September 30, 2022

IDYTRAA - Chapter 199

Chapter 199 The first cardiothoracic surgery


Tian Yuan's parents declined to come live with them despite repeated requests. Pan Lei was deeply disappointed. "Mom and Dad, you must phone me if you need anything," he kept urging until they boarded the plane. "If you are weary or sick, you must come live with us. The house is ready to move into as soon as we finish the furnishings. I won't have to worry about Tian'er if you're there helping me care for him."

The more Mother Tian and Father Tian heard this rhetoric, the more they realized it sounded wrong. Tian Yuan was their own son, but they, his parents, were being asked by the other side to look after him. How ironic!

They saw how loving the young couple was and how good their bond was, and they saw how the young man was also incredibly good and true to their son, and they let it be.

Their hands would always be clasped when the two of them stood together. They'd be holding hands the entire time they walked. When there were a lot of people around, Pan Lei would undoubtedly stretch his arms and embrace Tian Yuan to protect him. That kind of care, that kind of cherishing, came naturally to him. They weren't bothered by anyone's attention and were deeply in love. They were thrilled as parents, but they also felt a sense of loss when they witnessed this.

Sigh. Why isn't he a girl? No, if he had been a girl, it would have been their son who would have been exhausted. Their son would not be pampered in this manner.

Wasn't the current scenario also quite satisfactory? So be it.

Parents are partial to their own children. Although they felt a little odd witnessing their son being cared for and loved as if he were a treasure, they believed it was not a bad thing. "Look at the young son of our neighbor's family," Mother Tian would say whenever the subject came up. "He holds their daughter-in-law like candy in his mouth*. They're becoming old, but the daughter-in-law is coquettish, and the son isn't taking his parents to live with them even if they're seventy. He isn't as good as our kids. Take a look at our son. We definitely get more attention from him than they get from that daughter-in-law. Leizi is also filial, and he has repeatedly requested that we live with them. It's a blessing that our son hasn't suffered a loss." {T/n: Treats her as if she were a fragile flower.}

"Your son is being cared for like an ancestor, which is better than anyone else," Father Tian replied simply.

This was a fact that was plain to see. Everyone had sharp eyes and saw it clearly.

Pan Lei was a good man. Tian Yuan didn't need to do anything by himself as long as he was at home. When Tian Yuan returned to China, Pan Lei told Dang Hong that there was no need to refurbish the new house because Tian Yuan wanted to concentrate on his studies. Pan Lei also told Dang Hong to get Tian Yuan to an operating table as soon as possible. He joked that Tian Yuan hadn't operated in so long that his fingers were itchy.

"My son-in-law is such a good child," Dang Hong said happily.

Tian Yuan was on the scene to see the procedure when Dang Hong did it, and he gained far more training than the others. He had already begun to assist Dang Hong when he did the procedure now. After all, he used to be a superb surgeon. It is said that if you grasp the essential point, everything else will fall into place. Laymen believe heart surgery is difficult, which it is, but Tian Yuan had an excellent professor to guide him, and his mother-in-law went above and beyond to train him, which was supplemented by his own efforts. He was now capable of doing simple heart procedures on his own.

Dang Hong would tell him to pay more attention to a certain section if necessary, as she watched from the side. It is a matter of course to become an expert when theory is combined with practice.

Tian Yuan had spent a long time preparing for this operation. He was performing a heart procedure for the first time. Lin Mu came over to cheer him on, while Dang Hong stood by his side to guide him. There were many people watching, so much so that the head nurse personally assisted the hand scrubbing nurses. They were all there to see his first cardiothoracic operation.

Don't be nervous. You must be steady, fast, accurate, and ruthless, as if you were killing people…bah! No, this is surgery, not murder.

Pan Lei waited outside. He sat outside with the patient's family and waited. To congratulate his husband, he also prepared a bouquet of roses for him.

The operation was not carried out very smoothly. After all, it was his first time performing this type of procedure. His motions were a little slow, but he worked steadily and carefully. Dang Hong's eyes shone with appreciation. It was a meticulous operation that demanded exceptional psychological endurance, first-rate skills, and extreme patience. Otherwise, he'd be tense and his hands would be shaky. Tian Yuan's movements remained methodical despite the fact that the operation had been going on for six hours. Although he was sweating and his face was a touch pale, he was still the same as at the beginning - sure and steady.

This operation was also a bit tricky. After studying the operation plan and opening the chest, it was discovered that the patient's fat layer was a little thick, and the heart was nearly congested. Diabetic patients have rather fragile blood vessels, and even the slightest carelessness can result in heavy bleeding. He was completely immersed and focused for six hours.

He carried out the entire operation himself, from opening the chest to suturing.

Dang Hong only said a few words, instructing him to pay attention to the adjacent blood arteries, how much epinephrine to inject into the muscle, and to monitor his blood pressure.

Lin Mu was a good friend from the start to the finish. Lin Mu gave Tian Yuan a thumbs up and danced and gesticulated for excitement when he put down the scissors and glanced up at his mother-in-law. Tian Yuan's progress was apparent. He'd made even more progress since returning to China to study. Dang Hong had to change her plans again. Originally, she intended to give him time to observe, but when he returned from his hometown, he could assist in the operation. Within a week, he was doing his own procedures.

Dang Hong was overjoyed as well, as though she was seeing her son finally grow up. His movements were a tad slow, but his fundamental skills were solid. This level of serenity and earnestness was characteristic of the best doctors.

It was fine for him to move slowly. With more practice, the psychological pressure would be reduced and his speed would improve as he conducted more surgeries in the future.

It was a one-year curriculum, but Tian Yuan could complete it in eight or nine months at this speed and become an amazing doctor.

"In the future, practice more and prepare thoroughly. Don't be nervous or overly stressed. I have faith in my son's medical skills. In roughly a half-year, I shouldn't have to stand at the side and guide you. You are capable of doing it on your own."

Dang Hong ordered people to take the patient out, and pointed out his flaws in her capacity as his teacher. "If you correct it the next time, you'll gradually grow into a good doctor and an authority."

"You cut incredibly quickly, and the incisions were beautiful."

Lin Mu praised him.

"I’m using the scalpel you gave me. It’s really effective."

"I just like collecting scalpels. I think those white coat-wearing doctors in foreign horror films who slaughter people with scalpels are really cool. Without anesthetic, they just place them on the dissecting table and tie them up for dissection. That feeling~~~”

Dang Hong smacked Lin Mu on the head.

"Stop watching messy movies. Are you trying to cultivate yourself into a medical monster?"

Lin Mu walked alongside Tian Yuan, sticking out his tongue. Tian Yuan's legs had long been numb when he shifted his footsteps. His legs were numb before he knew it after standing for so long and being absorbed in the procedure.

