IDYTRAA - Chapter 181

Chapter 181 Gay Parade

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Tian Yuan first noticed Pan Yue's heroism at the annual LGBT march in the United Kingdom.

Pan Yue was a mad troublemaker who had startled him the first night. In fact, they got along quite well when they were together. Pan Yue liked to sit on the table with a cigarette in her mouth and shake her legs.

Tian Yuan had been fascinated by her experience since learning she was a war correspondent. Pan Lei's work was classified, and he couldn't tell anyone about it, not even his lover.

Pan Yue, on the other hand, embodied the saying 'Learn as much as you can and accomplish everything you can.'

He had a hard time accepting Pan Yue at first, constantly feeling that she was far too bold.

But after learning that she was a war correspondent who had traveled to several countries, witnessed many gun conflicts, and sent back numerous news stories, he thought she was remarkable. After they began interacting, Pan Yue would sit on the table, dangling her legs and smoking a cigarette, telling him about every unforgettable event, the hail of bullets, the orphaned children, the suffering of the people, the killings.

Tian Yuan believed that applying to the International Red Cross Society and assisting people in war-torn places was the best thing a doctor could do.

They drank and smoked together. He Lian was completely baffled. He couldn't comprehend how this duo, who had been at odds for the first five or six days, could become buddies just a week later. Tian Yuan still lived with He Lian, but they no longer fought as easily. They genuinely got along splendidly!

Pride in London is an annual LGBT parade. It is a state-approved parade, and millions of people participate each year.

Tian Yuan had the perception that this march had nothing to do with him. He went to school as normal and studied as usual. When he discovered that one of the intersections was closed due to the parade, he just turned around and took another route.

But he had forgotten that there was now a Pan Yue.

This woman hardly qualified as a woman. She was immensely energized and grabbed her camera, keen to capture shots. Tian Yuan, who was carrying the computer bag, tried to circle the road, but Pan Yue caught him.

"You're one of them, so why don't you march? Go! Protest and call for equality."

"No, thank you. I believe I am pretty equal. Pan Lei and I aren't one of them. We simply fell in love with one another. We just happened to be of the same gender upon falling in love. We're together, no one dares to discriminate against us, and our parents approve. I have a fantastic life and don't believe anything is unfair to me."

He and Pan Lei were fortunate. There were no ups and downs; they were together and deeply in love. He believed there was no need to protest or anything. Could a demonstration address this problem if people were not liberal?

Everyone is free to fall in love with anyone they choose, and it is only because people are prejudiced and narrow-minded that this type of love cannot be accepted.

Pan Yue didn't care what Tian Yuan thought. She grabbed a flag protesting discrimination against homosexuality.

"I'm looking for photographs for my collection. I'll go if you don't."

Tian Yuan couldn't keep her back, so Pan Yue blended in with the crowd. Tian Yuan called her name several times but couldn't get her to stop, so he had no choice but to follow her. So what if she was Superwoman? He was a man, and he had a responsibility to protect his sister.

He was jostled as he tried to reach Pan Yue, who was slippery as a loach, because there were too many people. He'd only just cried out, "Hey!" when he lost sight of her. Tian Yuan became dizzy as he moved through the crowd. Someone took the opportunity to grope him a few times, but he restrained himself. Sonofab*tch! If you grope laozi one more time, laozi will flip out.

Tian Yuan intended to drag Pan Yue out of the crowd when he felt someone grope his a$$ again. Tian Yuan turned around to see a golden orangutan winking at him.

"I'll f*ck you up, ba$tard! Laozi is going to fu*king destroy you."

Tian Yuan was seriously angered. He picked up his computer bag and was going to throw a punch when Pan Yue rushed up behind him, pulled him over, raised her foot, and kicked the golden orangutan in the crotch.

"You a$$hole! You dare to molest my brother-in-law!? This old lady will kick your balls into pieces!"

Her kick caused a commotion. The crowd quickly became chaotic as some people approached to quarrel. The police were expected to keep law and order, so when they saw a group brawl coming up, they intervened quickly.

The paraders then began fighting with the police.

Hand in hand, the two instigators fled the mob. Pan Yue's eyes were bright with excitement, and her face was flushed. This appearance was reminiscent of Pan Lei's. Pan Lei was excited while he was carrying a gun, but she was excited because she spotted a fight.

"Wait for me here. This is the shutter. Got it? Press the shutter and take some good shots for me. I’ll show you how our Pan family fights."

She shoved Tian Yuan under a shop so he could hide and take photos.

Pan Yue rolled up his sleeves and rushed into the melee with a battle cry. She gathered the stones on the ground and hurled them at the police, yelling, "Down with the Eight-Nation Alliance! Resist the Anglo-American mindset! Get out of our China, Big Nose!"

Tian Yuan reckoned that if he wore glasses, they would be shattered.

My dear sister, we’re in British territory, okay? You think no one can understand you when you yell in Mandarin, don't you? And you're shouting "Down with the Eight-Nation Alliance!" of all things? You and Pan Lei are indeed siblings. Your slogans are even the same.

All of the homosexuals took action with the guidance of this hot-blooded woman. They spared no effort to counter the police, pushing and hitting each other, picking up bricks and throwing them at the cops, pulling the cop car over and giving them a good thrashing.

The scene was utterly chaotic.

Tian Yuan pressed the shutter swiftly and continued snapping photographs.

In his heart, he was ecstatic. He and Pan Lei, thankfully, could love each other peacefully. Fortunately, everything was going swimmingly for the couple. Nobody dared to ridicule them, no one harassed them, and they didn't have to take to the streets proclaiming love and equality. This was far too uncivilized.

Pan Yue took up a stick and wielded it ferociously. There were five cops around, but none of them could get close to her.

People were also whistling and cheering for her. These people are insane!

Pan Yue took out the five cops one by one, then continued on her way with the massive army that had caught up behind her.

"Down with fascism, down with Hitler, down with all inequitable laws! Everyone is equal!"

Please take it easy, Sister. This is not the May Fourth Movement.

Tian Yuan put the camera away, rushed up, and drew Pan Yue out. Allowing her to march on was a bad idea. He was certain he'd have to go to the police station to get her out of jail.

He eventually pulled himself out of the crowd and hauled her back.

Pan Yue was thrilled. She didn't give a damn about her soiled clothes, which had been ripped by the jostling crowd. She examined the camera, studied the images, then patted Tian Yuan on the shoulder. "Not bad, dear brother-in-law. You're promising. Follow this older sister if you get tired of being a doctor. I guarantee you'll make a great war correspondent."

Tian Yuan was once again convinced that the Pans were far too brave.

He thought his mother-in-law was his favorite of all the Pans. Pan Lei was great, but not always - he was an overbearing control freak. His incredible mother-in-law was a goddess whereas Pan Yue was a she-devil who should not be trifled with.

