired of playing. You read books, sunbathe, and walk the dog. I'll cook, clean, and serve you. How wonderful it’ll be."

"Mn. I’d like that."

"It’s settled then. I love you, baby. If there is a next life, if there really is a Three Lives Three World Stone^[3], I will write your name on it. One life is not enough. In the next life, and the next, you are mine."

He wasn't good with words and couldn't express many heartfelt love words, but such domineering love words made Tian Yuan laugh. He took his hand in his and kissed him deeply.

Okay.

We are one. You live, I live. You die, I die.

Not parting in life and not abandoning in death. We’ll grow old together and be together forever. We’ll be covered in the same quilt while alive and buried in the same tomb after death.

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Footnotes:

[1] Small word play. qì means air/gas and also getting angry.

[2] I have no idea what this line means, so I simply translated it. If you know this 七夫人 reference, please let me know in the comments.

[3] Basically, the names written in pairs on it, will be together for 3 lives. You can read more here.

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Translator:

May everyone be blessed with the kind of love that our lovely couple has.

This journey has taken me two years. If I share my feelings while translating this story, it will turn into a lengthy essay. So I’ll just say I chose this story not only because I enjoyed it, but also because it is one of those stories where reading MTL kills your brain cells. I wanted to deliver it to everyone who is a fan, and I think I did a good job. It’s been a long, satisfying adventure with ups and downs.

I'd like to thank everyone of my readers, especially those who have stuck with me from the beginning. Thank you.

I’ll be back with a new story after a break. Ta-ta!

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IDYTRAA - Extra 40

Extra 40 Returning from the exercise

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Mama Dang Hong had replaced Pan Lei's single bed with a double bed since the couple began regularly visiting the military compound. Dang Hong would ask Tian Yuan to stay with them whenever Pan Lei was due to be away from home for an extended period of time, fearing that Tian Yuan would simply go through the motions when he ate alone. It was also convenient because they could both commute to and from work.

A small-scale military exercise was held once a year, and a large-scale military exercise was held every three years. Despite the fact that it was not the time for the large-scale military exercise, Pan Lei couldn't forsake his duty for the time being, no matter how badly he wanted to return and accompany his baby. Many military regions were merging for exercises, and he expected to go more than 2,000 kilometers behind enemy lines.

He constantly complained when he phoned. We haven't seen each other in fifteen days, baby; I haven't touched you in twenty days, baby; and we haven't rolled the sheets in ages, and it's killing me, baby.

Tian Yuan felt sorry for him as well. It was too far away, and he even ventured to the border, where the summer temperatures exceeded 30°C, and it was hot and humid in the woods. He was bound to suffer greatly.

Pan Lei had been gone for 35 days when they received word that the mission was over and they could return, but then the news was cut off.

Dang Hong comforted Tian Yuan.

"It's okay, it's okay, it’s just a military exercise, not a real battlefield. Don't worry."

"Why hasn’t he come back yet?"

"It’ll take a few days, won’t it child. I spoke with the CO the day before yesterday on the phone and learned that they were on their way back."

"I know you miss him."

Tian Yuan reddened at Mama Dang Hong's words and, flustered, took up a medical journal to ask her about academic questions.

Papa Pan and Mama Dang Hong laughed heartily. This child was still so shy after so many years of marriage.

Tian Yuan clenched his fist over the phone, unable to sleep. Pan Lei hadn't called him in three days. He had no idea where Pan Lei was or when he would return. He was fine throughout the day when he was working. But he really missed Pan Lei at night. When they were together, Pan Lei was so noisy that Tian Yuan sometimes wished Pan Lei would leave sooner, but when he did, Tian Yuan started missing him again.

The quilt was large, and the bed was quite comfortable. Tian Yuan, however, tossed and turned, unable to sleep because Pan Lei was not around.

Tian Yuan thought to himself as he stared at the drapes, "They are indeed a military family. Even the curtains match the army's pine green color." Tian Yuan envisioned Pan Lei returning and yelling for him. Pan Lei wouldn't go to their home since he knew Tian Yuan was in the military compound. When Pan Lei was around, life was always vibrant and full of sounds and activities.

Huh? The light that suddenly reflected on the drapes drew Tian Yuan's attention. It's so late; how can a car arrive at this hour?

Tian Yuan cocked his head to listen, and sure enough, he heard a car door close, someone calling Aunt, and then conversation.

"Is everyone sleeping?"

Tian Yuan leapt out of bed and dashed outside. Pan Lei’s back. He’s finally back.

Pan Lei had just entered the living room when he rushed out.

"Hey, my ancestor, what are you doing running out without shoes?! Do you want to freeze?"

Pan Lei's joy turned into yelling when he saw Tian Yuan run out in his pajamas and without shoes.

He hurriedly took two steps forward, intending to pick up Tian Yuan, but who knew that his baby was feeling particularly frisky today and threw himself at him, wrapped his arms around Pan Lei's neck.

