In Jiu Jue's bamboo house, someone arrived earlier than Su Qiuchi
and was currently drinking and chatting happily with Jiu Jue.
"You, you, you..." Su Qiuchi rushed in like a sudden gust of
wind, pointing at Li Huai with one hand and grabbing the wine jar on the
table with the other. He shook it vigorously, then stomped his foot,
yelling, "You guys actually finished all the wine! In my
absence!!"
His frantic appearance scared away the guiding bamboo leaf dragonfly,
which instantly flew out of the window, narrowly avoiding hitting the
window frame. Li Huai remained calm and held up his cup with ease,
deliberately smiling lightly, "Gentleman Su has never been an
important figure, so it doesn't matter if he's
absent."
Su Qiuchi assumed the pose of wanting to beat him up but was stopped by
a smiling Jiu Jue, "There is nothing else in my humble abode, but
there's as much wine as you want. Gentleman Su can rest
assured."
Upon hearing this, Su Qiuchi's gloomy face immediately brightened,
and he grinned at Jiu Jue, "My good immortal, then quickly bring
out more!"
"In your previous life, you must have been trash who drowned in a
wine barrel," Li Huai wiped his mouth with a refined manner, put
down his wine cup, and remarked, "A boar-like roughneck like you
drinking the wine here is nothing but a waste!"
"You, surnamed Li, don't think you won't get thrashed just
because you look good!" Su Qiuchi, who had never been ridiculed
like this before, rushed up in fury and punched Li Huai in the face.
Unexpectedly, Li Huai was supremely agile, dodging swiftly. At the same
time, his right hand had grabbed Su Qiuchi's right wrist, and yanked
hard. Su Qiuchi really howled like a boar and simply threw himself at Li
Huai. The two rolled and crawled on the ground, exchanging punches and
kicks. Their once fine clothes were now covered in dirt, a really
humiliating sight.
Jiu Jue didn't intervene. Instead, he retreated to one side with a
wine jar in his arms, pointing at the two and jeering, "What a
doomed[1] pair! My hut hasn't been this lively in many
years."
As the fight continued with no one trying to stop them, it became less
amusing. Eventually, both got up from the ground, grumbling and cursing.
Su Qiuchi had a black eye and a shoe print on his handsome face. Holding
his bruised mouth, he roared, "You rogue monkey! Ever heard of not
hitting the face when fighting?! How am I supposed to hang out at the
Pavilion of Myriad Flowers after you've damaged me like
this!"
"You really turned into a wild boar! You actually used your teeth!
Sooner or later, I'll slaughter you and make mincemeat out of
you!" Li Huai, nursing his red nose from Su Qiuchi's blows,
raised his right arm with a clear row of bite marks, cursing
bitterly.
"Hahaha!" Jiu Jue laughed so hard that he fell on the couch,
thoroughly gloating. Only when he noticed the angry glares Su Qiuchi and
Li Huai directed at him after reaching a tacit understanding did he stop
laughing, sit up, and clear his throat, saying, "Well... as the
saying goes, out of blows friendship grows[2]. Another common saying is enemies in this life, husband and wife in
the next life. And, vice versa. So, you two are fated in a
way."
"Husband and wife?!" Su Qiuchi and Li Huai looked at each
other, then vigorously spat at each other at the same time,
"Bah!"
"I'm not a cut sleeve."
"I've no fondness for Long Yang."
Jiu Jue grinned at this spontaneously synchronized pair of enemies,
"Such rapport[3]."
"Hey, I didn't come here today to listen to your depressing
remarks." Su Qiuchi, impatient again, went up and grabbed Jiu Jue,
saying, "Quickly bring out eight or ten jars of good wine!
Otherwise, I'll forget you're an immortal and burn down this
shabby little house of yours, hmph!"
As soon as he finished speaking, an attendant, a young child of around
ten with his hair in a loose topknot, walked into the room carrying a
jug of wine. He wore a clean and neat white cloth robe with black
patterns. He had bright eyes and looked serene, which made him appear
somewhat different from an ordinary child.
Jiu Jue introduced him to the two, "My pageboy, Lan Ting[4]." Lan Ting nodded slightly at them, not speaking. He set down the
wine jug and stood aside.
A rich and refreshing aroma wafted from the jug, enticing anyone who
smelled it. Su Qiuchi, ignoring the injuries on his face, hurriedly went
over to uncover the jug and poured the wine into his mouth. However, not
a single drop came out. Puzzled, he took the jug and shook it
forcefully, hearing the sound of sloshing wine. Closing one eye and
peering inside, he saw the jug was full, but when he tried to pour it
into his mouth again, the jug was evidently empty again. Li Huai
snatched the jug, but like Su Qiuchi, he could see the wine but
couldn't drink it.
"Henceforth, if you want to freely enjoy the good wine at my
place, there are rules." Jiu Jue slyly took the wine jug, "The
previous invitation to drink was a favor as my gratitude for saving me.
Starting from this jug of wine, you can't drink just because you
want to."
"How much silver do you want?" Su Qiuchi responded quickly.