Since Pan Yue's arrival, there has been so much horsing around that the days flew by. Pan Yue had been there for almost a month before he realized it. He didn't have time to think about Pan Lei this half month since he was always worried about what fresh shenanigans Pan Yue might pull.

Everyone in the Pan family was difficult to deal with. Grandpa enjoyed Tai Chi swordsmanship, Papa Pan and the two uncles loved CS, and the juniors enjoyed competing in Chinese boxing. What fantasies could he have about the family if even a woman was like this?

Pan Yue, who had nothing better to do, ran over to wreck Tian Yuan's life. She packed up her luggage and left after playing around.

"Brother-in-law, when you and Pan Lei get married, I will definitely be on the bride’s side. Big Sister will vent your anger. If Pan Lei dares to bully you, this big sister will beat him up for you."

Tian Yuan removed her hand from his shoulder.

"Sister, Pan Lei and I will marry, but I will be the groom. I’ll take the wedding car to the military compound and bring him home."

Pan Yue had only been here a few days, but his life had been totally turned upside down. He'd never fought in his life, never participated in a parade, and never hired a bodyguard to escort him. When she arrived, she set a number of precedents for him.

Some people have an intrinsic talent to dispel loneliness. Pan Lei and Pan Yue were also such people. She was here being an irritating troublemaker, getting into mischief and making the neighbors uneasy, but time zipped by.

He had to acknowledge that Pan Yue, like Pan Lei, was self-assured and carefree. Pan Lei would be a mercenary if he wasn't a special forces soldier.

Pan Yue was a natural wanderer, while Pan Lei was a born soldier. They both emanated banditry and were domineering.

Pan Yue's being there made up for his longing for Pan Lei. He occasionally mistook the person making noise in his house for Pan Lei. Although Pan Yue could be irritating at times, wasn't that the impression Pan Lei gave him at first?

Pan Lei, he thought, was also hateful at the time. But when he was gone, he'd miss him.

He knew he would miss Pan Yue after she departed. This courageous and confident woman walking alone was just as adorable as his mother-in-law. Pan Lei had a wonderful family, and they all got along well with him.

He liked how Pan Lei treated him. He liked it regardless of his temper.

Time flew rapidly, and in two weeks, Pan Lei would arrive after Pan Yue had left. His life would always be enriched by the Pans.

She was so noisy that his ordinary days became frantic and filled with gaiety. Even if she ate all of the food Pan Lei had prepared for him.

"By the way, I'll tell you something for the sake of our siblings-in-law connection. I came on to you on the first night, scaring you so much, since I had a bet with Pan Lei. Pan Lei claims you are the reincarnation of Liuxia Hui^[1] and that your love for him is unshakable. I didn't trust him, so he told me I could try it for myself. He stated that he believed in his darling's love. So I put you to the test, and you did precisely what he said."

Pan Yue played a dirty trick before leaving.

"Thank you, big sis."

Tian Yuan smiled while gritting his teeth. You'd better gird your loins, Pan Lei. Just see how laozi deals with you.

"Brother-in-law, I still think that your being together with my little brother is a total waste. You truly won’t consider falling in love with me?"

"Thank you, big sis, for distracting me from my loneliness during this time."

And for giving me an excellent excuse to clean up Pan Lei.

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Footnotes:

[1] An ancient Chinese politician. He was a man of eminent virtue, and is said on one occasion to have held a lady in his lap without the slightest imputation on his moral character. When he died, his wife insisted on pronouncing a funeral oration over his body, urging that none knew his great merits so well as she. Source: Wikipedia

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Translator:

I've taken the liberty to change the way Pan Yue refers to Tian Yuan from "younger sister-in-law" to "brother-in-law." It bugs me when the shou is addressed with feminine nouns.

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IDYTRAA - Chapter 180

Chapter 180 Pan Yue is a man-eating flower

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"I still believe your husband has a physical issue. He can't seem to get it up for women."

Pan Yue was still not convinced that she had lost and blamed Tian Yuan.

"F*ck you! He's fine; he just has some hypotension, but there's nothing wrong with him. What male disease, he just doesn't like you. He only loves me. His equipment works perfectly when the two of us have sex. Bah! Why the hell am I telling you about our bedroom secrets!? You hear me? Hurry up and get out! Don't try to flirt with him. Can you afford to pay for his suffering if he's really scared?"

Pan Lei just wanted to get rid of her as soon as possible. He must not, under any circumstances, alert his husband of the wager. That was the end of it. Teasing him? Tian'er would erupt if he realized they were playing tricks on him.

Tian'er was so frightened that he fled. If he found out that this was his own play, he figured Tian Yuan would take him to The Corpus Museum, point to those Formalin-soaked hearts, stomachs, spleens, and kidneys, and smile, "This is your heart, and that is your liver. You sonofab!tch, teasing laozi?! Laozi is going to skin you alive."

"First things first. Promise not to tell Tian Yuan about this. If he’s pissed off, he’ll gladly take it out on me. I’ll undoubtedly be punished."

"Can you show some guts, Pan Lei, for the sake of our grandparents? Shit, you're so henpecked! Isn’t a wife for driving^[1]. If he argues with you, give it to him hard. He'll pipe down right away."

"OK! Find a man, Eldest Sister, and I'll make sure to tell my brother-in-law what you just said. Give me a few days of peace and quiet to coax him back. Besides, you have nothing better to do, so pick him up and drop him off. There is one of his classmates who likes to bother him. I taught him a lesson, but please keep an eye on him. If he doesn't give up, help me in thrashing him once more. If Tian'er is late, go pick him up. I genuinely dislike that country's security."

Pan Yue nodded, picking her feet.

"Relax. This old lady will help you take care of your girl. But you need to find a man in the army for me. F*ck man, my mother is pressuring me to marry again."

"It’s a deal."

He Lian was telling Uncle Tian Yuan, who dared not return, next door: "Actually, my little sister was extremely cute when she was a child. I swear. She did catch toads, but she never played them to death. She put them into my quilt to scare me, but she never hurt the weak. Sometimes she wished she wasn't a girl. That's it."

Pan Lei also made a special phone call to coax him.

"Don't worry, baby; that woman has been dealt with by me, and she will not try to pull any more tricks. You can return to your normal life. She has promised to assist me in caring for you while she is in England playing."

"I'm almost thirty, Pan Lei, and I can do it on my own. I'm capable of handling anything. Why on earth would you want such an oddball to look after me? Did she grow up hungry in a primitive jungle as a child? Did she greet Tarzan with a "hello neighbor"? Is your aunt's family from Xishuangbanna^[2], by chance?"

"Hey! How do you know my aunt's family stayed in Xishuangbanna?"

Tian Yuan wanted to slam the phone down. He was caught in a bandit den and couldn't escape even if he wanted to.