Pan Lei laughed, held his butt up and hugged him, kissing him on the ear.

"Miss me?"

Tian Yuan buried his face in Pan Lei’s neck and inhaled deeply.

Of course he missed him; how could he not? They hadn't seen each other in nearly forty days. Only when he hugged this tall and strong body did he believe Pan Lei had come back.

He knew all too well what "going crazy with lovesickness" was.

Pan Lei was absolutely delighted as he patted Tian Yuan’s butt. It was not in vain that he drove back in the middle of the night after being greeted so warmly when he came home.

Thanks to his great strength, he easily supported Tian Yuan's buttocks with one arm, allowing Tian Yuan to hang on to his body without falling off. He wanted to kiss Tian Yuan, so he tugged his head with his free hand.

Tian Yuan frowned as he looked up from his arms.

"What’s that smell? You haven't showered in a few days?"

"Yeah, it has been more than half a month. Why?"

Tian Yuan shoved him, seeking to get away from him.

"You stink. Go take a shower first."

Pan Lei arched his brow. Yo, were you waiting to despise me because I smell ripe? Why didn’t he let go when he was holding him just now? Pan Lei wrapped his arms around Tian Yuan’s waist and refused to let go. Try escaping now.

"Alright now, it's the middle of the night, so stop messing around. Leizi, are you hungry? Shall I ask the nanny to prepare you a bowl of noodles?"

Mama Dang Hong was also standing in the living room, dressed in a robe and pajamas, watching the young couple make a scene as soon as Pan Lei returned.

"I'll do it myself, mom. You and Dad can rest. We’ll both wash up and head to bed. We won't go back tomorrow; we will stay with you for two days."

He patted Tian Yuan's butt.

"This time, I’m going to spend quality time with you, baby."

"Get in the shower!"

Tian Yuan punched him, but Pan Lei held on tight. He simply lifted Tian Yuan's waist and carried him on his shoulder. Mama Dang Hong shook her head and laughed as she went to her room. The young couple were in a good mood, so let them make a fuss. She returned to her bed.

Tian Yuan was extremely embarrassed. He was still messing around like this in front of his parents.

"Hush, don't be noisy in the middle of the night. If your yelling bothers the neighbors next door, they'll think our house has been burglarized. If all of the guards come to our house to catch the thieves, no one will have peace of mind."

Pan Lei carried Tian Yuan into the bathroom. Pan Lei hurriedly placed Tian Yuan on the small stool because he was barefoot.

"Rub my back for me. This month has been hell. I’ve been hiding in the deep mountains and old forests for a month. There was barely enough water for drinking, let alone for taking a bath. Maybe I’ll take this dress off and it’ll just stand there with a prod."

"Then I'll go grab your clothes."

"Nah, I'll just leave wrapped in a bath towel. It’s just the two of us anyway. I miss you and can’t bear the thought of turning around and not seeing you."

Muah~ He kissed Tian Yuan, who rose to his feet and undressed him. This camo combat suit was caked in muck and dust. They hadn't seen each other in over a month, and Pan Lei had grown darker and slimmer.

"Sit there. You’re not wearing shoes, so don't catch a cold."

Pan Lei didn't need his help. Tian Yuan squatted instead of sitting back to untie the laces of his high-top military boots.

"It’s summer, so ​​it's alright."

Pan Lei couldn't stomach the thought of him assisting him in taking off his shoes, so he quickly undressed. Tian Yuan's keen eyes noticed red blotches on his back.

"How did this happen?"

"Eczema. The woods are hot and humid. I had to lie down for hours at a time and didn't have time to shower or change my clothes, thus this stuff appeared. It itches like hell."

"You'll feel better when I dab some medicine on you. Don't scratch it because the infection is easy to fester." Is there any need to look so funny? Look at him!

Pan Lei felt aggrieved. He wanted to scratch it, but wasn’t allowed to. His back was very itchy and irritable, so he rubbed against the wall with a dejected expression.

I haven't seen him like this in a long time. Tian Yuan first laughed at Pan Lei, much to his astonishment.

Pan Lei was annoyed. He’s still laughing when I’m like this! Pan Lei grabbed him and went straight to the spray head to shower, regardless of Tian Yuan’s struggle. Tian Yuan continued to push and shove, yelling that he had taken a shower, but he was still soaked through and through. He raised his head and choked on some water.

His face turned red as he coughed. Pan Lei smirked as he patted him on the back.

"Go on, make fun of me."

"Your uncle!"

"My uncle is at his base. I'll take you to see him and tell him how much you miss him and greet him."

Pan Zhan would kick them both to death if he dared to go, yelling, "Let's see if you'll greet my father again!"

They were such a bickering couple. They had only met for a few minutes and were already quarreling. Tian Yuan coughed, pulled Pan Lei under the nozzle, and handed him the small stool.

"Sit down, and I'll rub your back. God alone knows what fertilizers you ate to grow so tall. I have to stand on my tiptoes if I want to shampoo your hair."