Dang Hong stepped ahead, talking to the nurse as she went. The chief nurse was a 40-year-old woman. She commended Dang Hong on having such a good son, a son who was qualified to be her successor and continue her work, and so on. Mama Dang Hong gave a small smile. Every mother, whether she is a high-ranking figure or a country housewife, likes having her son complimented. Listening to others compliment your son is the happiest thing for a mother.

Lin Mu headed out for business, mumbling to himself as he walked. He genuinely enjoyed those types of scary films and will probably never find a girlfriend in his life. He could enjoy and laugh even while watching horrible things that would make his girlfriend cry, and there would be no common language.

Tian Yuan emerged from the OR, leaning against the wall. His legs hurt every time he moved.

Pan Lei had been pacing outside, his impatience at max. He was more nervous than the patient's relatives. He stood up and walked around, looked at the OR door, sat down, stood up, went to the stairwell to smoke, and then returned, squeezing the rose petals. Tian’er is performing his first solo cardiac surgery. Isn't this gone on for too long? Is there something wrong? Is he nervous? His hands won't tremble, will they? Can he handle the psychological strain?

He fidgeted like crazy as he checked the time again and again. Fortunately, the nurses knew he was Dean Dang Hong's son, and those who didn't assumed he was a patient's family member.

Finally the OR light went out. Pan Lei promptly occupied the door, hoping that his baby would come out next.

He waited and waited some more. The patient emerged, the nurses emerged, his mother emerged, Lin Mu emerged while humming a tune... What about my hubby, ah?

He grabbed Lin Mu with a worried look on his face.

"Where’s my family?"

Lin Mu tsk-ed and pointed to the inside.

"He’s at the back. Say Leizi, let's have a chat. Your physical strength is impressive, but don't toss him all night, okay? A few hours of surgery and his face is all wrong. You’ve hollowed out his body, you know? You’ve sucked him dry. Our ancestors taught us that one drop of semen equals ten drops of blood[1]. You chew and eat him all day long. He used to be King Kong[2], but you’ve tormented him into a sick Xishi[3]."

Pan Lei wished he could slap him to death.

Pushing open the OR door, he found his baby walking out with the help of the wall, and Pan Lei's anger erupted in a flash.

What's the matter with you people, Mom?! You have no idea how to care about him. At least one of you should have stayed behind to help him. You also mentioned that he's not in good health, so you should be aware that he won't be able to walk out on his own after a few hours of surgery. Why didn't you ask someone to aid him? And Lin Mu, you bastard, you’re a failure of a friend. Why the hell didn’t you assist him?!

He was going to find his mother. He needed to chat with all of the nurses. When his baby had surgery in the future, they had to look after him a little. They should've at least sent him back to his office and brought him a drink of water.

Pan Lei took a large step forward, wrapping his arms around Tian Yuan's waist.

"You look pale. You can’t tolerate standing so long, can you?"

"What? No! My legs are simply numb from standing for so long. I completely forgot to move."

Pan Lei still believed he was being bullied and was not being taken seriously, so he stated that it would be ridiculous for him to be bullied in his mother-in-law's domain.

Pan Lei knelt and lifted him up, letting him put his arms around his neck and piggybacked him.

"That’s it. I’m going to have you do more jogging."

"I was tense. It was my first cardiothoracic operation as the primary surgeon, and there were so many people watching. I was nervous, and so focused on the procedure that I forgot to move my legs. Oh, it hurts now. It's like a bunch of ants are biting me."

"Let's first return to your office. I'll massage them for you. Next time, ask a nurse to prepare a chair in the OR. If you're tired, you can sit down and rest for a few moments." Pan Lei rushed up, overtaking Lin Mu and dashing ahead of his mother, hastening away with Tian Yuan on his back.


[1] Semen is extremely precious and ejaculation leads to a loss of vitality. Damn, TCM views are seriously bizarre.

[2] The author has used ι‡‘εˆš which means both Vajrapani, Buddha's warrior attendant, and King Kong. Baidu says ι‡‘εˆš is Lee Hsin Chiao, stage name King Kong Lee, a Taiwanese actor and comedian. I'm not sure which one the author intended. Given the context, I believe Lin Mu is saying, "He used to be a healthy dude, but all that fucking has rendered him weak."

[3] Famous Chinese beauty, foremost of the Four legendary beauties.


Translator:

Let's be honest. We would have cried foul if Dang Hong's "successor" had not been our dear MC. The nepotism portrayed here makes meπŸ™…πŸ˜ πŸ˜’πŸ˜‘ 

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September 27, 2022

IDYTRAA - Chapter 198

Chapter 198 Mother Tian is actually quite gullible


It's simple to understand what Pan Lei was trying to do. You'll know the instant they walk into Tian Yuan's room.

Tian Yuan went to the kitchen to prepare a glass of honey water for Pan Lei. Pan Lei didn't drink much and was only tipsy. He was seventy percent inebriated, which was the most comfortable for him. However, Tian Yuan was still concerned that he would have a headache the next day, so he forced him to drink it.

Mother Tian looked for a spare quilt.

"The bed in Xiao Yuan's room is a bit narrow. Will you two be able to sleep well?"

"Don't worry, Mom. I'll cuddle him to sleep. I'll make sure he doesn't fall."

"My!" Mother Tian exclaimed, her old face flushed. Oh, to be young again! Their feelings were still quite strong. This was very understandable.

Tian Yuan twisted his arm.

"Can you not act like a hooligan in front of my mother?"

"Look, Mom, he pinched me."

Pan Lei The Opportunist spared no effort to show how well-behaved he was. He lifted his arm, a bitter expression on his face, and acted like a spoiled child to his mother-in-law. He was like a young married woman who had been admonished by her husband and turned to her mother-in-law for justice.

Mother Tian rubbed his arm, amused.

"Do you want any face, Pan Lei? Can't you stop being so embarrassing? How old are you? It's pathetic of you to act like a spoiled brat in front of my mother! Stop acting cute!"

This shameless thing! He feigned to be pitiful to him whenever he had the opportunity at home and insisted on kisses until he resigned himself to it. But how could he do the same old stuff in front of his mother?! You stand 189 cm tall, friend. It's really too embarrassing!

Pan Lei, on the other hand, was devoted to acting coquettishly and did it with zeal.

"Mom, you have no idea. My parents back him up at home, and I'm simply the picked-up child. My parents haven't cared about me since I was a child, and I've been raised free-range like herding cows. They all liked Tian'er when he came to my house. My father is the most hateful. He gave Tian'er his horse whip and told him that he may whip me as long as I was disobedient. You have to give me justice, Mom."

Tian Yuan wished he could grab him by the ear and curse him. Don't think you can sell misery and act pitiful after a few glasses of booze!

"Tian Yuan, this is not right. How can you whip someone."

"No... Mom, I don't!"

Tian Yuan found it difficult to argue. He thrashed the comforter the only time he used the so-called whip. Would he be willing to beat someone he cared about just because it was told? Who would do that?