He'd rushed through his belongings and left some behind. His books and other things remained in his home, but he was terrified of that woman who might strip naked and ask to have sex with him. He was rigid in his thinking and couldn't come up with clever schemes like the Pans. He took everything seriously, therefore he considered this friend as a great scourge and refused to return.

He Lian accompanied him back to his house. Pan Yue, no matter how much of a troublemaker she was, would never dare to screw around in front of the two of them.

Tian Yuan was taken aback by Pan Yue's latest appearance. She was dressed in loose green pants tucked into ankle-high military boots, with her hair tied up, a white tank top, smoking a cigarette, and cooking food in the kitchen.

"I was joking, Tian Yuan; don't take it seriously. Grandma and Aunt both chastised me. Don't worry, I'm not going to tease you anymore. I just wanted to check whether you were a promiscuous person. You passed my test. Like Eldest Brother mentioned, you're a pretty nice guy. It's just... Damn it! When will this old lady have the dumb luck of marrying such a man? Leizi is a cheapo."

Tian Yuan wanted to hurt someone. If Pan Lei were here at this time, he'd likely unleash a barrage of kicks and knock Pan Lei to the ground while yelling, "F*ck you; your uncle! You are a bandit, your family is a bandit, and your neighbors are bandits as well."

What do netizens say? Right! 'You'll have nothing but regrets after you marry into a wealthy and powerful family.' He regretted it with such relatives, okay? How was he supposed to get by these days with such a sister?

Pan Yue's cheap cooking talents were not awful, which meant she was on the verge of wrecking the kitchen. Tian Yuan couldn't help but lose it as he looked at the bags of dumplings that had been split.

"Pan Yue, I warn you; this is the food that Pan Lei prepared for me. If you want to eat Chinese, ask him to cook it for you. You’re not allowed to spoil my stuff. He won't be here till the end of next month. What am I expected to eat if you gobble everything?"

Pan Yue was sipping a beer. She smiled as she noticed Tian Yuan glaring and yelling at her.

"Oh~ What am I seeing here? Leizi said that his family is a little sheep; which country's exploding sheep is this, hm? Aren’t you a wild cat? Take care of your image, handsome guy. You're supposed to be a gentleman."

"Bullshit! Can an image be eaten?"

"Okay, I get it. I'm not going to touch your food again. Tut! Don't you simply have a lover? What are you smug about? Just you wait for this old lady to find a man. This old lady will be happier than you."

Tian Yuan looked at He Lian, who looked at Pan Yue but said nothing and ate with his head down. I feel that if we have more "sisters" like you, men all around the world will like men.

Pan Yue's personality was too distinct to be compared even to Pan Zhan and Pan Ge. One of the two brothers was smooth and slick, while the other was calm and two-faced. Pan Lei, on the other hand, was a bandit through and through, but his older sister was a tyrannical flower, nay, a man-eating flower. She was too intimidating for him.

Didn't Pan Lei ask her to look after Tian Yuan? Well, she did a splendid job. No one could get within one meter of Tian Yuan with her personal protection. Even Tian Yuan's peers couldn't get close to him, let alone the French guy. She sat casually on the desk, one foot on the table, chewing gum, wearing excessively huge earrings, and a short jacket with a skull design on it. Her appearance was that of a little tomboy in society.

Tian Yuan went to the hospital. She waited at the entrance, catching a few thieves in passing and cracking down on street hooligans.

Tian Yuan went to the library. She read manga while laughing her head off. Tian Yuan, who couldn’t get rid of this tail, quickly took her away.

When Tian Yuan returned home at night, she walked alongside him with a baseball bat, scaring the proper neighbors into not approaching him.

Tian Yuan's eating bills had increased as they ate out. Pan Yue's appetite was 1.5 times greater than his, and he could be said to have gained knowledge. With a waist circumference of only 26 inches, this woman could devour five Big Macs and two glasses of Coke in one sitting, blench, and then attack the KFC family bucket.

Overall, she was a terrific bodyguard. Bad guys couldn’t get close to him, and neither could the good guys.

She also went in search of the Frenchman and shook her fist at him once. The Frenchman was so frightened that he detoured every time he spotted Tian Yuan.

This zeal was even greater than when Pan Lei was present.

Tian Yuan secretly inquired of He Lian when his valiant little sister would depart. He was desperate to return to his home.

Tian Yuan never returned to his room since he was too nervous to stay there. Who knew this older sister wouldn't grope him in the middle of the night? She was nutty and capable of anything. He was devoted to Pan Lei and never wanted to do anything that would let him down. However, as soon as he opened the door, a black rose wearing only a bikini arrived, and he was physically and mentally traumatized. So he just stayed at He Lian's house, but he sorely needed the pillow that Pan Lei had gotten him. He'd be A-OK with that pillow.

He Lian patted him on the shoulder, a sympathetic expression on his face. "My younger sister stated that she enjoys being with you and that it is delightful to be with you. She treats you like a toy and claims you're the most attractive man in the Pan family. When you're angry, your hair stands up like a wild cat from head to toe. When you're not mad, you're a gentle scholar like Ning Caichen. She longs to return to China, but her mother is pressuring her to marry, so she cannot. Have fun. She's here to stay."

Tian Yuan wanted to howl at the heavens. Is laozi's existence solely to serve as a toy for your sister? When will this kind of life come to an end!? He was on the verge of collapsing.

"You get rid of her, Pan Lei. Get her out of here as soon as possible. Take her away. At once!"

Pan Lei yanked his hair but didn't admit that this "pal" wasn't listening. Besides, he and his "pal" were still allies who had teamed up to put Tian Yuan to the test. If he got rid of Pan Yue, his pal, she would be unhappy and make himself miserable.

"Just tell her that some country is in a tense situation and needs war correspondents. She’ll definitely leave."

"She’s a war correspondent?"

"She is primarily a photographer, although she prefers to spend her time on the battlefield. She typically works as a war correspondent in various countries, photographing and issuing press releases."

Tian Yuan actually found Pan Yue rather awe-inspiring. This woman didn't make a living by fighting. Her work was likewise honorable and serious. But he hadn’t seen her taking pictures with a camera everywhere. Forget about it. Since she was on vacation and wanted to stay at his house, let her stay. What was he arguing about with a woman? Besides, she was Pan Lei's older sister, wasn't she?

She may be an unruly woman, and the Pans may be a bandit family, but each and every Pan was exceptional. Pan Zhan's company was performing well. Pan Ge was the Chief of the Police Bureau, and his career was on the rise as well. Pan Lei was a commando in the army. Pan Yue was a girl, but she was gutsy.

"Be patient for a few days. To be honest, I’m relieved that she’s with you. He Lian is no doubt a good man, but he’s a bookworm. You can’t really count on him in times of danger or trouble. She might be aggressive, yet she can help you when I’m not around. I’m not concerned about your personal safety."

