6.23 - Lord Junlin's daily action plan

Chapter 132: Lord Junlin's daily action plan (extra 4: cookie)

Junlin was a Martial Artist who approached everything in life with meticulous planning. Here was his daily schedule:

[7:00 AM. Make breakfast for Ah Heng.]

Lu Heng was sprawled comfortably on the soft bed, utterly unwilling to budge. While it was a well-known fact that Martial Artists didn't require much sleep—one or two hours a night would suffice—Lu Heng still spent several hours a day in bed.

He could feel the person beside him already up, just as reliably as every other morning. To say it was a routine as unshakable as a mountain wouldn't be entirely accurate; after all, sometimes when the two were in too good a mood, their entanglements on the bed would often stretch until noon.

Yes, Lu Heng had already moved into Gu Lingjun's home. That had been quite some time ago, and the circumstances of that event went something like this:

Location: Gu Lingjun's home.

Time: Following one of their routine dinner dates.

Gu Lingjun slid a kraft paper envelope across the table.

"What's this?" Lu Heng asked.

Gu Lingjun remained silent, simply gesturing for him to open it.

Inside, Lu Heng discovered a property deed. The address listed confirmed it was for the very apartment they were currently sitting in. What surprised him even more was the "Property Owners" section. Two names were inscribed there: Gu Lingjun and Zhou Yiheng.

"In the finals, I made a bet with Cui Zhihang and won this apartment," Gu Lingjun explained after noticing Lu Heng's puzzled expression. "You won the match, so half of the apartment is yours."

"And so?"

"According to common sense," Gu Lingjun said with a straight face, "once you own your own place, there's no reason to keep renting elsewhere."

Ah, so this is a roundabout way of asking me to move in with him. Lu Heng smiled and straightforwardly agreed, "Sure."

[8:00 AM. Wake Ah Heng for breakfast. Observe his mood and condition; if he's in a good mood, it's a good chance to ask for some benefits. Note: Don't be obsessed with asking Ah Heng to get up for breakfast at this point. With a martial artist's physique, skipping to lunch is perfectly fine.]

Gu Lingjun pushed open the bedroom door and was greeted by the sight of Lu Heng sprawled out on the bed, hugging a pillow. The blanket was draped loosely over his hips, exposing his fair back and thin waist.

The marks from the previous night had already vanished without a trace—something that Gu Lingjun found particularly frustrating about a Martial Artist's physique, and even more so after Lu Heng had ascended to the Heaven-tier. Before his advancement, the marks he left behind could last at least a day. But now? Within two or three hours, Lu Heng's skin would return to its flawless, smooth state.

Gu Lingjun walked over and sat on the edge of the bed, tentatively placing his hand on the back of Lu Heng's neck and kneading it gently. He carefully observed Lu Heng's exposed profile: relaxed brows, serene expression, and an air of lazy contentment.

Ah Heng's in a good mood, so we can continue. Gu Lingjun reached this conclusion and replaced his fingers with his lips.

Even if the marks wouldn't last long, Gu Lingjun was relentless in his pursuit, peppering Lu Heng's back with colorful hickies. Each one brought him a deep sense of satisfaction, feeding an unspoken possessiveness buried deep in his heart. In this moment, he felt a profound, grounding reassurance that this man in front of him was firmly in the palm of his hand.

As for breakfast today? Probably a lost cause.

[2:00 PM. Browse the forum and delete posts. Down with evil cult CPs.]

That's right! OhMyMy Livestream platform was now under Gu Lingjun's ownership. While he delegated operational responsibilities to a professional team, he retained a super-admin account with the highest permissions.

Gu Lingjun did not use this account very often—except when stumbling across overly dramatic, angst-ridden fanfics pairing SovereignGu with EternalMoon. Whenever he encountered such nonsense, he wielded his admin powers to delete the posts, citing "spreading falsehoods" as the reason.

Recently, however, he had been logging into his admin account more frequently, cleaning up the aftermath of a small controversy caused by Gu Thirteen.

Gu Thirteen, now an Earth-tier Martial Artist, had stirred up a bit of a mess during a recent livestream. It had been his birthday, and fans had been flooding the chat with messages urging him to make a birthday wish.

Gu Thirteen, ever the type to act before thinking, clasped his hands together and earnestly declared, "I wish to see Idol livestream again, the goddess of my dreams."

Idol's channel had long since been abandoned, ever since Lu Heng began streaming on the Exorcist Martial Artists livestream platform. However, for a person with EternalMoon's topic-worthiness, even if he no longer used the Idol ID or appeared on the OhMyMy platform, his old channel was still accessible.