"Humph! So what if you have my parents’ backing. I have support too."

Tian Yuan charged at him, pulling and twisting his cheeks.

"Let me see how many faces you have. You’re so cheeky. You rip the left face off and stick it on the right. Shamelessness on one side, cheekiness on the other."

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Pan Lei wailed and yelled, "Mommy, help me! Mom, Tian'er has gone crazy. He's bullying me!"

"Okay, okay, don't make trouble. The weather is still a little chilly, so go take a shower. I'll make your bed for you."

Mother Tian enjoyed watching them laugh and play.

Tian Yuan finally let go of Pan Lei.

"Go take a shower."

Pan Lei hugged him tightly and wouldn't let go. He wrapped his arms around Tian Yuan's waist, nibbled his ear, and intimately lowered his voice when he noticed his parents were not in the living room.

"You help me bathe."

Tian Yuan elbowed him and headed to his room to find pajamas. The Tians were unlikely to have clothing that would fit Pan Lei. It was pointless to try given his height and body shape.

Not to mention he had a set of sportswear. Pan Lei could wear the track pants, but the quality was poor and he'd look like he was wearing shorts. He hadn't worn them since they were supplied by the school back in the day. They were just lying there in the closet and were ideal for Pan Lei.

Mother Tian prepared the bed and exited, noticing Pan Lei putting his arm around Tian Yuan's shoulders and whispering something into his ear. They pushed open the bathroom door, then closed it, and two figures appeared on the frosted glass.

Mother Tian sighed. If only he was a woman.

But I can't insist on it anymore. Look at their intimacy. Forget it; it doesn’t matter.

Mother Tian returned to her bedroom after closing the door.

In fact, Pan Lei was quite honest when taking a shower. After all, his in-laws' room was close to the bathroom. What could he possibly do? He had to go to Tian Yuan's room if he wanted to do it, right?

Tian Yuan wiped his body after cleaning everything back and forth.

"Go ahead. I'll clean up here. Otherwise, whoever comes in will take a fall."

Don't assume Pan Lei had lost his mind because he was seventy percent drunk. He was well aware that this was his in-laws home, not theirs. Even if they didn't clean things up straight away, they'd have to do it the next day.

Pan Lei kissed Tian Yuan on the shoulder before pushing him out of the bathroom and beginning to clean.

Tian Yuan saw him wearing his own white sports "shorts" and thought he looked ridiculous. Fortunately, his parents were asleep, so they couldn't see his ugly appearance.

He'd been reading a book for a while when Pan Lei returned. He gently shut the door, and as he threw himself on the bed, he pinned Tian Yuan beneath him.

"Stop it. You drank a lot, do you have a headache?"

Tian Yuan lifted the quilt to let him in. Pan Lei sighed as he wrapped his arms around Tian Yuan. He hung outside the opposite window the last time he visited. This house was on the fifth story, and he hung outside, unable to enter and powerless to do anything but watch helplessly while Tian'er was battered. But things were different today. He came in, slept here, and hugged him. Nobody could wrong his Tian’er.

"What is it? What are you sighing about?"

Pan Lei held Tian Yuan in his arms. The bed was a little small, and it was naturally crowded with two grown-up men sleeping on it. Even if it was a queen bed, neither of them would fall out. Do you know why? It was due to the fact that one person slept on the mattress while the other was the quilt. Capeesh?

"I was thinking, eighteen or nineteen-year-old Tian'er, my baby, maturing normally at that time, was in this bed, covered with a quilt, reading Playboy magazines with a flashlight, and then…"

Pan Lei’s hand snaked down and squeezed Little Tian’er.

"Jerked off under the blanket cover."

Tian Yuan's face turned red, and he slapped him.

"You think everyone is like you, always eager to be a hooligan? I had a lot of coursework at the time, and I had to attend cram school and Math Olympiad classes. I was slogging every single day. I went to bed at one and got up at six to go to class. How could I have so much energy? It’s not like you’re unaware of my poor health."

Yes, he was frail. He would not have this physique if he wasn't weak. He wore himself out when he was growing up. He worked too hard, and nutrition couldn’t compensate, thus he was weak.

Pan Lei smiled wickedly and squeezed his a$$.

"I'm going to search under your bed and under your pillow. You must have those magazines stashed somewhere. Big boobs, big a$$, thin waist, hot and sexy magazine women. My baby hadn’t met me yet and must have foolishly thought he liked women. So he must have bullied his little head and made him cry. Hmm, your scent would be all over the quilt and clothes. No way, I'm going to sniff it carefully to see whether it still smells like you."

Pan Lei pulled the quilt and draped it over the two of them. He scratched him on the right and groped him on the left. Tian Yuan chuckled and twisted his body around on Pan Lei. It seemed like he was scratching himself into tickles, which made him giggle even harder.

Pan Lei laughed and used the opportunity to start peeling Tian Yuan's garments off. Tian Yuan grasped his hand and laughed till his eyes welled up and his breath became wobbly.

"Stop it, my parents are in the next room."

"Your scent has vanished from the quilt. I want to fill the quilt with your scent again. Baby, their room is far enough away that it won't be a problem."

Pan Lei gripped the thickest part of his flesh, his fingers explored, they began moving in and out as he kissed Tian Yuan's small fruit. Those ridiculous-looking track pants had long since been discarded on the floor.

Tian Yuan fought hard not to gasp, chanting to himself: Don't let Mom and Dad hear. Tian Yuan sat on Pan Lei's body and slowly took in Little Leizi. He put his hand on Pan Lei's shoulder and let him pump up. Pan Lei would kiss him when he couldn't take it any longer.

He was absolutely stuffed every time Pan Lei thrust in. This kind of silent endurance of stimulation, this kind of suppressed craziness, made Tian Yuan's cum faster.

Using Pan Lei's words, the smell of the two guys permeated the quilt, their bodies, and the air.

Tian Yuan buried his face in Pan Lei's shoulders, gasping for air. Pan Lei continued to caress his back, whispering endearments and eating his tofu[1] and such. He kissed Tian Yuan's brow and shoulder before moving on to his lips and French kissing him.

"Don't... no more."

Tian Yuan couldn't take it anymore. Pan Lei always wished to use all of his strength upon him. There was another impact every time he couldn't bear it anymore and thought he'd hit his limit. The cries in his throat, the frenzy, were enough to drive him insane. But Pan Lei kept kissing him, and all he could do was force this excitement down into his body, making it more sensitive.

"I'll take you to the shower."

They hadn't intended to stay the night this time, and they overlooked condoms and lubricant. Pan Lei disliked condoms anyway, saying that they were pointless and unsatisfying. But every time, Pan Lei made it a point to clean him up before putting him to bed, fearful that leaving the cum in his body would harm his health.

Tian Yuan gave a nod. Pan Lei scooped him up and carried him into the bathroom. He gently cradled him in his arms, and the little stream of warm water made Tian Yuan sleepy.