Tian Yuan was rendered speechless. He was thirty, or nearly thirty. Could Pan Lei just quit treating him like a three-year-old? He will look after himself. There was no need to go all over the place looking for a guardian for him.

"At worst, I'll help you drive her away when I visit you next month."

Oh, no! Tian Yuan exhaled a sigh. That would take a month. He was in a lot of pain, you know?

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Footnotes:

[1] Driving is euphemism for sex.

[2] Xishuangbanna is known for its folklore, rain forests, rare plants, and wildlife, as well as its natural, historical, and cultural riches. TY is essentially suggesting that Pan Yue is a savage.

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Translator:

Titbit: The Corpus Museum is a human biology interactive museum, located near Oegstgeest in the Netherlands.

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IDYTRAA - Chapter 179

Chapter 179 Pan Yue, the macho lady

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Pan Yue refused to stay at He Lian's house under any circumstances. She took her baggage and proceeded into Tian Yuan's house.

Tian Yuan hadn't ever lived in the same house with a woman before. When Pan Lei learned of the situation, he nearly used the next month's vacation to return to England, but was constrained to merely grip the phone and howl.

"Get the hell out of there! Don't stay in our house! You’re an unmarried girl who ran to our place to hook up with my hubby! You’ve grown up, but there’s no sign of tenderness or virtuousness in you. Your eyes glow green the moment you see a modest gentleman. Leave right now!"

This friend lived up to her notoriety as a member of the Pan family. "Hahaha..." she laughed heartily as she stepped onto the coffee table with one foot and one hand on her waist.

"This old lady will live right here, and your man will be mine as well. This old lady likes mild men. Don't bother harping on about 'my family's husband,' I'll let him be my little concubine and serve in bed. Every night, this old lady shall love and spoil him and make him give me a baby!"

Tian Yuan was cooking dumplings in the kitchen. He was embarrassed to hear these two brainless people's shameful dispute.

What's the deal with this older sister? She wants to stay here, so let her stay. It's not like I can refuse, even if this sister is famously unreliable.

This was a female bandit. His poor mother-in-law was only edified, but the only other natural bandit besides Pan Lei was Pan Yue.

Pan Lei dialed Tian Yuan's number. His sister had definitely bullied him. Pan Lei began muttering peevishly as soon as the call was connected.

"Everyone in the world despises that shrew."

"Hey! Don’t say that."

Tian Yuan shut the kitchen door behind him. It was wrong of Pan Lei to remark so. Pan Yue was flesh and blood to him. How could he say such a thing?

"Oh, my baby, you have no idea she's not a woman at all! She and I have been fighting since we were children. I've always beaten Huang Kai and Lin Mu, but this woman has been tough since she was a kid. She scratched my face and pulled my hair. Every time I battled with her, I got hurt. Dolls and the like are popular among little girls, right? But do you know what this girl did? She dismembered her dolls! She detested girly things even as a child. Can you guess what she liked? She preferred catching toads, worms, and snakes to playing with me!

Since she was 18, her dream lover has been a modest and mild person. Her ideal lover is that Keanu Reeves fella, gentle like jade, mild-mannered, and a little melancholic. She falls head over heels in love the moment she sees a good-looking intellectual man. She pursued her university lecturer and scared him into going abroad. She also chased her university senior, who was too frightened to like women once she was done, so my grandfather enlisted him in the army.

She took off her military uniform and began running around the world after sulking for many years. My family's darling is so endearing, calm, handsome, a wonderful person, and upright. Her tastes are similar to mine, and she will undoubtedly steal you from me. Baby, don't pay attention to her and don't cook for her. Just  drive her away! I spoke with my commanding officer, but he refused to give me permission to travel abroad again and ordered me to wait a month. But I'm worried! What shall I do if that woman gobbles up you? You know, that's the Old Black Mountain Demon. But she desires Ning Caichen rather than Nie Xiaoqian^[1]."

Tian Yuan burst out laughing as he spoke. Yeah, I see you both have similar preferences. You're both bandits.

"How I wish I had come to see you a few days later. I’d be able to protect you from that pervert’s bullying. How about you go stay with He Lian and give that witch our house? I'm really afraid that you’ll be taken advantage of."

"Enough already. She’ll just be here for a few days. What are you getting riled up about? She's just kidding."

It was unnecessary for an adult to take a fight between two children seriously.

"Just kidding? She vowed to take you to bed tonight and to sleep with you every night."

"Unlikely. You’re being oversensitive."

"Baby, she’ll conduct counter-surveillance, so keep the windows and doors shut tight. You must be careful! Make sure you put the high-voltage stun baton under your pillow. The switch is on the stun baton’s left side. Simply flip the switch to discharge the current. You can stun her with a single click."

Tian Yuan felt helpless. That’s your own sister, you know. Your prank might kill her, okay?

"How long should the dumplings be cooked?"

"When the water begins to boil, add a little cold water, let it boil again, add cold water, let it boil again, and it's done. Could you please concentrate? I'm telling you something serious."

"I'll be really busy these days. The professor wishes to take us to prominent hospitals to observe surgeries. Do you think I'll be able to entertain her? When she gets bored, she'll leave. Please don't let your imagination run wild."

What a petty guy! Whenever he saw a man or a woman around Tian Yuan, he became anxious. He could beat him up if it was a guy, but if it was a girl, he could only warn her and worry himself to death. Wasn't it like 101 Dalmatians to send his family's adorable kitten to a witch?

That witch will devour my family's baby and leave nothing but his bones behind.

So scary, so worrying.

During dinner, He Lian buried his head in his bowl and shoveled the food. Pan Lei's cooking was excellent, and the dumplings were delicious. Tian Yuan was also eating, but Pan Yue ate a dumpling, drank a sip of wine, chewed a garlic clove, glanced at Tian Yuan, and grinned. She played a bit of the footsie game, which bewildered and panicked Tian Yuan.

In truth, Pan Yue was rather pretty. It was only that she was a little too tanned, exuded too much banditry, and was a touch too casual.

Tian Yuan had shut the door to his room and was going over the documents. Pan Yue was staying in the guest room, and he was in the master bedroom, which had nothing to do with each other.

Who would have imagined Pan Yue would take off her bra and panties, wrap a towel around her body, push open his bedroom door, and saunter in.

Tian Yuan hurriedly grabbed the jacket on the side and slipped it on. He'd unbuttoned a few buttons on his shirt after entering the bedroom. He had no idea this lady would barge in like this!

He was on the verge of grabbing the quilt and wrapping himself in it. He had a strong probability of becoming the one being molested.

"I’m borrowing your bathroom for a shower. You continue."

Keep going, my foot! A woman entered his bedroom and bathroom, taking off her clothes as she walked. She was about to remove the last piece of clothing when she arrived at the door. Tian Yuan felt compelled to flee.