Gu Thirteen's birthday wish sparked a minor uproar. Some busybodies went digging through Idol's channel and stumbled upon an intriguing clue in the gift-donation records.

The records showed that the top contributor was an account named SovereignGu. Following closely behind was another ID: Young Master Gu Thirteen. This straightforward and unsubtle username, combined with Gu Thirteen's birthday wish, made the identity of the owner behind this alias as plain as day.

A single stone caused a thousand ripples. The video of Gu Thirteen and EternalMoon's semi-final match from back then resurfaced, and eagle-eyed netizens noticed that the two seemed to have exchanged a few brief words during their post-match handshake.

There are always hidden talents among netizens. Some lip-reading buffs managed to deduce the dialogue from that moment:

"Idol, you're my goddess! Could I have a hug?"

"Sorry."

"Is it because I destroyed your psychic weapon? Do you hate me now? I didn't mean to…"

"No, it's for the sake of your own safety."

The revelations were nothing short of dramatic, with an overwhelming amount of information packed into this short exchange. The netizens distilled it down to two main points:

First: The move that decided EternalMoon's victory was pinning Gu Thirteen to the ground with a chokehold. Almost instantly, Junlin appeared on the scene and separated them. His reaction was blatant jealousy.

Second: When Gu Thirteen asked for a hug, EternalMoon glanced at Junlin before decisively refusing. It was obvious he sensed Junlin's overwhelming jealousy.

So, it turns out that Junlin and EternalMoon had already hooked up for sex, no, were in love with each other. Upon rewatching this video, netizens were astounded to realize that this famous live dog-food-dispensing duo had been shamelessly at it for years.

Of course, everyone knew that Junlin and EternalMoon shared a deep, devoted love. Gu Thirteen's mentality was purely that of a fanboy. However, there's always a niche group of fans with peculiar tastes who create their own corners of the internet to indulge in their moe.

The Moon-Three Ship fandom, thought long dead, suddenly roared back to life.

This is why, recently, the mysterious admin with the highest privileges on OhMyMy livestream platform had been working overtime, aggressively deleting posts.

"Below the neck, deleted."

"Does not conform to core values, deleted."

"Heresy, deleted."

[11:00 PM. If a suitable prey appears, stream with Ah Heng. If not, practice with Ah Heng.]

The Junlin & EternalMoon Livestream was currently broadcasting.

On-screen was a mutated banyan tree, its gnarled, sprawling branches bristling with deadly aerial roots. These once-docile dense tendrils had transformed into lethal weapons at the Hour of the Demons. Immobile but armed to the teeth, the mutated banyan tree was an almost impregnable opponent, equally adept at offense and defense.

After several Earth-tier Martial Artists had failed in their attempts to hunt it, the Ancient Martial Arts Association reached out to EternalMoon. They knew that if EternalMoon joined the hunt, Junlin would surely be by his side. With two Heaven-tier fighters working together, even the most formidable mutated banyan tree would meet its end.

And as expected, the duo's performance didn't disappoint. Junlin and EternalMoon worked with their usual flawless coordination, moving in perfect sync. It didn't take long before the tree was slashed to pieces. The once-dense aerial roots, so deadly at the start, had been severed one by one, leaving only a handful behind. The next step was to go straight for the tree's core.

However, fans began noticing something odd about Junlin's movements. Though his attacks were precise and effective, there was an unusual focus on exposing his left hand to the camera. The intensity of the earlier fight had kept viewers too engrossed to pick up on it.

But now that the battle was winding down and the outcome was clear, the sharp-eyed fans quickly honed in on Junlin's odd behavior.

"What's up with Lord Junlin? Is he showing off his hands?"

"Lord Junlin's hands are so beautiful. I could lick them forever."

"Are you all blind? Look at his ring finger. I'm the first to uncover the truth!"

"A ring! Male God EternalMoon has one too!"

"Cold dog food randomly slapped me in the face."

"Belch! I'm stuffed. Lord Junlin, I beg you to stop feeding us dog food. I'm about to burst!"

"Laughing coldly as I raise my torch. Sob! I can't beat them, so I'll just light a celebratory firework instead."

"On behalf of the Small Animal Protection Society, I condemn you both! Single dogs also have dog rights! Stop this indiscriminate dog abuse!"

...

Well done! Today's Junlin & EternalMoon Livestream was, as always, a lively scene of harmonious love and joy.

[2:00 AM. Take a shower and bond with Ah Heng. Note: Deeply.]

Below the neck, will not be recorded.

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Translator:

Thanks for the dog food, dear author. Burp~ 

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