Pan Lei was always careful with him, and he was much more careful when he washed his body.

"Don't fall asleep here; be careful of catching a cold. Be obedient."

Tian Yuan nodded absent-mindedly. Without any strength in his body, he could do whatever he wanted.

Mother Tian was baffled. Why did these two kids get up in the middle of the night to take a shower? Hadn’t they already had a bath?

Mother Tian wore her sleep robe and knocked on the bathroom door.

"Xiao Yuan, do you have mysophobia? Why are you bathing twice a night?"

Pan Lei snickered. Yes, he bathes twice, and sometimes he even does it thrice.

Tian Yuan was startled.

"Um, Mom, I, I was hungry, so I made some instant noodles. The noodle soup spilled on me. It felt very oily, so I decided to take a quick bath."

"Hungry? Let me make something for you to eat. Child, why has your appetite suddenly increased?"

"Don't worry about it, Mom. I'm full. Go to bed. I'll sleep after showering."

"Really? We should have dined at home. You'd had your fill then."

"Really. I'm going to sleep now, so you should also go to bed. Goodnight."

Mother Tian returned to her room. Pan Lei pinched his a$$ and bit his ear when he heard the door close.

"Did I not satisfy you? Is it full here? Oh, what I just fed in slid out. Do you want to eat it again?"

"Go to hell!"

Pervert! He was growing increasingly roguish.


Footnotes:

[1] Taking advantage of someone, often with a sexual implication.


Translator:

Mother Tian is truly gullible. Mysophobia, instant noodles…hahaha

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September 25, 2022

IDYTRAA - Chapter 197

Chapter 197 Cheers, Dad!


The dinner was quite pleasant. Pan Lei displayed the qualities of an absolutely good man. The dishes he ordered were all Tian Yuan's favorites. He naturally understood all of his likes and dislikes thoroughly after living with him for so long.

"He was wronged abroad, and his poor stomach suffered as a result. He was so pitiful at the time that I felt sorry for him. He’s a picky eater and couldn't stand eating those half-cooked things. But that’s also my fault. I normally prepare meals for him that he likes. He couldn't get used to the food and drinks available there. I couldn't take care of him, so in the few days I was with him, I had to prepare him some dumplings. At the very least, he could cook and eat those whenever he wanted. He's been very busy since returning to China. I've been trying to strengthen him, but it's not working."

Pan Lei chattered away while ordering dinner.

"Do you want to eat spare ribs?"

While chatting with his in-laws, he turned his head and asked Tian Yuan if he wanted spare ribs.

He conversed with his in-laws while serving food to Tian Yuan.

"I'd like you two to come there and help me in caring for him. He always claims that Mom's cooking is better than mine."

Pan Lei stroked Tian Yuan's hair with a loving and pampering expression.

Tian Yuan cocked his neck, wondering to himself: Did I say that?

Mother Tian was overjoyed to hear this. She immediately served her son a chunk of spare ribs. She was so touched that she nearly burst into tears.

"Good son, stay for a few days and mum will cook for you. I'll make anything you like."

"Come live with us, Mom. Tian'er can enjoy the food you cook every day this way. I'll also be relieved to have you join me in looking after him."

Mother Tian continued to shake her head in refusal. She offered Pan Lei the spare ribs as well, a gratified look on her face.

"I know you two are filial and want us to live with you so you can care for us, but we truly can't. All of our relatives and friends live here. We're not too old to look after ourselves, so there's no need to bother you two. Let us wait a couple more years. Your jobs will be secure, and we may have difficulties moving around, so we'll move in with you then."

"Please come right now. My mother stated that you two sisters can accompany each other if you live nearby."

Frankly, going to a place like the military compound once in a while was alright, but they wouldn't feel free if they were there all the time. After all, they had honestly carried out their duties their entire lives. They'd never been to the Public Security Bureau's gate. They couldn't accept the guards(they had live ammunition!) at the gate, let alone the neighbors, one of whom was a political commissar and the other a minister. It was far too uncomfortable.

"A gold and silver den is not as good as your own kennel. Your father and I won't go. Let's discuss this when we're older."

Pan Lei felt a little embarrassed.

"Tian'er and I sincerely hope that you will reside with us, Mom."

"Tian'er, tell them."

Tian Yuan looked up from his rice bowl when Pan Lei nudged him.

"We need to decorate the house before we move in. It's better to live at my place. He doesn't often stay home, and I'm also working. That house is pretty large, and even if we all live together, we won't have much free time. We won't decorate it if you don't want to live with us. Let's put this off for a few years."

Tian Yuan spoke the truth. It would make things easier if his parents did not move in with them. They didn't need to renovate, and they were content to live in his house.

"Hey! Is that how you say it? It sounds like you don't welcome them. Tian'er didn't mean that, Mom and Dad. He also wants you to move in with us in our new home."

Pan Lei acted as a go-between, shielding Tian Yuan from all sides.

"It is better to renovate it in a few years. We're not going. Work is just as important as studying. We'll come to see you if we miss you. Leizi, when we were celebrating the New Year, your mother and I discussed the possibility of you adopting a kid. If you adopt a child, we will come over and aid you in caring for the kid."

The more they chatted, the crazier it grew. Tian Yuan hid his face in his bowl. He didn't want to become involved in this specific discussion. He intended to adopt a child within the next few years. He would have settled into his career and specialized in cardiothoracic surgery by then. The surgeries would be scheduled ahead of time, and he would be less busy than previously. He should have time to look after the child. He could, at worst, employ a nanny. This was a minor issue that could be easily fixed.

Pan Lei, on the other hand, was adamantly opposed to it. He was certain that once you have a child, you can no longer be a young married couple. He believed that they already spent less time together, and that having a kid would further diminish their time together.

"We don't need children. Tian'er is my child in my heart, and I have given him all of my feelings and love. I'm not particularly good-tempered, and I have little patience with children. If the kid irritates me, I will most likely beat the child. There is no way to provide the child with a loving childhood, so simply don't have one."

But this was a mishap. The smile on Mother Tian's face was a touch stiff. Wasn't this decided a long time ago?

Pan Lei rubbed Tian Yuan's hair.

"I don't have patience for anyone; only he can get all of my tenderness and love. We're both working and have never had a decent opportunity to be together. We don't spend much time together, and I don't allow anyone else to take up our time. Besides, I'm busy. In the army, there is a lot to keep track of. I can't go home very often, and I can't even look after him. Won't adopting a child place an additional strain on him? When he did two surgeries in a row, he required someone to help him out of the operating room. I was alarmed when I saw him looking all pale and sweating. He doesn't have much energy, so it's better not to increase his burden."