Pan Lei chuckled. Tian Yuan casually removed his pajamas, which were already damp. He squirted some shampoo onto his palm and rubbed his hands together to create a pile of foam. His fingernails were clipped because surgeons are not allowed to have long fingernails. His finger pads brushed across Pan Lei's scalp, lightly massaging his head. Pan Lei was completely exhausted. He was weary from the month-long training. Tian Yuan massaged his head and he groaned comfortably. He stretched out his arms and wrapped them around Tian Yuan's waist.

"It's still great to be home, and my baby is the best."

"Alright, get up. You should eat something and get some rest when I wash you up. Look at those dark circles under your eyes."

"I haven’t had a good night's sleep in forever."

Tian Yuan wiped his back with a soft cloth and carefully observed the ​​ eczema patches. It was a large area that took up one-third of his back. It looked uncomfortable.

"The bugs in the woods are terrible. Don't you have some kind of insect repellent spray; it’s ineffective."

"Do you have any idea how many different kinds of those things there are? It's similar to a fly. After just one bite, the region becomes big, swollen, and inflamed. They are also probably resistant to drugs. Ordinary insect repellents don't work."

Tian Yuan yanked Pan Lei's hand away as he stretched it out to scratch it.

"The skin is tender; don't scratch it."

"It’s itchy."

"Since this is a sensitive place, no irritant medication can be used. You can only endure it."

"Let's go to bed. The swelling will go down tomorrow."

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Translator:

Let's head to the final chapter...

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IDYTRAA - Extra 39

Extra 39 Well done, baby

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"Hey, you can't take that! It’s our internal game that we use to train soldiers' adaptability."

"So if you connect to the army's internal network, you can play it?"

"That's right, it’s the new distribution from above. Isn’t your commando unit already playing it?"

"That is to say, we can play as long as we are secretly connected to the army's internal network?"

"The commando unit is the first in the whole military to begin playing this game. It'll be damn difficult to connect to the commando unit's internal network, okay? It requires approval. The computer will be monitored as well."

"You don't need to worry about that."

When Pan Lei carried the game software and walked out, Lan Ting stood in front of him to block him.

"This is an internal thing, Old Pan. If you want to take it away, you must first inform the head."

"Just step aside. I'll go speak with the CO."

"What use is this to you? Doesn’t the commando unit already have it?"

Pan Lei pushed Lan Ting, jumped out of the room, and laughed triumphantly at Lan Ting.

"It’s to coax my baby!"

Lan Ting was dumbfounded and raised his middle finger at Pan Lei's car buttocks. Your uncle! Pan Lei, you bandit, you rob everything! This was an internal game with two goals; to enrich soldiers' leisure time and train soldiers’ keenness. You’re great; you’re actually using it to coax your wife.

Pan Lei evidently didn't think much. He simply submitted an application and pestered the CO. I just want to have fun with my hubby; we'll have to set up surveillance on his computer; I secretly installed it a long time ago for safety. I'm concerned he'll be egged on by the bad guys on social networking sites; Won't your actions ruin his feelings for you?; My baby doesn’t know, so I want to bring this game home for him. His computer meets the requirements as well, plus he is half an army person anyway. If other people’s spouses are servicemen’s wives, then my baby is also an army husband and deserves special care, right. He will not be monitored by foreign network stations.

Pan Lei thoroughly outmaneuvered the CO, who got fed up and yelled: Fine, fine! Rob, rob it all.

Pan Lei smiled broadly. It was really f*cking hard. This was a secret thing, and it was really not easy to bring it out. And it was only because he was the one asking that he was able to grab it. If it had been another person, they would have faced an investigation long ago.

He hurried home. Tian Yuan sat up with a whoosh after hearing the door slam.

Pan Lei rushed to turn on the computer.

"Baby, I found a really cool game for you. This program was created by the army and is only available to soldiers. It has not yet been widely promoted; just my commando unit has it. I went and grabbed one for you. Check it out, it's absolutely bloody. It is also linked to the army's internal network, which means that when the time comes, you can ping us and form a team with members of the commando unit to play the game with us. I’ll take you to play it. Even if we are not in the same location, we can still be together in the game. I’ll take you and protect you. I’m much stronger than that mosquito-net-wearing woman. That gaudy and ugly thing is for girls to play, and it’s not challenging. This is a good one. You’ll go to the battlefield armed with a gun like a real man, and you’ll also get a taste of what it’s like to rush to the front lines."

Pan Lei's fingers installed the game swiftly while his mouth went blah blah blah.

He pressed the Enter key, and it was finished!

He drew Tian Yuan to his lap and kissed him.

"This is a type of combat simulation game. After a mission is over, the next mission will appear shortly. There are all kinds of different missions, with ranks ranging from A to E and missions classified as simple or difficult. Create your own character, build your own team or join a group, and then carry out orders. You will receive commendations and prizes after finishing a task. You can advance in rank if you achieve a particular score. It will be super awesome when you reach the level of General. At that point, you will control the forces under your command and organize them to attack as well as defend against other troops' attacks. This game was recently released, and the special forces are currently playing it. You should give it a shot as well."

