Li-ge, the grandiose school tyrant, was reduced to attending an elective course at the affiliated junior high school. This was too shameful and Li Cheng could only hide it. He found an excuse to distract his little brothers, and quietly ran to the affiliated junior high school on Saturday morning.
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Because it was the weekend, he didn't wear his school uniform. He only wore a T-shirt with the words "A father is strong" printed on it, and he put on a pair of ripped jeans from his closet. Looking at himself in the mirror, he felt that he was really at the forefront of fashion. But in the eyes of the affiliated junior high school security guards, he looked like a suspicious gangster.
"What are you doing here?" the security guard asked suspiciously. "A student's parent?"
Li Cheng hmphed: "Do I look like a student's parent?"
"That's true," the security captain winked at the other security guards, who quietly came over. "You really don't look like a good person."
The security guards at other schools were young and strong, but the security guards at the affiliated junior high school were all 50 or 60-year-old uncles, their teeth leaking air when they talked. They were worried that they couldn't restrain Li Cheng, so they decided to tackle him together.
"...????" Li Cheng was anxious. How was he not a good person? He was handsome and tall, with dashing blond hair! He was the man of the moment at his school. Even his drooled on math textbooks were sought after at high prices. He deigned to come to the affiliated junior high school, but he was actually being suspected by these security guards?
He couldn't really fight with these people who were old enough to be his grandfather. He could only reluctantly take out the affiliated junior high school's attendance sheet from his trouser pocket. His name was printed on it in black and white, along with his one-inch photo.
This was one of his few standard ID photos. At that time, he hadn't dyed his hair blonde yet, and his skin wasn't tanned. He looked pure and was smiling, showing eight teeth.
"I'm from the senior high school next door." Li Cheng's expression was bad, and the next half of his sentence was muffled, sounding vague. "I'm here to listen to @#$%."
"What?" The security guard did not hear clearly.
"National $%^& class."
"What?" The security guard seemed hearing impaired.
"National! Health! Education! Class!!!" Li Cheng gave up trying to cover it. "I'm an omega, I just differentiated, and I came to attend the class!!!"
"..." It was quiet all around.
At this moment, a husky voice that was still changing due to puberty, sounded behind Li Cheng.
"Hahaha, that blond guy is so embarrassing, he only differentiated at such an old age!"
Li Cheng: "..." He turned his head and saw some kids wearing the affiliated junior high school uniform. The boy at the front arrogantly raised his chin, revealing his neck, which was not even three centimeters long.
He was a full head shorter than Li Cheng, with a thick waist and short legs. He was like a little corgi walking upright. Li Cheng wondered where his self-confidence to laugh at him came from.
Li Cheng smiled coldly, reached out with one hand and lifted the small gas tank.
The small gas tank was alarmed: !!!
The small gas tank's sidekicks were also alarmed: !!!
"Let go!!" The small gas tank kicked his short legs in the air, "Do you know who my cousin is? I'll get my cousin to beat you up!!"
Li Cheng felt quite strange. Since he had used his fists to beat up the thugs in the area, this was the first time he'd been threatened by someone.
He reached out and patted the small gas tank's chubby face, saying pityingly: "Little fat pig, before your brother arrives, you'll already be in the pot."
"..." The small gas tank was scared. He trembled, kicking and punching even harder, but it was a pity that he couldn't hurt half a hair of Li Cheng's.
Li Cheng cocked an eyebrow: "You said I'm old, so how old were you when you differentiated?"
Even though the small gas tank was hanging in the air, he didn't forget to show off: "Twelve years old! I'm an alpha!"
Oh, so he's an alpha who hasn't been beaten down by society yet.
"Twelve years old, right?" Li Cheng said with a smile, "If you talk shit next time, I promise you'll stop seeing the sun before you turn thirteen."
Small gas tank: "..."
Small gas tank: "Waaaahhhhhhhhh~"
The small gas tank was smoothly scared into crying. Li Cheng mercilessly threw him down on his butt. His little brothers watched from a distance and hesitated for a long time, but not one came over to see how he was.
In the end, everyone looked at each other and suddenly dispersed, like a flock of little sparrows chirping and flying away.
Li Cheng looked at the little alpha who was sitting on the ground crying: "Oho, this 'little boss,' it seems your little brothers aren't very loyal."
The little alpha cried even louder.
In this short while, Li Cheng gave the kid four nicknames: Little Corgi, Small Gas Tank, Little Fat Pig, and Little Boss. They made the boy so angry that he screamed and ran away while howling.
Li Cheng patted the non-existent dust off his hands, feeling that he was really a messenger of justice and gardener(like a teacher) of the people. With just a few minutes of effort, he'd helped a potential straight-A cancer mend his ways. He would never dare to cause trouble again.
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The security guard uncle who witnessed everything pushed up his reading glasses in surprise. The boy sitting on the ground and howling was the most troublesome student in the affiliated junior high school. He used to love pulling little girls' pigtails before differentiating. After differentiating, he began to bully betas and omegas. But the kid's family was very rich. When he enrolled, his parents donated a laboratory building, and the names of the family of three were engraved on the school's alumni wall. No one could do anything about him.