Tian Yuan smiled at him. They didn't spend much time together, it was true. They were only together for three months or at most four months in a year. He was busy handling the myriad things in the army. Even if they were together for 50 or 60 years, let's say 60, they would only have spent 20 years together. After all, they only spent four months a year together. Saying they'd been together for XX years sounded nice, but when you looked into the details, you'd understand the truth. And the truth was that they didn't spend nearly enough time together. With four months a year, they'd only be actually together for eighty months in the next 20 years, for a total of only six and a half years. It would be too much if another person occupied this meager 6.5 years.

We estimated sixty years, but given that the couple was around thirty, the realistic time frame was at best 40/41 years, which was a lot less. They truly didn't spend much time together and Pan Lei refused to reduce it further.

"I’ll take him as my child to raise. It is enough for me to have him in my life. If we truly desire a child to care for us in our old age, we will simply sponsor a youngster. We'll visit an orphanage to sponsor some children, help them attend school, give them pocket money, and let our parents take them on vacation. Just don't disturb our days."

Oh, dear. The Tian couple sighed. One of the main reasons they were opposed to their son marrying a man was because of children. They've always been averse to it, but felt it was acceptable as long as their son was happy. Initially, they assumed that the couple would adopt an orphan. If a child was raised by adoptive parents since childhood, they would naturally develop a close attachment with them. They had no idea someone might want to be alone so much.

A loving and intimate pair, their sons were attached at the hip. They'd been together for a long time, but their relationship was still unbreakable. This level of intimacy and commitment was unusual even in a heterosexual relationship. Tian Yuan's parents admitted this honestly.

"Take me as your son? Can I then raise you as my daughter?"

Tian Yuan and Pan Lei burst out laughing.

"Like Pan Yue? You'll be suffering from the same headache as Big Brother."

Thinking of Pan Zhan, the poor man who was worried that his family's Ling Si'er would become the next Pan Yue, they raised their glasses in toast.

"I'm glad we don't have any children. We will not squander our free time."

The elderly couple exchanged glances. Alas, if you do not raise a child, you will never know your parents' kindness.

These two morons completely ignored their parents' anxious expressions and drank one glass after another in joy.

Pan Lei grinned as he lifted his glass to his father-in-law.

"Thank you for making us happy, Mom and Dad."

Pan Lei finished the wine and poured another.

"Thank you, Mom and Dad, for giving me such a wonderful partner."

Pan Lei poured his third glass of booze.

"Please don't worry, Mom and Dad. We will not disappoint your expectations. We'll keep loving one other and grow old together."

Leaving aside the issue of children, these two children were extremely filial. There was no reason not to drink when their son proposed a toast.

Father Tian had met his drinking buddy, Pan Lei, and they had clinked glasses. This young man impressed him. He was honest and truthful, had an indomitable spirit, and lavished his lover with affection. He was a real man, a manly man!

Tian Yuan was eating and spoke with his mother in low voices.

"Is it all right for him to drink so much?"

Tian Yuan examined the bottle of wine. They were both sharing a bottle of Jiannanchun Wine. Mn, shouldn’t be a problem. Pan Lei was unlikely to transform into a kissing fish and keep kissing him.

"Don’t worry, he can hold his liquor. Mom, you’re really not going to live with us? Please come. When I return home from work, I won't be alone anymore."

"And who’s to blame for being lonely? If you’d married and had children, you…"

Mother Tian bit down on the second half of the sentence.

"We're not going. We'll discuss it in a few years. Your uncle and the others are all here, and we all look out for one another. You don't have to be worried about me or your father. You don't stay with us all year. Isn't this how we live? Are you nervous about your studies? Stay for a few days, then return. Pay a visit to your uncle and aunt."

Tian Yuan shook his head.

"He'll leave as soon as his unit calls, so there's no way for us to stay any longer. We'll spend the night here and fly back tomorrow afternoon."

"Okay, I'll clean your room. When we return, go to bed early."

Tian Yuan noticed Pan Lei asking the waitress for another bottle of baiju. He appeared to intend to continue drinking.

Tian Yuan quickly reached for his wine glass. He was well aware of the awesome virtue that excessive drinking was. His chap dared to drink so much alcohol in front of his father-in-law. How shameless.

"Forget about getting any more. No more drinking."

"Hey kid, we two men are having a good time drinking. Why are you stopping us? How about you join us? Come on, Leizi; let's keep talking about the Russian election."

Pan Lei hastily stopped drinking as Tian Yuan's eyes widened. This guy in his family was going to display his power. No more drinking! No, sir!

"Dad, you have a heart condition. Let’s drink again when we get a chance."

Tian Yuan was satisfied to hear this. That’s more like it.

"I'm going to pay the bill. You are not allowed to drink any more. We won't be leaving tonight; we'll return tomorrow."

"That's great! I’ll sleep in your room and feel the breath of your youth. The young Tian'er must also be a beautiful boy."

Tian Yuan punched him. What plan are you hatching now, Big Hooligan?


Translator:

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September 23, 2022

IDYTRAA - Chapter 196

Chapter 196 The Tians also adore their son-in-law


You won't be beaten up this time when you see your in-laws, right? This is exactly what Dang Hong remarked. Pan Lei and Tian Yuan were on their way to Tian Yuan's parents' house to ask them whether they wanted to live with the couple. It could also be considered a formal visit. Their previous visit had been less than nice. During the Chinese New Year, though, the tone was quite harmonious. Tian Yuan had returned to China, therefore it was only natural for him to want to see his parents, right? Nope! In actuality, it was Dang Hong who insisted on paying them a formal visit as soon as possible. As a result, Pan Lei and Tian Yuan were standing at the Tian family's door, big and small gift bags in hand.

Pan Lei scratched his ears and then felt his waist. Essentially, he was fidgeting due to anxiousness. The stinky daughter-in-law had arrived to see her in-laws. Despite the fact that he had met his in-laws numerous times, he was still nervous.

Tian Yuan, on the other hand, appeared unconcerned. They should have no problems because they had already met and spent the New Year together.

Mother Tian opened the door, surprised to see her son. Her son should be overseas; why did he return so unexpectedly?

Pan Lei's nerves were at their peak, but he smiled confidently.

"Your two sons have come to see you, Mom."

Mother Tian was overjoyed. She drew her son close and yelled for Father Tian to hurry up.

"Old man, our Tian Yuan is back!"

Pan Lei exhaled a sigh of relief; everything appeared to be fine.

Father Tian appeared to be cheerful. Tian Yuan had been gone for half a year, and he was overjoyed to see his son.

"How come you've returned? Is it a holiday over there?"

"Tian'er has returned to China to finish his studies. He is now learning and interning at my mother's hospital. Every day, he follows my mother to the ward and the operating room. He hasn't stopped working since returning to China. Take a look at him. Everyone says he's slimmer. We all told him to take it easy for a few days, but he just can't stop himself. He is concerned about being behind the others. Please, Dad and Mom, help me in persuading him not to work so hard. When I see him like this, it makes me sad."

Pan Lei didn't want to appear to be a bandit in front of his in-laws. He was cheerful and upbeat, and he was protecting Tian Yuan with every move, word, and gesture.