This was the path of an actual soldier's advancement from volunteer soldier to general.

The missions were mysterious and difficult, and they could hone the soldiers' teamwork, adaptability, and flexibility when carrying out missions, as well as their skills.

He'd heard it was designed specifically for military personnel.

"The 3D effect is incredibly realistic. The sounds of weaponry and explosions are so lifelike, it’s shocking. The scale grows larger as you progress. As you command thousands of soldiers to battle against other troops, you will feel a general's vast domineering authority, and the emotion will be even better."

Really? Tian Yuan's eyes sparkled. He was a doctor, but he'd always longed to experience troop combat and grasp Pan Lei's work assignments. But he couldn't ask because it was all confidential. Yet, it appeared that he’d be one step closer to Pan Lei as a result of this game.

"The main point is that I, as well as members of the special forces, play this game. You will no longer be alone at night when I am not at home. I'll be there for you in the game. We'll fight together, plan battles together, and have fun together. You will be entertained and will no longer be lonely."

When he wasn't working overtime, he'd play with his baby for a few hours at night before coaxing him to sleep. Love sickness would be easier to bear in this manner, and Tian Yuan would not be driven insane by loneliness.

"Do you like it, baby?"

He was doing everything he could to alleviate Tian Yuan's loneliness and comfort him.

Tian Yuan turned his head and nodded vigorously, a cheerful grin on his face.

"I like it! We can meet at night in the game."

He didn't have to spend his alone time flipping through the channels. Time was too difficult to bear without Pan Lei by his side. They would not let their thoughts corrode and be depressed and gloomy if they could meet in the game.

Pan Lei kissed him on the temple and finally relaxed.

What he did was worthwhile as long as his baby was happy.

He couldn't stay with Tian’er for lengthy periods and was always worried he would be unhappy. He owed Tian Yuan too much, so he tried every means to make him happy.

Tian Yuan was in high spirits and immediately launched the game to create his own profile.

"I'll help you practice for a while. When you reach the rank of second lieutenant, you can join us on the battlefield in a group."

The beginner's stage of the game was like taking candy from a baby for Pan Lei; far too easy. Yet it was difficult for Tian Yuan. He was unfamiliar with the army and had no idea how to do the mission.

Not to mention the realistic effects; even the blood was identical to the actual thing. Tian Yuan, fortunately, was a doctor and hence immune to these things. Pan Lei demonstrated how to control his direction with the up, down, left, and right keys, as well as how to change guns, to the accompaniment of gunfire. Tian Yuan kept nodding, attentively listening. Pan Lei explained the various weapons to him, including their range and performance.

"As a soldier's family member, this information is the foundation and must be remembered."

Tian Yuan thought this game was far superior to the previous one. It was thrilling and fascinating. Pan Lei rested his chin on his shoulder and wrapped his arms around his waist. Tian Yuan observed as Pan Lei skillfully assisted him in quickly advancing from a volunteer soldier, and the rapidly changing scenes. His adoration for Pan Lei grew even stronger.

My hero!

"Ge, you’re amazing!"

"Naturally! Who am I; I can kill these nobodies with my eyes closed. The real fun starts later, with jungle skirmishes, island capture battles, and sea warfare. All of those need teamwork. Come on, you shoot this drug dealer. You're a second lieutenant now."

He controlled Tian Yuan's hand.

"Baby, aim through the scope at his heart. You know the exact location better than me."

Yeah, I know this!

Pan Lei commanded in his ear, "Be quick and accurate. You must aim at him when he is running; keep your hand steady."

Pan Lei patted Tian Yuan's waist after noticing the guy lurking behind a tree on the screen, and discovered that Tian Yuan's entire body was tense and practically stiff.

"Relax, this is not a battlefield."

"It’s still very tense though."

"Baby, even if you go to the battlefield, you have me. I will protect you. Relax."

He stroked Tian Yuan along the spine. If his baby remained taut like this, his muscles would cramp, not to mention the backache.

Pan Lei kissed him on the neck. Mn, I like this position. He could kiss at will. Tian Yuan’s neck was soft and fair, with hickeys that he had left behind. Their color had faded, so he sucked a new one.

The guy behind the tree poked his head out before Tian Yuan could elbow him hard.

"Shoot!"

Tian Yuan hurriedly clicked the mouse to shoot after Pan Lei gave the order.

He missed the heart, but he did get a headshot. The person in the game collapsed on the ground, and blood flowed out. OVER!

Yes!

"Well done, baby!"

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Translator:

Surreptitiously monitoring TY's internet activity is such a d*ck move.

I thought PL was nasty in this mini-arc, but what he did in the end made me feel a bit better.

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IDYTRAA - Extra 38

Extra 38 Do me a favor, buddy

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"Lin Mu, we grew up together; don’t drop the ball at this critical time. I recall you wearing skirts when you were young, and I also recall we took a group photo. You looked gorgeous in skirts at the time. I’m sure Chen Ze has no idea. Do you want me to show him the photo?"

