Extra 19 When Tian Yuan drank too much
Pan Lei became a kissing fish when he drank too much.
What if Tian Yuan drank too much?
He was a pesky devil.
Tian Yuan is believed to have gotten magnificently drunk once during a gathering with their brothers, thanks to the group of cunning ba$tards.
Pan Lei was not intoxicated, but he did become a full-time nanny.
Tian Yuan was giggling after consuming too much alcohol. He grabbed Pan Lei and shook him hard. Pan Lei's arms had been lingering beside his body the entire time, fearful that he might accidentally fall.
"Sing a song, Pan Lei!"
Tian Yuan demanded loudly and smilingly.
"I'll sing for you when we get home. Be good, baby, don't bump your head. Let's head home."
Tian Yuan refused to cooperate as Pan Lei carefully bundled him into the car. He squirmed around, with Pan Lei's hand on top of his head to keep him from hitting his head.
"I'm not going home if you don't sing!"
"Alright, ancestor, I'll sing for you. Will 'green flowers in the army' do? Now can you please get in the car?"
Tian Yuan finally obeyed and got into the car. Pan Lei instantly used the seat belt to keep him steady. He didn't want to waste any more time saying farewell to the party, so he jumped in his car and drove away.
He hummed 'green flowers in the army,' but Tian Yuan told him that wasn't enough and that he needed to sing loudly and clearly. Pan Lei was forced to sing loudly.
Tian Yuan was very well-behaved when he sang and listened to him sing by turning on his side. But, their car windows were open, and when they waited at intersections for red lights, the folks in the cars next to them gazed at Pan Lei strangely. You can sing if you want, but why the hell are you yelling? A drunkard belting out songs while driving!
"Song’s over."
"Sing 'Little Poplar.'"
Tian Yuan demanded more songs.
Pan Lei had no choice but to continue singing at the top of his voice.
He sang the entire way home.
"'Return from shooting'."
Tian Yuan continued to pick songs while climbing the stairs.
Well, who made him the little ancestor? Sing!
Tian Yuan was walking very slowly, so Pan Lei simply piggy-backed him. He sang loudly while climbing the stairs, prompting residents on every floor to open their doors and stare at him furiously. What was this ruckus in the middle of the night?
Pan Lei wrestled Tian Yuan's clothes off and stuffed him into pajamas before dumping him on the bed. Alright! This little ancestor will sleep now. But who would have guessed Tian Yuan would be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, smiling at him.
Seeing him smiling and in an unusually good mood, Pan Lei stroked the corner of his mouth and kissed him.
"Sing the national anthem, sing 'moon on the 15th', sing '1234', sing 'learn from Lei Feng's good example'. Sing, sing!"
"Are you going to sleep after I sing?"
"I want to hear, I want to hear!"
Tian Yuan began to act shamelessly, and Pan Lei was forced to sit by the bedside and sing to him one by one.
He became more bitter as he sang more. He'd been singing for nearly two hours and still needed to shout. It was too much for his voice. Yet his family's little ancestor just wouldn't sleep. His eyes were perfectly round, like glass balls, and he refused to close them and go to sleep. He would cause trouble the moment he stopped singing.
What could Pan Lei do? Sing.
Almost all of the military songs were sung once. Pan Lei reckoned that he had been singing for four hours before the little ancestor gradually closed his eyes.
Tian Yuan awoke the next day.
"Pan Lei!"
Pan Lei dashed in, gesticulating instead of speaking.
Tian Yuan had a peculiar expression on his face as he gazed at him.
"What’s the matter with you?"
Pan Lei spoke in a croaky, nearly inaudible voice.
"My throat is hoarse."
"How did it happen? Excessive internal heat? Do you want me to examine you?"
Tian Yuan had forgotten how much he had tormented Pan Lei after a night of excessive drinking.
"I'm hoarse from singing you songs for four hours."
Tian Yuan looked apologetic.
"Hey, it's nothing. I'll sing for you if you want to listen. I'll sing for you for the rest of my life. I'll be OK after resting for a few days. Don't be like that, baby, give me a smile."
Tian Yuan hugged him and stroked his neck tenderly.
"Ge, I love you."
Translator:
All of the songs requested by TY are genuine military tunes.
That’s true love right there ~
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