Mother Tian could see Pan Lei's love and care in his eyes as he stared at her son. They looked like a young couple in love, and their deep feelings were obvious.

She only hoped that the two of them would have a happy life and grow old together by this point. She couldn't care less about the rest of it.

"Don't neglect your health."

Tian Yuan chuckled.

"Don't listen to his nonsense. My schedule is packed, and I don't have much time to spend with him. He's complaining about me."

Pan Lei took his hand and squeezed it in front of his in-laws, then clasped their fingers.

"I'm just concerned your body won't be able to handle it."

Father Tian coughed. Small intimacies like these… the elders should leave it alone.

"I'm going to cook something. You must be hungry after traveling all this distance."

"We won't eat at home. We've finally gathered as a family, and we've reserved a table outside. The truth is that we came here to invite you two to live with us. Tian'er also returned, therefore all arrangements have been preponed. The house was bought and now needs to be decorated. We wanted to know what kind of style you prefer. We are, after all, too young. If the decoration is excessively modern, you will not feel at ease living there. I'm usually at the barracks and can't really help. I'd like to invite you to live with us. You can help Tian'er with decorating. He is worried about his studies. I’m afraid that he will be too tired. Interior decorating is sometimes like studying, and he will undoubtedly be fatigued. If you live with us, you will be able to assist us in making judgments."

Pan Lei's words were beautiful. You must be tactful if you want to be a good daughter-in-law. They came to ask Tian Yuan's parents if they wanted to live with them and conveniently turned it into a formal visit as well. But the way Pan Lei phrased it, it sounded like he was wishing his in-laws would come over and assist him in caring for Tian Yuan. He was not only a great son-in-law, but he was also making Tian Yuan happy.

Tian Yuan couldn't help but look at him. This ba$tard’s glib tongue was even better than his singing.

Pan Lei squeezed his hand and didn't let him speak. He wanted to make the finest impression despite the rough start. He and Tian Yuan would be lifelong partners. They were together, and their families were also merged.

Didn’t getting along well with his in-laws also reduce trouble for Tian Yuan? Tian’er was a son and a lover, and he couldn’t be caught in the crossfire and suffer.

This conversation delighted the Tian couple. It's more accurate to say that they had experienced life and understood what Pan Lei meant, and were relieved to find that he knew how to be polite.

They were also glad to have such a person caring for their son. They would have a son and this, ahem, male daughter-in-law's filial piety in the second half of their lives, and they were content.

"We’re not going. Your mother and I are fine, so we won’t bother you."

Pan Lei squeezed Tian Yuan's hand again just as he was about to speak.

He spoke a little anxiously.

"Please come, Mom and dad. Please come and help me take care of Tian'er."

Pan Lei pinched Tian Yuan's cheek and squeezed his waist, completely at ease. It was like going to a store and telling the salesperson, "Look, it's split at the seam here; you'll give me a discount, right?"

He spoke to his mother-in-law.

"Look, Mom! Take a look at this thin face and slim waist. This guy can be carried away by a strong wind. I'm concerned that he'll be blown away. I'm not at home most of the time. When you come over, you can assist me in looking after him."

He also took Tian Yuan's face and thrust it in front of his mother-in-law.

"Look, look, this face is so tiny it's pitiful."

Tian Yuan moved his head left and right but couldn't break free of Pan Lei's fingers. This ba$tard's fingers are like pliers. He couldn't get his chin free from his grip.

For a brief moment, Mother Tian was stunned. Pan Lei was still trying to prove his claims. He insisted on her wearing reading glasses and taking a close look. Her son had lost weight. His partner was correct. He was really skinny. He wasn't faking.

Tian Yuan slapped his arm, and he eventually let go.

"You jerk, that killed me!"

His chin must have turned red for sure. Tian Yuan flexed his jaw from side to side, checking to see whether Pan Lei hadn't smashed his chin. He hit him again, irritated.

"Look here! It’s red, isn’t it?!"

Mother Tian stared blankly for a second before laughing. These kids were so happy flirtatiously bantering with each other.

Pan Lei hastily cupped Tian Yuan's face and peered at him, distressed. Shit! It's truly red. Tian Yuan had fair and delicate skin. Pan Lei was concerned that his red chin would soon become blue.

"I'm really sorry, baby. I'll have my mother look into it. It hurts, doesn't it? If I kiss it, it won't hurt."

Chu~ Regardless of the presence of his in-laws, Pan Lei aimed at Tian Yuan’s mouth and gave him a resounding kiss. The edges of Father Tian's brows twitched. Because this young man was in love, he ignored everything and kissed in public, being loving even in front of his elders?

Tian Yuan wanted his face, but Pan Lei didn't care, so he raised his foot and kicked him.

"F*ck your uncle! Taking advantage of laozi? Get the hell out of here!"

Father Tian's brows almost rose to his hairline. His son had always been polite. He'd never fought and had cursed people even less. What happened today? He kicked when he moved his foot and cursed when he opened his mouth, just like a little punk. What was he up to? Was this how he'd been raised? When he was a kid, how did they educate him?

"My fault, my fault, darling, don't be upset. Is it still painful?"

"F*ck off!"

Tian Yuan had become accustomed to it. They fought and caused a commotion whenever they were together. Essentially, he acted out, and Pan Lei was in charge of coaxing, kissing, and speaking a few lovely things before the situation was resolved. Pan Lei spoiled him. He used to believe that he never lost his temper. He wouldn't become upset as long as he didn't irritate him. Pan Lei, on the other hand, pampered Tian Yuan endlessly. The more Pan Lei spoiled him, the worse his temper became. Pan Lei treated his occasional outbursts as little delights. He would make fun of Tian Yuan if he was well-behaved. Pan Lei felt at ease whenever he saw Tian Yuan glare at him, roll his eyes at him, disdain him, and scold him.

It's similar to a child. A sapling cannot grow straight without trimming, and a kid will become spoiled if he or she is not disciplined. You can talk about plucking stars and moons, but to create a temper, you must like it when your partner is grumpy. What a unique love!

Pan Lei leaned in to kiss him and massage his chin, but Tian Yuan didn't want him to get close.

Father Tian slammed his fist against the table.

Pan Lei jumped in fright. What's the matter? Was the old man trying to show his prestige? Did he intend to kick them out? But what set the old man off?

Father Tian pointed at Tian Yuan before Pan Lei could say anything.

"You brat! How can you bully people like this, even beating and scolding them? Is that how your mother and I brought you up?"

Exactly! That’s how you raised him. Wasn’t this how you and my dear mother-in-law educated my baby over half a year ago?

But he didn't dare to say this. Would he dare to contradict his father-in-law as a junior?

"He just has a child's temper, Dad. And I hurt him. Don't blame him; it's my fault. Tian'er, go find your mother's coat. Let's go out to eat."