Unexpectedly, Li Cheng could deal with this little ba*tard with no effort.
The security guard uncle took a closer look at Li Cheng's blond hair, then carefully looked at the name on the attendance sheet, and suddenly exclaimed "Ah!"
"You're Li Cheng!" the security guard uncle said in surprise. "Li Cheng, the one who won three swimming championships!"
Li Cheng straightened his chest and asked pretentiously, "You know me?"
"How can I not know you?" Uncle Security Guard beamed. "I watched the competition live! You are an outstanding alumnus of No. 1 High School. I'm sorry, little classmate, I didn't recognize you just now."
Li Cheng scratched his blond head in confusion. He felt that his features were quite distinctive: blond-haired, honey-skinned, and long-legged. How could anyone not recognize him?
The security guard uncle replied straightforwardly: "You weren't wearing clothes on TV. Now that you're wearing clothes, I didn't recognize you."
Li Cheng: "..."
Li Cheng: "......"
Li Cheng: ???
Bah, what do you mean by "weren't wearing clothes on TV"? He went into the water, not into the sea! [Wordplay lost in translation: 下水 means "go into the water" and 下海 means "to enter the sea(to swim etc), but 下海 figuratively means "to take the plunge"(eg. leave a secure job, or enter prostitution). In this context, Li Cheng means to say "I went into the water, not into prostitution."]
...
Li Cheng was seething as he walked through the gates of the affiliated junior high school.
He attended a school designated by the orphanage for three years of junior high school, and was only recruited to Huacheng No. 1 High School after the senior high school entrance exams. Seriously speaking, this was the first time he had set foot on the grounds of the affiliated junior high school.
The affiliated junior high school and the No. 1 High School were built next to each other, but the area of the affiliated junior high school was much smaller. There were only 500 students in each grade. All three grades were crowded in the same teaching building, and there was no dormitory. All students were day students.
Today's "National Health Education Class" was being held in the multimedia classroom of the laboratory building. All students were shuffled and allocated according to the system, with 30 students in each class.
In other words, Li Cheng would be attending class with twenty-nine junior high school babies.
Li Cheng regretted it the moment he stepped into the corridor. Wherever he went, all the little babies stared at him curiously: staring at his blond hair, staring at his "A Father is Strong" T-shirt, staring at his ripped jeans... As if Li Cheng was some Ultraman who had dropped from the sky, wanting to lead the monsters to destroy them.
Li Cheng braced himself on arriving at the door of the multimedia classroom. He glanced casually and to his surprise spotted an acquaintance.
"Yo, little boss!!" Li Cheng relaxed instantly, and with a long arm, he pulled the small gas tank back as he was about to escape. "What a coincidence! We're in the same class?"
Small Gas Tank's tears were ready to burst again: "You, why are you here?"
"You know it," Li Cheng said with a grin. "I'm here for class."
Li Cheng caught the small gas tank and rubbed him. The small gas tank's eyes were swollen from crying after being bullied by him. He felt very wronged.
Still, the small gas tank did not admit defeat, and declared defiantly, "You, don't be rampant. If you have the ability, leave your name!"
Li Cheng raised an eyebrow: "Didn't anyone in your family teach you manners? Before asking someone's name, you must state your own name first."
The small gas tank was breathing heavily, as if he were leak gas.
"My name is Wei Huohuo!! 'Wei' as in 'bao jia wei guo' (guard home, defend the country) and 'huo' as in 'feng feng huo huo'(bustling, energetic)!!"
Li Cheng: "...Surname Wei?"
Li Cheng immediately became vigilant and looked carefully at the small gas tank several times.
Wait a minute... this arrogant temperament, this straight-A cancer tone, this familiar short stature...
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Li Cheng: "Who is Wei Rong to you?"
"Humph, so you've heard of my cousin!" Wei Huohuo put his hands on his hips. "Hey, hurry up and state your name!"
Li Cheng: "My surname is 'Your' and I'm 'Your Dad.'"
Wei Huohuo: "..."
Wei Huohuo ran away crying again.
Li Cheng had a headache. He thought he was just casually attending the course and never imagined that he would be assigned to the same class as Wei Rong's cousin.
He stood at the classroom door, looking at the twenty-nine pairs of curious little eyes inside, and suddenly lost the courage to go in.
But just as he turned to leave, a warm body suddenly bumped into him from behind.
Hot breath sprayed on his ear, and a familiar voice rang in his ear: "Excuse me, make way."
Li Cheng: !!!
Goosebumps instantly crept up his spine, and Li Cheng stood frozen on the spot, not daring to turn around and face him.
He, he, he, he must have heard it wrong—how could Xiao Yiheng be here?
Seeing him motionless, Xiao Yiheng raised his hand and patted his shoulder: "What's wrong? Are you so happy to see me that you can't speak?"
Li Cheng then "thawed" and turned around stiffly, looking at the figure standing behind him.