"You f*cking ba$tard."

Lin Mu was itching to use his scalpel on Pan Lei.

Pan Lei chuckled.

"I remember you playing games as well."

"Yeah."

"Are you familiar with the game my baby is playing?"

Lin Mu tutted and proudly raised his chin.

"It's the game I quit on when my level reached the eighties. It became boring, so I switched to another game."

"That’s great. Do me a favor and login to the game tonight to help me in chopping my baby to go offline."

Lin Mu nearly choked on his own saliva and stared at him, dumbfounded.

He expected Pan Lei to suggest something along the lines of, "Give your account to my baby and let him play by himself. It will save him the time and effort required to level up." But, to his surprise, Pan Lei intended to cut Tian Yuan off the line? He wanted him to attack Tian Yuan instead of defend him? Pan Lei, what are you thinking?

"He's been playing the game nonstop for the past few days. He has symptoms of frozen shoulder and cervical spondylosis, but he continues to play. And when I see that woman, Miss Whatever, I become annoyed. What the hell is she doing fluttering around my baby all the time? So that woman decided she'd butt in and be the third party because I'm not at his side for long periods of time? Screw that. The more I think about it, the crazier I become. Attack him. Make him abandon this game entirely. All I want is for him to quit playing."

Lin Mu couldn't decide whether to laugh or cry.

"You're jealous."

"Laozi can’t be f*cking jealous? I didn’t come home for a week, and when I did, he ignored me! All he could think of was the computer. Wouldn't you blow up if the one in your house ignored you to play on his own?"

"Laozi will directly smash the computer."

"Exactly. I must also do something about it. Hold on, I'll call Lan Ting. He is also a gaming expert, the captain of our information team, and a computer engineer."

Pan Lei spoke with Lan Ting. It was a complete coincidence that the captain of the information team also played this game, and his level was really high.

They planned to attack Tian Yuan around eight o'clock that night.

Tian Yuan had no idea what lay ahead of him. Pan Lei did not exhibit any abnormalities. He did the dishes after dinner and sat next to Tian Yuan when the time came. Mn, it's eight o'clock.

As expected, Tian Yuan logged into the game happily. On the screen, a female character dressed in scant pink garments ran around Tian Yuan's game character, walking all the way to some city.

In less than two minutes, a man named Mu Xiu Yu Lin^[1] pursued them, followed by another Lan Ting Xiang Wan^[2]. They began to cut down the female character in the skimpy pink clothing without saying anything.

"Huh? That's not right. We’re not attacking the city today. Who is this?"

Tian Yuan was flustered. The character in pink's health bar was totally depleted in less than five seconds, before he could react. One of the men used healing spells to revive her, and the other killed her again in three seconds. She was resurrected countless times and then immediately insta-killed countless times.

In the game channel, Little Zhang wailed, "No, no, no, I'm dead, I'm out of blood, I can't get on, I can't survive!"

Little Zhang was forced offline.

F*cking beautiful!

Pan Lei was laughing wildly in his head, wishing he could hammer the table in celebration. Damn! His buddies did it spectacularly! Superb execution! This murderous aura, as well as the arrogance of ba$tards, was expressed powerfully and fabulously!

The two game characters turned to face Tian Yuan before he could react.

Tian Yuan quickly controlled his character to flee, but he was no match for them. He was unable to escape at all.

Mu Xiu Yu Lin was merciless and attacked him several times. Tian Yuan, a noob player with zero counterattack abilities, died instantly. After adding blood to resurrect him, Lan Ting Xiang Wan killed him in a single attack, then resurrected him and killed him again.

Tian Yuan was so frightened that he hurriedly exited the game. When he felt his brow, he discovered it was drenched in sweat.

Who were these people? Didn’t they know the established rules? How can a high-level player maliciously bully a low-level player? Which guild were they a part of? Yet when he asked, no one knew who they were. According to some old players, the players at this level were all those who had been playing for a long time and were at God level.

Tian Yuan tried again, but the second he logged in, Mu Xiu Yu Lin insta-killed him once more.

"Stop playing. Look how miserably you’re dying."

"My equipment, my health bar! I finally made it to level 30, and they cut me down to level 20."

Tian Yuan was howling miserably. He felt extremely sorry for himself. Losing a battle meant losing a level. He’d grinded hard to level up, but he’d lost most of his progress.

"Help me grind. You train so hard and all, this is surely a mere trifle for you."

Pan Lei frowned.

"I never play games. I'm not sure how to play this either. Try again; see what happens after you login."

That's right! He didn't offend anyone, so why was he hacked to death? He re-entered the game and waited five minutes. Nobody attacked him. Tian Yuan had barely let out a sigh of relief when Lan Ting Xiang Wan delivered a fatal blow from behind.

Tian Yuan was directly sent back to level 5, where he was not much stronger than a baby.