Tian Yuan gave Pan Lei a dirty look. Humph! Pretending to be a good guy.

Tian Yuan hurriedly jumped up and ran to bring his mother a coat after Father Tian coughed.

Father Tian thought: a married daughter is spilled water[1]. The child they brought up had always been docile and obedient. Who would have guessed he had such a nasty temper? All along, his thoughts had been: Tian Yuan was well-behaved; Pan Lei was a bandit who had kidnapped him. But he could see it clearly now. It was, in fact, his own son. He was grumpy, and the other side was currying favor in whatever way he could.

"This child…"

Father Tian felt a pang of sympathy for Pan Lei. Tian Yuan admonished a big guy like him like a puppy. As a father, he was to blame. He did not properly educate his son.

"Tian'er is extremely good, Dad. He is only upset because I hurt him. He's normally not like this. Besides, I... I like it when he loses his cool. I'm just worried about him being bullied. You know your son better than I do. He is soft-tempered and has a mild personality. He can only stand it when he is being bullied. I'm not around very much. He'll keep anything that happened to himself. I don't want him to hold back if a situation arises. If he's furious, I want him to express it. Just enough aggression to keep him from being bullied. We cannot bully others and cannot be bullied ourselves."

Father Tian had nothing to say. He thought his son was being utterly stubborn and difficult, but in the perspective of the other person, everything about his son was good. His son liked losing his temper, and the other person liked him losing it. What could he possibly do?

"It’s hard for you."

Pan Lei scratched his hair and smiled happily.

"We love each other. We love not only our strengths but also our shortcomings. But in my heart, he is perfect and has no flaws at all. Since he’s with me, I will make him happier than everyone else."

Spoken like a man! Father Tian fell completely in love with Pan Lei. It was an honor to have such a son.


Footnotes:

[1] This phrase indicates "once a daughter marries, she cannot be reclaimed." Back in the day, this was true. It now means that something is beyond your control.


Translator:

Father Tian has been successfully bamboozledπŸ˜€

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September 19, 2022

IDYTRAA - Chapter 195

Chapter 195 The drunkards get drunk


A group of friends and brothers got together for drinks, and no one had to force anyone to drink; they were eager to do so. That kind of golden whiskey was the most appealing to them. Zhang Hui threw caution to the wind and simply brought the entire case. Don't even think about asking how much it cost. Since he'd gotten the whiskey, not drinking it would be a waste, so everyone drank it to their hearts' content.

Zhang Hui toasted, bumping glasses with Lin Mu to his left and Tian Yuan to his right. Zhang Hui appeared to recall something, lowered his voice, and inquired.

"Has the emergency room doctor from your City's No. 1 Hospital gone to work at your place, Tian Yuan?"

For a brief while, Tian Yuan stared blankly. Why did he bring up Xiaji?

"I wasn't paying attention. Today is my first day of work, and I spent the entire day studying on the top floor. I didn't walk around."

"At the moment, no new doctors have joined the hospital."

Lin Mu finished his drink and looked up at Zhang Hui. Lin Mu's phoenix eyes were long and narrow. His eyes were slightly wide and teary after a few shots, and they looked particularly lovely.

"Why do you ask, Hui-ge?"

Zhang Hui rubbed his nose as he refilled his glass.

"Just drink, will ya? Don’t be nosy. Come on, Huang Kai, have a drink."

Zhang Hui changed the subject, and this brief incident faded into the background. Lin Mu toasted Tian Yuan immediately after. Tian Yuan gazed at Pan Lei distractedly, concerned that Pan Lei would consume too much alcohol. If he did, he'd go insane, hugging and biting him nonstop. It had occurred once, and it would be far too embarrassing if it happened again.

Huang Kai drank as if there were no tomorrow. He drank one shot after another as if it were water. Pan Ge held a glass of whiskey in his hand, sipped it, spoke a few words with others around him, and occasionally glanced at Huang Kai.

Pan Lei drank way too much. This foreign liquor was not the same as Maotai from China. The more you drank, the more you wanted to drink it. It tasted great. It had a spicy flavor and was invigorating. After a few shots, you'll be completely inebriated.

Huang Kai, that chap, had already started babbling nonsense. Lin Mu's eyes were unfocused, and he looked stoned. Pan Zhan had begun to slur. Zhang Hui couldn't get up from his seat. The most sober was probably only Pan Ge.

Pan Lei suddenly threw himself on Tian Yuan's body, making Tian Yuan feel as though he were being crushed by a large bear.

"Baby, I, I have an important announcement to make."

Tian Yuan wrapped his arms around Pan Lei’s waist, afraid that he might fall. He was angry, but he also found it amusing. Every time he drank with this group of drunks, he had to return home inebriated.

"What important announcement? You've had too much to drink. Let's talk about it when you're sober. Hui-ge, please call a cab to take us home."

This welcome home party had been going on for more than three hours. They hadn't eaten much but had consumed a lot of alcohol.

These drunkards!

"Nope! I must say it."

Pan Lei stood up and wrapped his arms around Tian Yuan's neck, waving his hand dramatically. He was wobbly on his feet.

He gazed around triumphantly, his arms around his baby's shoulders. Unfortunately, everyone was swaying from side to side, totally wasted. There was absolutely no formality. Pan Lei felt his ego hurt, shattering and breaking into tiny pieces...

How could they be so indifferent to the couple?! Didn't they hear him say he had an important announcement to make?!

Bang! He pounded the table, shaking the bottles and glasses and almost making Lin Mu jump.

"Why, why, why don't you listen to me? I said, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE! Everyone, you sit properly for me!"

Pan Ge gave a small smile. Pan Lei used to look like this when he was a kid. Because Third Uncle and Third Aunt were preoccupied, Leizi used to put his hands on his hips and raised his chin, yelling, "No one pays attention to me. No one wants me." He was feisty because he felt wronged.

"What are you making such a fuss about? Hey hey hey, be careful! Don't fall."

Tian Yuan couldn't support Pan Lei because he was too heavy. Pan Lei sagged and swung from side to side. Tian Yuan hurriedly grabbed the chair for support and clutched him closely, terrified that Pan Lei would slip under the table.

Pan Lei was as direct as always, going straight for his sweetheart. He couldn't help but sigh slightly as he looked at Huang Kai, who was still spewing rubbish.

Pan Lei stank of alcohol and seemed to be rather happy. He hugged Tian Yuan to his chest and kicked the table, drawing absolute attention.

"I, I announce, me and, me and Tian Yuan, who is my baby, we are going to get married. Big Brother, do you know which country in the world allows same-sex marriage without citizenship?"

Pan Zhan had consumed too much alcohol, and his mind was not functioning properly.

"Canada."

Pan Ge also said Canada was an extremely accepting society, and that you could get married there no matter what church you went to, as long as there was a priest and two wedding witnesses. Nationality of the couple did not matter.

Pan Lei slapped the table.