Ever since he tasted Jiu Jue's craftsmanship, other wines no longer
interested him. He was willing to pay any amount for such fine wine. Li
Huai pushed him aside, saying only, "I'll double whatever he
pays!"
"So, you truly stand together against a common enemy." Jiu
Jue pretended to be troubled, spreading his hands dramatically. "My
rule is simple. Each person must compose a poem. If I find it
satisfactory, then from now on, you can drink fine wine as you
wish."
Su Qiuchi and Li Huai exchanged glances and once again spoke in unison,
asking, "How about giving silver?"
"That won't do." Jiu Jue shook his head. "Even if
you two recite just one line each, it will suffice."
The skill Su Qiuchi was worst at in this life was composing poems and
writing antithetical couplets. And judging by Li Huai's anxious and
frustrated expression over there, he probably wasn't any better.
With fine wine as a prize, whatever meager literary talent Su Qiuchi had
churned within his mind for a while, finally spitting out a line —
"Following the fragrance from a thousand miles." Meanwhile, Li
Huai, having pulled out a handful of hair, responded with —
"Smiling at the reflection in the wine."
"Following the fragrance from a thousand miles, smiling at the
reflection in the wine." Jiu Jue was stumped for words for a
moment, then raised an eyebrow and laughed, "No merit, no fault;
just mediocre." Su Qiuchi and Li Huai blushed with shame,
regretting not heeding the teacher's regular advice to learn more
literary skills.
"Lan Ting, you fill in the last two lines." Jiu Jue gestured
to Lan Ting.
Lan Ting approached the table, dipped a brush in ink, and wrote without
hesitation — "Following the fragrance from a thousand miles,
smiling at the reflection in the wine. Golden branch shakes jade leaf,
woman not lesser than man[5]."
Seeing this last line, a hint of panic flashed quickly across Li
Huai's face.
"Haha, this doggerel is barely passable." Jiu Jue laughed,
lifting the piece of paper and patting Lan Ting's head, "Fine,
let's just say they pass the test."
Lan Ting grinned and nodded. Su Qiuchi glanced at the poem written by
Lan Ting. With his considerable knowledge of antique calligraphy and
painting, he felt that even just those twenty characters displayed
remarkable variation. They had the elegance of floating clouds, yet also
the vigor of a soaring dragon. The writing was cursive yet calm. He
would never have believed that a ten-year-old kid had such skill if he
hadn't seen it with his own eyes.
"You... um... you write really well!" Su Qiuchi's
thousand words of praise finally boiled down into this simple phrase.
Lan Ting smiled at him but remained silent.
Although Li Huai was not proficient in calligraphy, he could still
sense the exceptional momentum of the characters. Impressed, he gave Lan
Ting a thumbs up and asked, "Lan Ting, you're such a good
calligrapher. Did your master teach you?"
"How can I teach him?" Jiu Jue hurriedly clarified, "Lan
Ting's talent is innate." That's right, isn't Jiu Jue
an immortal in the heavenly realm; an immortal's pageboy naturally
can't be an ordinary person.
After the commotion, the group sat around the table. Lan Ting served
several exquisite appetizers, and the fragrance of the food mixed with
the aroma of wine filled the air. They sat by the window, enjoying the
setting sun and the singing of returning birds, chatting freely while
eating and toasting. After drinking three jars of wine, Su Qiuchi, who
got his wish, gazed at Jiu Jue with eyes misty from intoxication,
foolishly asking, "Are you really... some wine-making
god?"
"You're such a sissy! He already said he's a god, and you
still ask!" Li Huai, who was a lightweight, staggered as he pushed
Su Quichi. He leaned against him while mumbling inarticulately, and
gradually slipped to the floor while using Su Qiuchi's leg as a
pillow.
"Hey... I think Jiu Jue looks familiar... You also look
familiar... Do you both owe me a lot of money?" Su Qiuchi jabbed Li
Huai's head. "You man... more delicate-looking than a woman...
stronger than me... I feel like we're similar!"
"Bullshit! Who is like you... you're so ugly! Jiu Jue is
prettier..." Li Huai punched him.
Jiu Jue smiled as he watched these two inebriated cats, shook his head,
and one by one helped them to the bed in the inner room, covered them
with blankets, blew out the candles, and closed the door softly.
Footnotes:
[1] 冤孽: enmity/retribution caused by bad karma.
[2] 不打不相識: friends are often
made after a fight.
[3] Cut-sleeve and Long Yang both mean male homosexual. Lord Long
Yang was the homosexual lover of King Anxi of Wei during the Warring
States period. Cut-sleeve comes from Emperor Ai of Han cutting off his
sleeve rather than disturbing his sleeping lover Dong Xian when he had
to get out of bed.
[4] 兰亭: can be interpreted as "Orchid
Pavilion."
[5] 千里循香来,笑对酒中影。金枝摇玉叶,巾帼斗须眉.
Did I mention I suck at poetry? Well, I do. This translation is as
literal as it gets. Anyway, golden branch, jade leaves is blue-blooded
nobility, esp. imperial kinsmen.