He sneakily took the phone and dialed Pan Lei, asking what he should do. Nobody could live with such a woman!

"Damn! Her uncle! She came right in huh. I’m telling Grandma that my older sister is plotting to snatch my lover. Oh Tian'er, my baby, hurry up and pack your things! Stay at He Lian's house. Don’t come back until she’s gone! Let her play crazy by herself at home. If she makes a mess of the house, I’ll clean it up when I come. Hurry up and leave! It’ll be too late otherwise!"

Pan Lei began to hop around. Tian Yuan acted quickly. He grabbed the computer bag, a few clothes, and his coat and prepared to flee. This woman was far too great. He simply couldn't handle it. No wonder some men are so afraid of women that they fail to like them! He guessed that after being traumatized by someone like this, even a manly man would be afraid to accept women.

This pal leaned against the bathroom door, her hair loose and her body covered in a bath towel, before he could leave.

"Hey handsome, why are you leaving?"

Tian Yuan shuddered. He was terrified of living with this woman. Dr. Li, the intern, Mama Dang Hong, and now this Pan Yue... These four women were simply representatives of different types of women, but each of their dispositions were such that he couldn't take it.

"I… I'm heading to school! I need to double-check certain data."

He fastened the last button of his jacket as if his life depended on it. Even at the beginning of their acquaintance, Pan Lei had never made him feel this nervous. He was a bandit at the time as well, but he was certainly different from this type of bandit.

"It's too late to go anywhere. Please let’s go to bed, okay."

Pan Yue took Tian Yuan's arm and slowly dragged him back. Tian Yuan tried everything he could to break away. He now realized how awful it was for Nie Xiaoqian to be caught and hauled away by the Old Black Mountain Demon.

"Eldest Sister, men and women should not touch hands when they give or receive things^[2]. You, you better stop teasing me."

Pan Yue stroked Tian Yuan's face a few times before softly blowing air on him. Tian Yuan was terrified and desperately wanted to wrap his entire head in his jacket. He trembled uncontrollably. He'd never been harassed by a beautiful vixen before. Pan Lei, the ultra-large pervert wolf, had always attacked him.

"Oh handsome, you don't know how much I've admired men like you since I was a child. Mild mannered, modest, and overall possessing a clean temperament like Xu Zhimo - a stunning scholar and noble. Pan Lei, that bandit, is not for you. Follow this older sister, okay? This older sister will make certain that you live like a prince, eating and drinking well and dressed in silk."

Tian Yuan gave a stiff smile. The Pan family was rife with bandits. From old to young, they were all bandits. Even the women were bandits!

Pan Lei was at least a little more subtle when he was pursuing him. "Be with me," he'd said. "I'll spoil you, cherish you, and treat you as if you were an ancestor. I'll pamper you and love you for the rest of my life."

Tian Yuan vigorously drew his hand back, but this woman was a superwoman after all. Pulling his hand was equivalent to trying to release it from a tightly locked clamp.

"Eldest Sister, Pan Lei and I have a wonderful life. We also eat good food, drink well, and wear well-known labels. We don’t lack anything. You, you should let go. I'm leaving."

Women are tigers, and he had just met a dinosaur.

Pan Yue began untying his clothing, her perfume reminiscent of orchids. Tian Yuan desperately averted his head away from her.

Pan Lei, you a$$hole, why didn't you tell me clearly that your family’s female bandits are even tougher than you!?

"Older Sister will take good care of you."

Tian Yuan couldn't take it anymore. He would not return to this house as long as Pan Yue was still here, even if he was battered to death. I'm done with you! Tian Yuan shoved Pan Yue aside, hugged his computer bag, and escaped. He dashed down the stairs and sprinted all the way to He Lian's house. This woman was too wicked, too scary. Who was the most ferocious Pan? It was neither Grandpa Pan nor Grandma Pan, nor was it Pan Lei. It was this Lady Devil.

Pan Yue scoffed and took off her bath towel. A pair of tight-fitting sports undergarments was inside. She took out her phone and dialed Pan Lei's number.

"You should take care of your family's hubby. His physique is abysmal, and he is impotent towards women. I knew it would be impossible for such a good man to be with you. Because of his health issues, he had no choice but to give in to you."

"F*ck you! He's perfectly fine, thank you. You frightened him so much. Just you wait."

"Hey! I'm your only sister, you little ba$tard. I just want to put his devotion to you to the test. You are, after all, in China. You know crap even if you come once a month. Even if he's with a hundred women behind your back, you won't know. I was virtually naked and he still ignored me and bolted. This can indicate one of two things. First, he remains faithful to you and will not mess around behind your back. Second, are you sure he is not impotent or suffering from a male condition such as premature ejaculation? A naked, lovely woman is in his arms, and he isn't even tempted? He clearly has some health issues."

Pan Lei was triumphant. Pan Yue and Pan Lei had made a wager. Pan Yue stated that she did not believe Tian Yuan could resist the allure of a woman because his first experience with love was being kidnapped by Pan Lei. He used to like women before encountering this bandit. Pan Lei, on the other hand, believed it was impossible. As a result, they made a bet. Pan Yue was in charge of seducing Tian Yuan to observe how he reacted. Pan Lei easily won.

"My baby loves me and only me. You are a b!tch, so of course he won’t even look at you."

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[1] These three people are from the A Chinese Ghost Story franchise. I don't know enough about the story to elaborate.

[2] As per Mencius’s writings. He was a Confucian scholar.

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Translator:

I like Pan Yue! What an analysis😂

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IDYTRAA - Chapter 178

Chapter 178 Pan Lei departs; Pan Yue arrives

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Parting is always difficult. Sometimes an airport really isn't the best place to be.

Pan Lei had become the neighborhood auntie, constantly nagging in the belief that he had neglected to instruct about something.

"Tell yourself that you need to eat right. If the meal at the restaurants isn't to your liking, make some dumplings when you get home. I've labeled each filling so you can try them all or mix & match. I'll cook them again for you the next time I visit. Don't forget to collect the laundry, and all of the bills are on the table. I've already paid the utility bills. If the Frenchman continues to bother you, tell him I'll bash him up the next time I visit. It's too cold to kick away the quilt at night. I bought you some new clothes so you could change and wear them. I calculated it; you have enough clothing to last a month. When I return, I'll wash all of the dirty clothes together. I've upgraded the computer system for you; writing your thesis will be much easier now. Our photos are stored on the E drive. I found you a new Chinese restaurant. I tried it, and it's okay. It was opened by a person from Sichuan, so ask them to use fewer hot peppers. Your stomach is not good, so don't eat too much spicy food. Avoid catching a cold and don't ignore signs of illness. Remember to call or text me."

Tian Yuan kept nodding, puzzled as to how their parting had turned into The 18th Farewell^[1].