"Canada it is."

Pan Lei cupped Tian Yuan's face and looked at him unwavering. He was inebriated, yet all he could see was Tian Yuan.

"Baby, we, we’ll plan for the wedding at home, get married, and then travel to Canada to register. I want to marry you, I want to spend the rest of my life with you, and I want to reassure you."

Tian Yuan smiled and reached out to touch his hand.

"Okay."

They desired to marry. They didn't need a piece of paper to reassure each other, nor did they need that piece of paper to tie them. They wanted to be a family. If one of them became ill, his spouse could sign the necessary medical consent forms, send him on his final journey, and the couple could be buried together after death.

Pan Lei kissed him passionately. Tian Yuan sighed inwardly: it's such a special occasion, but you had to go fishkiss, didn't you?

Pan Lei reached for a drink of whiskey.

"You must all attend my wedding. My baby will drive to the military compound and pick me up. We'll be married and set thirty tables, no, fifty tables, no, wait, I'll invite everyone in the military region to my wedding reception. You are our Hui-ge, Zhang Hui. You, you're in charge of the drinks, and you're also in charge of the feast."

Zhang Hui had his face hidden and was about to weep.

"Pan Lei, you ba$tard, are you truly drunk? How can you know to rob me if you’re truly drunk? How much do you want me to pay! Drinks for everyone in the military region? That’s thousands of people! I’ll go right now and start begging!"

When Huang Kai heard that, he grabbed a whiskey bottle and promptly toasted Pan Lei.

"Drink, drink the wedding wine. I'll bring someone to cheer you on, and I'll provide all the roses for the banquet!"

Zhang Hui wished he could throw a bottle of liquor at them. Can you please not raid and rob me! He'd opened a hotel to make money, not to help these prodigals!

Lin Mu stumbled to his feet and ptui-ed at Huang Kai fiercely.

"That's only a few pennies, you stingy thing. Tian Yuan, my buddy, I'll give you a set of platinum scalpels, which are the best. Let me tell you, the skin incision is neat and clean. It’ll definitely help to easily find bone cracks and remove tumors. Come to think of it, it’ll be really cool to dissect a corpse with this kind of platinum scalpel. Let’s dissect a corpse together someday."

Many of the guys in the party shivered. Lin Mu could not be provoked while inebriated. After drinking too much, he enjoyed dissecting corpses and running about with a scalpel. It was quite frightening.

Pan Lei quickly dragged Tian Yuan from one side to the other, protecting him closely.

He was terrified. Tian Yuan scared him with a scalpel the last time. He'd never let Lin Mu give something like that to Tian Yuan.

Pan Lei hugged Tian Yuan as if he were clutching a prized possession, snuggling up against him with a joyful and sweet grin on his face.

"Honey, let's get married. I'll be really good to you."

He pouted and kissed Tian Yuan, then felt it was insufficient and kissed him again.

"Darling, there are so many people in the world, but you are the only one I love. You are my treasure. Those people are all ba$tards. No one is as good as you."

Raising his head, he looked about at the wasted individuals, sniffed with total disdain, and then continued to rest on Tian Yuan's shoulder.

"I knew my baby was the best."

Lin Mu heard it, staggered up, covered his mouth, and dashed to the toilet. That was too sweet! Nobody should be as mushy as Pan Lei unless they want to anger others to death! If you've had too much to drink, get up and scram! The couple was so sickly-sweet that they gave him a toothache. It was so nauseating that he wanted to throw up.

Tian Yuan poured him a glass of fruit juice and told him to eat something with a high sugar content to help him recover from his hangover. At the very least, he wouldn't have a headache the next day.

"Dear, Let's go see your parents first, and then we'll get married. We'll go to Canada once you finish your studies and I have a vacation at the end of the year. We'll go with our parents to get a certificate. I'd like to get a red book[1] with you; I want to marry you."

Pan Lei was happy, overwhelmingly happy. While mentioning getting the red book, this macho man who couldn't even spell blush actually reddened a little.

Zhang Hui couldn't handle it any longer and fled. He went outside to smoke. He hoped to forget about Pan Lei's robbery tonight. It would cause him to ache to death. The notion of thousands of soldiers arriving to eat and drink made him sick. Will the people on the street think it's a riot?

Huang Kai was as drunk as a skunk and had slipped under the table. He held the whiskey bottle and the table leg, continuing to drink happily.

Pan Ge stooped and tugged him up, making him smirk at the foolishly smiling squirrel fish[2].

"Big Brother, you, you have to book a presidential suite for us. We want to spend our honeymoon in Canada."

Pan Zhan was slurring his words because of the alcohol.

"Your honeymoon is too, too long. You’ve been on a honeymoon since forever."

"Decades of love are like a day, and a thousand-year honeymoon is like a month!"

Pan Lei banged his fist on the table and yelled. Pan Ge chuckled, and Pan Lei drew back from Tian Yuan's shoulder, kissed Tian Yuan's mouth, kissed his face, felt it wasn't enough, and wanted to reach in by pulling away the edge of his shirt. Tian Yuan slapped him and nonchalantly pushed a chunk of glazed chicken thigh into his mouth.

"Shut up and eat. If you make trouble again, I'll beat you up."

Pan Lei cried and sagged on Tian Yuan while he ate.

"You don't love me; you hit me; you don't love me."

Huang Kai had thick nerves. He opened his little squirrel fish mouth and giggled foolishly.

"Who hit you? Your buddy will help you vent!"

He made a ruckus. He was inebriated and couldn't understand what Pan Lei was truly after.

Pan Ge smacked him on the head and made him disappear.

"By the way, Second Brother, you must buy our tickets. A round trip for the two of us, and you must also help us get the visa!"

Pan Ge finished his drink in one gulp.

"Why do I have a brother like you? Leizi, if you were born a hundred years ago, you would be the f*cker who occupies the mountain as the bandit king."

You're wasted, yet you can still rob. You do realize you're a living bandit, don't you? Despite being drunk, he didn’t forget to milk his brothers dry, emptying their pockets. He just acted like a kissing fish with complete peace of mind. He hugged his beloved, kissing and biting him whenever he pleased. Alas, having this sad brother was quite difficult.

But poor Tian Yuan has it the hardest. Look, even when Pan Lei was drunk stupid, he had to feed him and let him kiss or bite his lips and face at any time. He had to let Leizi French kiss him and let himself be groped. Be careful, Leizi. If you overdo it, you'll be beaten up.

Pan Ge smiled. To each his own. Pan Lei and Tian Yuan were truly made for each other.


Footnotes:

[1] Marriage certificates in China are called red books.


[2] I'm not sure what the author means here. Squirrel Fish is a well-known dish, as far as I am aware. I'm not sure if it's slang for anything. If you get this, please leave a comment.


Translator:

So our side CPs are (Pan Ge x Huang Kai), and (Zhang Hui x Doc Xiaji)?

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