"I, I, I..."

Tian Yuan was totally dumbfounded and stared at the screen.

Mu Xiu Yu Lin struck once again, and Tian Yuan dropped to level 0.

Kicked to go offline!

Hahaha, success!

Pan Lei wanted to hit his thigh and burst out laughing. Freaking awesome! These two allies are too powerful.

"I’ll never play this stupid game again. How can they bully people like this?"

Tian Yuan was on the verge of crying. He was severely bullied tonight. He was beaten back to square one after working hard for over a month.

He was horribly abused. He never wanted to play games again.

Pan Lei wrapped his arms around Tian Yuan and patted him on the back.

"Isn't it only a game, darling? If you don't want to play, don't. Download Crossfire tomorrow; I’ll play it with you every day. We’re allowed to play this thing internally, so I’ve got you covered."

Pan Lei kissed him on the brow.

"Baby, if I have time, I’ll take you to play Crossfire in the evenings to keep you company. Team up with me, and you will be invincible. Isn’t that awesome? Don't be sad. Take a shower and go to bed. Be good."

Tian Yuan was depressed as hell. Wtf happened? He couldn't figure it out.

"A game I finally liked."

"I'll play new ones with you, it's the same. Listen to me, darling."

Tian Yuan pouted.

"This game is too hateful, and the people in it are also very hateful. I'm never going to play this game again."

Really? That’s exactly what I want.

Tian Yuan pushed the computer away peevishly and went to take a shower. Pan Lei grabbed his phone and stepped outside to make a phone call.

"Yo, buddy, let me buy you a drink. Too wonderful!"

"This is nothing; it was far too easy to destroy them."

The big league wins! Oh, yeah!

Tian Yuan was quite depressed. What would he do in the evenings when Pan Lei wasn’t home?

His baby's dispirited appearance made Pan Lei feel sorry for him. It was true that his nightlife was extremely dull. He was a quiet person in the first place, so he couldn't possibly go clubbing and drinking, and neither was he allowed to. How about playing mahjong, you ask? No thanks; he didn’t want to turn Tian Yuan into a little gambler, and there weren’t enough players. Although living in the same neighborhood, all of their buddies had something to do, and if nothing else, they would definitely want to spend their leisure time being lovey-dovey. Inviting them to play once or twice was good, but doing so too frequently would disturb others, which was bad. Should Tian Yuan go to the military compound and live with Pan Lei’s parents? Tian Yuan always found it too troublesome.

Pan Lei was completely opposed to Tian Yuan working overtime every day. He wanted to find some entertainment for Tian Yuan so that while he was gone, Tian Yuan would be engaged in the evenings and not feel lonely. It would be ideal if it could also improve the couple's relationship.

Pan Lei, who had been frowning in thought, suddenly beamed.

"Baby, I’m going to the army. I’ll be back in a jiffy."

"Oh, you're leaving again? You've only been back for a few days."

We have scarcely spent any time together and he’s gone again. Tian Yuan's mouth immediately pouted.

"Good boy; I'll be back in two hours."

Pan Lei gave him a quick hug and kiss before sprinting downstairs. Tian Yuan was perplexed as to why he was in such a rush and fled without saying anything.

When Pan Lei was home, the house was alive with activity. He abruptly left, and there was a sense of loneliness in the air. Tian Yuan relaxed on the sofa, pushing the remote control buttons to change channels, but he was restless. If Pan Lei was home, they would both burst out laughing while watching the commercials.

He couldn't adjust to Pan Lei's sudden departure even after being married for so long.

Two hours of lying unmoving on the sofa? That's a long time.

Pan Lei, your uncle! Missed while not around, and annoying when there. Why are you such a ba$tard?!

Pan Lei rushed to the military base and ransacked Lan Ting’s office, the captain of the information team. Lan Ting fought him desperately, but he couldn’t beat the tall and strong Pan Lei. Lan Ting collapsed on the office desk after colliding with Pan Lei’s arm.

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Footnotes:

[1] Lin (林) Mu's (木) game ID. 木秀于林 translates to "Beautiful tree in the forest" and is a metaphor for someone of outstanding ability or character.

[2] 兰 亭 向 晚 translates to "Orchid(Lan) Pavilion(ting) towards/faces evening." The characters in the name Lan(蓝) Ting(庭) are different.

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Translator:

If TY had known Lin Mu was a gamer, he could have guessed Mu Xiu Yu Lin's true identity. It would have been so much fun to read the ensuing fireworks~

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Extra 37 I must sort you out

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Pan Lei checked the time; it was eleven o'clock.

It was time to go to bed.

When he returned to the living room, he noticed Tian Yuan conversing. There were a lot of people chatting in the game, both men and women. Tian Yuan's face was animated, and he was beaming with joy.

"Have you finished attacking the city? Then let's rest."

"Wait, wait, the president is discussing the specifics of this siege and summarizing the experience for the next siege."