He Lian stood there for half an hour, bored. He drove the two of them to the airport, but the young couple was head over heels in love, and whispered sweet nothings. No one paid any mind to him. He stood looking around, forced to become an invisible man.

"Call me if you can't sleep. Don't keep smoking by yourself. Don't think I'm oblivious to the fact that you've turned into a serious chain smoker these days. Take care of your health. Don't all doctors prioritize their own health? Think about me  and don't smoke all the time. Listen to MP3 when you can't sleep. I've recorded a lot of songs, and I've sung them all. You will be able to sleep if you listen to them. If you truly cannot get out of bed in the morning, call the professor and request leave; do not force yourself. You're already skinny, so don't harm yourself by missing meals. I'll surely see you in the last week of next month, baby. Don't worry me, you know? Please be obedient. Be good, okay?"

Tian Yuan kept nodding, nodding in agreement with everything Pan Lei said.

"Just go, Pan Lei. I'm here to look after him. How can he waste away when I'm watching him?"

He Lian couldn't help but interject. Tian Yuan was nearly thirty, therefore he didn't need such repetitive advice. He wouldn't be spending a month without food, no matter what.

He received no attention from either of them. He Lian slapped himself in his heart: who asked you to butt in? See? Nobody is concerned about you! The young couple in love was having difficulty letting go of each other. Why the hell was he joining in on the fun?

I have to ignore these two guys who are clinging to each other like sticky candy. They are lovers who are bound together by 502^[2]. Irrelevant people like me should stay out of the way.

He Lian fled fifty meters away to observe the crowd. He didn't have to be the idiot who saw a loving couple and stimulated himself as a bachelor this way.

Sigh. But having a lover is wonderful. Even a simple airport farewell is so touching, isn’t that so? It was so moving that it caused He Lian to break out in goosebumps!

Zhu Yingtai's 18th farewell to Liang Shanbo was probably not as moving as this couple's. All playwrights are invited to come quickly and create a touching musical for them! Oh, so touching, even more so than Korean dramas. If little girls saw them on screen, they would undoubtedly be moved to tears.

What is love? This is love. What is being inseparable? This is what being inseparable means.

My, my, visible love is quite touching!

"Don't stand too high on stools. I've fixed all of the wiring in the house. You contact a handyman even if it's just the fuse blowing. Don't try to fix it yourself, understand? I posted the handyman's phone number on the wall. If it's too late at night, avoid taking public transportation. Return home by taxi. Remember to dress warmly when you go out. When you boil the water, be careful not to burn yourself by adding the dumplings too quickly. Knives are not to be used. Never, ever, use a knife. I also cooked some meat buns. You can warm them up and eat right away."

Pan Lei pinched his cheek.

"Baby, give ge a smile."

Tian Yuan tried pulling the corners of his mouth. Who could possibly smile at this time, ah? He wasn’t a heartless fool.

Pan Lei wrapped his arms around him and rocked from side to side.

"Okay, okay, don’t be like this. I'll be here next month. How do you expect me to board the plane in peace?"

Tian Yuan gripped his shirt tightly, reluctant to let go.

"Ge, you have to come next month."

"Of course! Don't worry, I’ll definitely come to see you. Be obedient."

Pan Lei kept caressing his face, and Tian Yuan finally cracked a small smile.

Pan Lei searched the area for He Lian. What happened to this guy?

"He Lian."

He Lian was busy admiring the ladies. He dashed over when he heard Pan Lei's voice.

Finally, the pair had finished talking and remembered him.

"I'm entrusting Tian Yuan to you, He Lian. You help me in taking care of him when I am unable to be with him. Take him out to eat, and if he has any problems, assist him in resolving them. My Tian'er is thin-skinned and may be embarrassed to open his mouth at times, so keep your eyes open and help him without waiting for him to say anything if you spot something. He is my life, more important than my own life. Give me a hand, buddy. This brother will ask you to dinner when you visit China."

He Lian's head was riddled with black lines. Do you expect people to treat the man you consider your life the same way you treat him? Pan Lei's heart had been occupied by his love for his husband.

He Lian patted his chest and promised.

"Don't worry, I'll take excellent care of him."

A voice urged boarding, otherwise Pan Lei wouldn't have moved.

"Don't be sad, baby. This goodbye is for the sake of the next time we meet. A month will shortly pass, and I will undoubtedly come in the last week of next month. Time will fly by if you keep track of it. Wait for me, baby."

Tian Yuan sniffled and firmly nodded.

"If you don't come, I'll tell Mom you have a mistress and Grandpa will punish you according to military law."

"Come here and kiss me."

He Lian shifted his gaze to the side. He should avoid glancing at the young lovers kissing and hugging.

In their desperation, the couple left tiny wounds on each other's lips, but no matter how reluctant Pan Lei was, he could only turn around.

Tian Yuan trailed behind him.

"You promised me that we would be together forever. You need to protect yourself carefully so that you don't get hurt, you hear?"

This scenario appeared to be rather familiar. Pan Lei did the same thing when they separated for the first time in China.

However, getting past the security check and across the barrier was not easy.

Pan Lei blew him a kiss with the hand holding his boarding pass while waving his other hand wildly.

As the plane took off, Tian Yuan raised his neck and sighed, looking up at the sky. This month he will be alone once more. However, it was excellent, given that it was not a year. At the very least, Pan Lei could come and stay with him for a week every time, which was truly fantastic. He was entirely satisfied.

He Lian scratched and yanked his hair. He wasn't very skilled at coaxing others. What to do if Tian Yuan started crying? He could see that Tian Yuan was quite self-sufficient when Pan Lei was not present and could handle things on his own. He was a good man, a regular guy. However, after Pan Lei arrived, he degraded into a needy three or four-year-old who needed to be fed at meals. He could act coquettish with vigor. He was a gentleman, but under Pan Lei's care, the kindness on his body morphed into softness.

Pan Lei enjoyed taking care of him, and he accepted it as sweetly as candy.

He didn't have Pan Lei's ability to coax him if he wept.

Love, oh love, it really changes people's temper.

Tian Yuan didn't cry. When Pan Lei wasn't present, what was the point of crying or making trouble? There was no one to coax him if he felt sad or despondent, right? He took a deep breath and swallowed all of his reluctance. He will wait for Pan Lei to arrive before complaining to him and asking him to cherish himself more.

"I’m fine."

Tian Yuan gave He Lian a sincere smile.

"It's alright. He’ll come back, won’t he? We’ll have to say goodbye twelve times this year. If I’m reluctant and weep every time, it's a bit ridiculous."

This emotional problem was primarily between two lovers. He Lian may believe they were in love and unwilling to part, but Tian Yuan could be strong in front of others.

Because he believed Pan Lei was also waiting for him, and he was missing and thinking about him as well.