Like him, Xiao Yiheng was not in his school uniform, but dressed in simple jeans and a white shirt. His hair seemed to be styled with hairspray. It was swept loosely over his forehead, and looked exceptionally stylish.
Obviously the attire was casual, but it had an indescribable charm, which obscured his age and made appear a little mature.
Li Cheng had never seen Xiao Yiheng like this before.
He wondered in a daze why Xiao Yiheng was at the affiliated junior high school and why was he... dressed up specially?
"Why are you here?" Li Cheng asked hoarsely.
"You know it," Xiao Yiheng replied exactly like Li Cheng. "I'm here for class."
...
It wasn't until the class officially started that Li Cheng discovered that his "class" and Xiao Yiheng's "class" were two completely different things!
Li Cheng's "class" involved sitting in the audience and listening to the lecture, while Xiao Yiheng's "class" involved appearing on the stage as a teacher assistant!
"Hello everyone, I am Xiao Yiheng from grade 3-1 of senior high school. I'm an alpha and I'll be your teaching assistant for the next month." Xiao Yiheng rolled up his shirt selves to his elbows, picked up a piece of chalk, and wrote his name on the blackboard.
Just this simple action caused many of the small beans in the class to utter "Oh~~"
The gender-wise distribution in each class was even. Take this class for example. Among the 30 students, A, B, and O each accounted for 10, and the ratio of men to women was relatively balanced. They were all young children who had just differentiated, and were experiencing the impact of "secondary sex" on their bodies for the first time. They were just like a group of little birds who have just learned to fly, both anxious and excited.
And Xiao Yiheng's appearance undoubtedly ignited their whole attention.
The little betas and omegas felt the first stirrings of love for Xiao Yiheng's face; while the little alphas were attracted to Xiao Yiheng's powerful and icy aura, yearning to become like him.
Surrounded by this group of small babies, Li "Old Guy" Cheng sat alone in the back row of the classroom, feeling out of place than ever before.
Too much, it's too fu*king stupid...
A bold beta girl raised her hand and asked, "Xiao...um, should we call you senior brother or teacher?"
Xiao Yiheng placed his hands on the podium (this action also caused another round of inexplicable "Oh~~"): "Call me senior brother after class, and call me teacher during class."
Li Cheng: ...Absolutely not, you pretentious prick.
Another person asked, "Teacher, will you teach all our classes?"
"No, I'm just your TA, responsible for basic general education and after-class Q&A. As for more complex content, the teacher sent by the Ministry of Health will teach you."
Li Cheng: ...So I'll have to see Xiao Yiheng every weekend in the future?
Another even asked, "Teacher, could you share your phone number? If I have any questions, can I call you?"
Li Cheng immediately turned his head and glared at him. Oho, omegas these days are so bold? You dare to ask for your alpha senior brother's contact information on your first meeting?!
On the podium, Xiao Yiheng shook his head and rejected the omega boy's request: "This course is the most basic of the basics. It's very simple. As long as you listen carefully in class, you won't have any questions. As for the phone number... sorry, I'm a senior in high school now, I don't use my phone."
Li Cheng: ?
Don't use your phone?
Li Cheng secretly took out his phone from under his desk, clicked on Xiao Yiheng's profile picture, and sent him ten pings in a row.
As a result, in front of the whole class, ten "dings" were heard coming from Xiao Yiheng's trouser pocket.
The whole class: "..."
Xiao Yiheng wasn't flustered at all of his lie being exposed. He calmly reached into his trouser pocket and pressed the mute button on his phone.
Li Cheng immediately raised his hand.
He was already older than his classmates and a 'not to be trifled with' aura. Especially after everyone witnessed him rubbing Wei Huohuo into a pancake with their own eyes, no one in the class dared to talk to him anymore. Now, he suddenly raised his hand to ask questions, which naturally attracted the attention of the whole class.
Work stolen from https://chipoholictranslations.blogspot.com
Twenty-nine little heads turned around at once, looking at Li Cheng.
Standing behind the podium, Xiao Yiheng asked calmly: "This classmate, what can I do for you?"
Li Cheng thought: Wanna pretend? Let's see how long you pretend.
Li Cheng sat relaxed in the chair, even tilting the front two legs up: "Teacher~ Xiao~" he stretched the syllables, "You just said you don't use your phone, but what's ringing in your pocket?"
Twenty-nine little heads turned back in a flash, looking at Xiao Yiheng.
There were no waves in Xiao Yiheng's tone, and he calmly replied: "You've misunderstood. That's my air conditioner remote control."
Li Cheng: "..."
When it came to the ability to lie without batting an eye, it was Li Cheng who lost.
Li Cheng puffed out his cheeks, about to continue being a troublemaker, when Xiao Yiheng spoke up again.
"This classmate, when I allowed you to ask a question, you didn't stand up, but sat slouching in your chair. This violates classroom discipline and sets a bad example for the other students." Xiao Yiheng pointed to a small open space next to the podium. "As punishment, please move your desk and chair here. You will have to listen to the course classes here."
Li Cheng: "..."
Li Cheng suspected that Xiao Yiheng was targeting him and had now grasped preliminary evidence!
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