Pan Lei entered the bedroom, drew the window curtains, piled up the pillows, and turned down the covers before taking a shower, but Tian Yuan was still online.

Pan Lei went out to check again and heard a woman talking. He came to a halt and listened intently. Was that Little Zhang laughing and talking with Tian Yuan on the computer's voice chat?

"It's almost midnight; you can't stay up late."

"Little Zhang is teaching me some moves. Another 30 minutes."

Pan Lei frowned as he leaned against the door frame. He didn't like the way he felt. It seemed as though he was fighting the game for his guy. The game was nothing more than a shameless mistress who forced its way between them.

Tian Yuan yawned a few times after the half-hour was up, promising Little Zhang that he would PK with another guild the next day and that he would not forget it. He would absolutely play the game. He finally got off the computer, albeit reluctantly.

Tian Yuan's bedtime had passed. He was so tired that he staggered into the bedroom and buried his face in the quilt. Pan Lei hugged him and kissed him briefly. Tian Yuan stayed motionless obediently. Pan Lei took one look at him and... F*ck, he’s asleep.

Pan Lei was about to vomit blood because he was so depressed, but Tian Yuan was fast asleep.

Tian Yuan had the feeling that he had died and been revived. He required assistance turning over. He couldn't move from the waist down and could only move his eyes at the time. No, he couldn't even move his eyes with ease. Pan Lei supported his lower back and assisted him in rolling over.

Pan Lei reflected on himself at this point, but who let him not see his baby for so long. He waited on Tian Yuan, kneading his waist and beating his legs. Tian Yuan gave him a harsh stare, but he couldn't do anything. Pan Lei misread his stink eye for a coquettish glance and blew him a kiss with pouty lips. Tian Yuan laughed angrily.

"What time is it?"

"It's past six now. I'm cooking vegetable porridge in the pot. Shall I bring you some?"

"I’m getting up."

Tian Yuan rubbed his waist before putting on his clothes.

"Why are you in such a rush? It'll be dark soon, so let's rest early after dinner."

Pan Lei, who had eaten his fill, wrapped his arms around Tian Yuan and climbed into bed, saying sweet words.

"No, I have to play today as well. Little Zhang said to practice and level up."

Saying this, Tian Yuan really got up while supporting his lower back. Pan Lei hurriedly supported his arm, a little unhappy.

"Is it really that important? It's only something to do to pass the time, yet look at you."

"It's a lot of fun."

Tian Yuan stretched his waist. Even though he was stiff, he shook off Pan Lei's arm.

"Don't help me. It makes me look like I'm pregnant."

"Our boy will surely play soy sauce^[1] if you can give birth."

Pan Lei arranged pillows on the sofa to make him feel more comfortable, then rambled to express his dissatisfaction. Playing the game clearly causes you to disregard everything and prevents you from getting a good rest. Don’t you have to go to work tomorrow? Just play for a little bit.

Tian Yuan agreed, "Yeah, yeah." Even if Pan Lei was unhappy, he would not stop Tian Yuan. He only frowned hard. After jogging downstairs for a few laps, he bought some snacks and returned home just in time to see Tian Yuan thumping his waist and moving his shoulders uncomfortably.

Frankly, a surgeon’s cervical spine is at unacceptably high risk during many procedures. Surgery takes time, and some procedures can last many hours. A surgeon's shoulders and cervical spine can develop problems early as a result of a lowered head. Tian Yuan also placed the computer on the coffee table, bent forward, and continued to press the mouse, which could result in frozen shoulder.

Pan Lei was generally very attentive, giving Tian Yuan a massage or something. The key was for his family's ancestor to remain obedient. The symptoms would be relieved if he listened to him and exercised every day. These issues would only worsen if he didn't exercise.

Pan Lei's face sank like lead in an instant.

"Go to sleep."

"Another hour, just one more."

Pan Lei stepped in front of him, towering over Tian Yuan, and grabbed his shoulders.

Tian Yuan raised his eyes to him. When he saw his calm yet stern face, Tian Yuan felt a little trepidation. He finally realized how the recruits felt when they arrived at the commando unit and saw Pan Lei's severe expression. He was exactly what they dubbed: Devil Pan! Usually, he was smiling mischievously or ingratiatingly, so everything was fine; but when he was truly angry, his expression was terrifying and made others nervous and scared.

"Ge, I’m playing the critical moment."

"I'll count to three. Turn off the computer immediately, or you will have a hard time. One."

"Ge."

"Two!"

I'll trick you. Tian Yuan clenched his fist and raised his brows. Yo-ho-ho, what is he going to do? Does he dare hit me?

"You even want to thrash me."

"I'll count to three. If you don't switch off the computer, believe it or not, I'll turn it into scrap iron."

Tian Yuan lifted his foot and kicked him.

"Prodigal Man! Won’t breaking it cost us money!"

"Then you should stop playing."

"I said it’s at a critical juncture."

Pan Lei went right up to forcefully shut down the computer. Tian Yuan jumped up and tried to grab it, making Pan Lei glare at him.