The rest could be tolerated as long as Pan Lei was safe. He had already stated that emptiness and loneliness could be endured together as long as he was safe, no matter how difficult it was to separate, no matter how reluctant he was to see him depart. They could be together for the rest of their lives once he earned his military rank and retired. He only wanted Pan Lei to be safe and sound.

So, he smiled at He Lian. He could smile at this moment since he had hope in his heart and the most beautiful future.

Separation was for the sake of the following meeting. He had complete faith in Pan Lei's remarks.

"Just looking at you two makes me want to fall in love."

Tian Yuan burst out laughing. Pan Ge and He Lian were the same age. Speaking of which, they appeared to support late marriage and childbearing. They were nowhere near getting married, except for Pan Zhan, and they didn't even have a girlfriend.

"That's simple. I believe there are a few college girls that like you."

"I still have a thing for Chinese girls. Our country's women are the most charming. Do you think I should go back to China to grow?"

"I believe so."

He Lian rambled on, claiming he couldn't decide whether to return to China because there were advantages and disadvantages to both staying and leaving. They'd walked out of the airport, and He Lian was about to hail a cab when a small whirlwind hit him on the back. He Lian stumbled.

Ow! Who’s that? You hit me so hard!

Her laughter made a string of silver bell-like notes that sounded like a mountain stream.

"It's really you, Older Brother Nerd! What a coincidence! Take me back to your house; I'd like to see how my younger sister-in-law looks. Come on, hurry up."

He Lian’s head was filled with more black lines. He drew the girl who had smacked him and positioned her in front of Tian Yuan.

"This is Pan Yue, Pan Lei's only sister."

Tian Yuan felt a chill in his heart. This older sister was said to be quite bold and fierce. She'd carried guns to aid the Iraqi people in their fight against the American military.

"Older Brother Nerd, who is this handsome guy?"

Hehe, Pan Yue was not soft and gentle like a girl, but was glowing with health and vigor. She had inherited Grandma Pan’s eyes, which were gorgeous. Pan Lei, Pan Ge, Pan Zhan, and Pan Yue had identical eyes.

The glint in her eyes reminded Tian Yuan of a black rose with thorns.

"My name is Tian Yuan, and I’m Pan Lei's lover."

Pan Yue was stunned for a second before jumping up and hugging Tian Yuan with a aroo.

"Hey handsome, you look exactly like my dream lover. Forget Pan Lei and be with me, okay?"

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[1] An aria from the play "The Butterfly Lovers" commemorating Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai's eternal love.

[2] In Chinese, 520 is homophonic to "I love you"!

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Translator:

New family member alert!

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IDYTRAA - Chapter 177

Chapter 177 I just want you

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Tian Yuan had always been well protected by Pan Lei, and he had never been infected by anything messy and dirty like gay bars, same-sex gatherings, raunchy parties, and so on.

Zhang Hui ran a restaurant, but Huang Kai's business was a bit shady. It was a risqué entertainment venue with professional escorts, young lads who accompanied rich women, and male prostitutes chosen by men. Huang Kai, however, did not dare to indulge in these things after being cleaned up by a certain someone.

When the buddies got together, they would drink and hug bar girls when they weren't joined by family members. Pan Lei was sent to the barracks when it was discovered that he liked men, and there was no way for him to explore those filthy places. Huang Kai didn't dare to host people like that again once he'd been fixed. There would be no such folks if they went to Huang Kai's place to karaoke.

Pan Lei couldn't go to that kind of establishment now that he had a family. They were a horde of demons dancing wildly, and there were monsters who preyed on people. His family's husband was so pure and clean that he couldn't possibly go to such dubious places.

Besides, they had very little time, really little. There weren’t many opportunities to stay together, and there wasn’t time to go to a messy place to expand his baby’s horizons.

Pan Lei blocked it diligently. After all, their relationship had always been straightforward: you fell in love with me, you chased me, I fell in love with you as well, and they were together.

Any love rival will be nipped in the bud.

So they went out to a nightclub just once and ended up drafting the house rules when they got home.

He couldn't take Tian Yuan to any place to broaden his horizons unless it was in his own territory. So, when Tian Yuan was tired of walking, they went to a small pub where a group of middle-aged uncles was enjoying afternoon tea. Tian Yuan had milk tea and cake. Pan Lei requested a tumbler of scotch.

It was indeed liquid amber, a British specialty. Tian Yuan was simply going to ask for a sip. There were people on the streets, and he didn't drink much. He had no desire to turn into a kissing fish and perform a kissing act in front of so many people.

Pan Lei took a sip and narrowed his eyes with delight. It's excellent. The flavor is rather nice. Tian Yuan was a little curious. Was it really that good?

"Try it?"

Tian Yuan nodded, and Pan Lei handed Tian Yuan his glass. Tian Yuan took a sip and felt his tongue burn and his heart scald, but the taste was not so spicy hot, and it was certainly not the same as Maotai in China. Tian Yuan thought, not bad, and glug, glug finished the glass in one go.

Pan Lei burst out laughing.

"Isn't it delicious? Let's go get a bottle. Let's buy some more and present it to our fathers if feasible."

"We'll purchase one bottle for each person."

Tian Yuan pulled out a card. Pan Ge gave him such a hefty allowance that he couldn't spend it all, although being wealthy certainly didn't hurt.

Buy! Such a nice product had to be purchased.

With two uncles, grandfather, father and father-in-law, two older brothers, the three of them (PL, TY, and He Lian), and Pan Lei purchasing a second bottle for himself, they asked for eleven bottles to be packed.

Folks thought they were smuggling booze when they sent it via air express.

They didn't waste the bottle they had purchased at the little pub. Pan Lei shut the door, arranged peanuts and popcorn, and poured them each a glass of scotch. This wasn't the best combo, but they were still happy.

Pan Lei also conjured a white rose.

"I stole it today when we passed by the flower shop."

Sigh, why can’t he say something romantic in such a lovely setting?

"Come, let us husbands have a glass of wedding wine^[1]. We won't be able to marry abroad, so we'll skip the ceremony and go directly to the wedding night. This glass will symbolize the fact that we spouses will be tied together forever."

This was also an act. They'd been tied together for a long time, okay? However, Tian Yuan still picked up the glass of scotch, wrapped his arm around Pan Lei’s, and sipped the wedding drink.

Tian Yuan's face was flushed from drinking. Pan Lei had switched off the lights, taken out a few white candles, and lit them to create the proper ambience, which was even more inappropriate^[2]. However, the atmosphere was nice, so Tian Yuan chose to pay attention to it regardless of the color of the candles.

Time had flown on wings since Pan Lei arrived, as if he had merely entered the door last night, but he would leave tomorrow. It was not easy for Pan Lei to come to England. He helped him fix the water pipe, change the light bulb, wash his clothes and cook for him. He was finally at leisure, but Pan Lei was departing, leaving him alone once again.

Tian Yuan hated the thought of parting with him, so on this final night, he allowed Pan Lei to do whatever he wanted. He exchanged "wedding wine," drank scotch and ate peanuts, and lit white candles with him, just looking at him by candlelight.

His eyes revealed his love for Pan Lei as well as his reluctance to let him go.

Pan Lei sat him on his lap, grabbed up a glass of scotch, sipped it alone, dropped his head, and pressed their lips together. The two men shared that drink of booze, their lips and tongues entangled, and it was impossible to tell who drank it. Tian Yuan clutched Pan Lei's neck and became an affectionate couple with him.

Pan Lei sipped his scotch and shared half with Tian Yuan. He kissed him deeply with this motion.

Tian Yuan rested his weight on his shoulders. When Pan Lei bent his head, Tian Yuan kissed him lingeringly while hugging his neck, his face flushed and his body softened.

He became clingier and clingier as the liquor began to take effect.

"We'll get married when you return to China, baby. Mom has always wanted us to adopt a child, but I'm not interested. I already have you, and I don't need a child to disrupt our lives. But I fear you will be lonely. After all, I'm in the army most of the time, and if we have a child, you won't be alone."

Tian Yuan rested his head against his neck.

"All I want is you."

Pan Lei fed him popcorn.

"Yeah, who needs a third person in the middle of a loving pair like us? Eldest Brother desires a second child, which can be adopted in our name. It is akin to having someone look after us in our old age and take care of our burials."

"I only want you."

Tian Yuan hoped that even if he died and closed his eyes forever, Pan Lei would bury him with his own hands. He didn't want anyone else burying him.

He had drank too much and was disoriented, so he was able to express himself more freely. I don't want anyone, just you. I have everything with you as long as you accompany me.

"I don't want you to worry about me. I overheard my father talking, and it appears that my military rank will be elevated once more. I am now a major. I won't have to lead any more troops once I reach the rank of senior colonel, and I'll be able to become the commander-in-chief of the special forces. At that point, as long as I'm in charge of the operation and the commando unit, I won't have to go on a mission. I can come home for the weekend every week, and the two of us can spend time together. You won't have to be concerned about anything. We'll buy 15 pairs of underwear, and you can keep the soiled ones. I'll wash them all together when I get home. I plan to retire after 20 years of service in the army. I believe I'll be a lieutenant general by then. What a lovely thought that our entire family will be a family of generals who have faithfully served the country. My baby will be the dean when the time comes. I will be my baby's driver, servant, do laundry and cooking for my baby, and look after his health so that he is a handsome old man who looks like he is in his thirties. We shall genuinely be together forever at that time."

Tian Yuan wrapped his arms around him fiercely. He enjoyed hearing Pan Lei talk about their future. Waiting was not dreadful, loneliness was not terrible, and emptiness was not frightening. The worst part was that he was in danger whenever he went on a mission. But as Pan Lei rose through the ranks and became a high-ranking official, he wouldn't have to go on missions anymore, giving him true peace of mind.

"We shall always be together in the future. I don't want anyone, just you. You must come home with your entire body intact while you wait for your promotions. I'll be waiting for you at home. I will wait for you forever as long as you return."

Because Tian Yuan drank too much, he opened up and asked for this guarantee, acting like a spoiled child. He could deal with anything, bear any kind of adversity, but Pan Lei had to return home.

Pan Lei kissed him, kissed his forehead, kissed his lips, kissed his cheeks, kissed his collarbone, kissed him again. Tian Yuan held his head. They’d both had too much to drink and could indulge freely.

Or it may be stated that liquor gave shy people courage and served as a go-between for sex.

Tian Yuan was shy and thin-skinned, yet he hoped for the wedding night while he drank.

They had the most wonderful desire, the most beautiful future, and now was the time when their feelings were at their strongest. Ahem! Actually, their feelings had always been intense.

Tian Yuan sat astride Pan Lei’s waist, kissed him madly, and began stripping him bare. Pan Lei was panting fiercely by the time he pulled down the zipper and attempted to take down his underwear. He ripped Tian Yuan's shirt off, kissing his chest. He untied Tian Yuan's pants, pulled them down, and tossed them away while kissing. Tian Yuan wore his shirt in the crook of his arms. He straightened his waist involuntarily and kissed him even more passionately.

He reached around and found the lubricant in the gap of the sofa, which had been tossed away the day before while they were fooling around on the sofa.

Tian Yuan took it, squeezed out a generous amount, rubbed it all over Pan Lei's big d!ck, then lifted his waist and slowly took it into his body.

This was the first time Tian Yuan had shown such boldness. From the time they established their relationship, to their separation, to their reunion, he had never taken the initiative.

It happened naturally after drinking, after drinking too much, when his emotions were overwhelming.

As he bore down, he bit his lip and moaned. Pan Lei caressed up and down his waistline, massaged his back, and kissed his chest.

"Oh baby, you feel so good. My darling! You drive me crazy, baby. Ge loves you so much, sweetheart!"

He encouraged Tian Yuan by touching him, kissing him, assisting him in relaxing, and allowing him to sit slowly.

Tian Yuan's waist softened when he took Pan Lei to the deepest point, and he spread out over Pan Lei. His ability to do so much was already his limit.

Pan Lei gripped his waist, stroked his legs, indiscriminately kissed his face, and said a torrent of corny words, calling Tian Yuan baby, my little fruit candy, my sweetheart, and so on, all the while stimulating and driving in his body.

Tian Yuan gripped the back of the sofa with both hands, his fingernails turning white. He would leave bite marks on Pan Lei's body when the stimulation became too severe. Pan Lei's onslaught became a little hotter after each of his bites.

Until he shook his head, tears flowed uncontrollably, and he leaned pitifully on his shoulder, begging for mercy, "Ge, I can't take it anymore."

Pan Lei plunged deeply, eliciting a cry from him, and the two of them erupted together.

Tian Yuan was inebriated from the booze, and the activity was so exciting that he could only bite Pan Lei on the shoulder. While he was still calming down, Pan Lei kissed him and whispered, "you are awesome baby," but Tian Yuan was already asleep.

It was the final night, the last night to hug. Pan Lei was flying the following day.

Even though he was sleeping, tears streamed from the corners of his eyes.

Pan Lei coaxed him by kissing him and whispering incessantly in his ear, "Baby, ge loves you."

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[1] jiāo bēi jiǔ: formal exchange of cups of wine between bride and groom as traditional wedding ceremony.

[2] Everything in a Chinese wedding is red, from the couple's attire to the candles and decor. In Chinese culture, "white" is a color of mourning and is hence improper for a "wedding."

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Translator:

The author did not write clearly about Huang Kai at the beginning of the chapter. I have a suspicion it was Pan Ge who "tidied" him/his business up. What’d ya think?

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