"Be honest, don't wait till I confiscate it. I'll be really angry if you don't hurry up and get into bed."

"Pan Lei, your uncle! Why do you have to control everything!"

"I don't mind if you play. You can do whatever makes you happy, but only if you keep your health in mind. Are you going to listen or not?"

"Your sister!" {T/N: TY uses "mei" which means "little sister."}

"I have an older sister, you know that. Stop arguing and carry out the order quickly."

Tian Yuan couldn't even touch the computer despite jumping. Pan Lei was much taller than him and deliberately raised it high. Tian Yuan snorted angrily as he stretched his arms but was unable to snatch it.

"You’re sleeping on the couch today!"

Tian Yuan turned around and stomped into the bedroom. Pan Lei took the computer into the kitchen, wondering where he could hide it so Tian Yuan wouldn't find it. Can I put it in the fridge... F*ck! What the hell am I thinking? Pan Lei simply opened the cupboard and placed the computer inside.

Tian Yuan was fuming and cocooned himself in the quilt, refusing to look at Pan Lei. Pan Lei let out a sigh. Ancestor, this was truly his dear ancestor, and he was furious.

"I'm not saying you can't play, but you do so under the condition that you can't hurt your body. Don’t your neck and back hurt? What about your shoulders? Come here, I’ll rub them for you. You don't know how to cherish your body. What will you do when you are old and it troubles you?"

His Tian’er was angry, so Pan Lei coaxed him while lightly hammering his back.

"Humph!"

Tian Yuan pursed his lips and snorted. I won’t look back, I won’t!

"Oh you! How do others compliment you? Oh yes, gentle and polite, cultured and considerate. So you're taking out your temper on me because I spoil you? Let them see; let them come and see how my baby’s little mouth is pouting like a little donkey. How old are you, baby? Are you a three-year-old baby that loses your temper when you are not allowed to play?"

Pan Lei leaned forward on Tian Yuan’s shoulder, observing his grumpy appearance with an amused look. He extended his hand and twisted his nose. He’s so old, over thirty, but he’s still so cute. He was courteous like an elegant young lord outside, but when he was with Pan Lei, he acted like a total brat, played little tricks, and did anything he pleased. Really spoiled. Yet it was his petty temper that Pan Lei liked. Why? Because it showed that his baby had genuine feelings for him. He didn't need a mask to hide his true personality.

"You’re hateful, and you’re far too overbearing."

"Okay, okay, I'm not good. Baby, turn over and lie on my lap, and I'll rub your shoulders."

Only Tian Yuan could make Pan Lei love him so much. He truly gave Tian Yuan all of his tenderness and patience, leaving only impatience for others.

Tian Yuan groaned in his lap, a look of grievance on his face.

"You finally returned home, but you're still bullying me. Isn’t it just playing a game? Yet you're jealous because you believe I'll spend less time with you. It's just a thing to pass the time. You are a thing^[2]. Tut!"

What could Pan Lei do but listen?

"On the left, go up a little, yep, right there. It hurts a lot these days."

"Cervical spondylosis is an occupational disease. Go to the orthopedics department tomorrow to see if there’s any good solution. Play less games, or you’ll get frozen shoulder."

"I’m tired; let’s sleep."

Tian Yuan was not in the mood to listen to Pan Lei’s nagging. He'd been talking about it for the past two days. Pan Lei slept with his arms around Tian Yuan. Fearing that his shoulders would continue to hurt, Pan Lei made sure the quilt was snugly wrapped around him all night.

He was still on vacation, so he drove Tian Yuan to work and planned to catch up with Lin Mu, but as he turned to leave, Little Zhang raced up to Tian Yuan, her expression full of complaints.

"Teacher, you went offline too early yesterday. Do you want to go to the mall today? We can trade weapons there. I have some surplus equipment that I can give you."

"Sure, I'm really worried about my low level."

"Then, eight o'clock. I’ll see you there!"

Pan Lei walked into Lin Mu's office with a scowl on his face. Lin Mu laughed as he approached.

"Pfff! You look like someone robbed you of Tian Yuan. Your eyebrows can kill a fly^[3]."

"Lin Mu, aren’t we buddies?"

"No."

Lin Mu knew Pan Lei was up to no good as soon as he heard this, and he didn't want to get involved.

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Footnotes:

[1] Soy sauce refers to "minding my own business," so I’m not sure what PL means. Maybe "Our boy will be ignored/redundant." Any thoughts?

[2] Calling someone a "little thing" shows love/affection, but calling them a "thing" is a scolding.

[3] Lin Mu says that PL is frowning so hard that the crease between his brows could crush a fly. Gross image that.

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Translator:

I was puzzled by the sequence of events. TY falls asleep before PL can do this and that, but the next day PL looks back and thinks he went too far. I believed PL was a beast who "ate" TY when he was sleeping. But, the scene switches to the following evening, so I guess it's reasonable to assume PL had his way during the day. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

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