Another distinctive sound of gurgling water and a strange lingering
fragrance pulled me out of a dreamless sleep. When I opened my eyes, my
boat was on a wide river and going against the current. Countless
crimson flowers bloomed along the riverbank, extending in a gentle curve
under the night sky, unseen in its entirety, resembling a plain of blood
yet also fire.
This is it, the Underworld.
The river named River of Forgetfulness, the flowers known as Bian[1], and the scent that pervades all around which is contrary to the human
world — all made me sure that this was the place we needed to come
to, just a step away from the world we wished to return to.
The kids gradually woke up as well. Looking at the surroundings and the
expanse above that seemed like the sky but wasn't quite, they asked
me in some panic where we were.
I didn't tell them it was the land of the dead. I just informed
them that it was the only way home.
They finally had pleasantly surprised expressions.
The boat cut through the river, and those swaying red spider lilies
seemed like friendly hosts, watching our party of uninvited
guests.
We didn't encounter any abnormalities along the way. In reality,
the Underworld is not the terrifying place solely associated with death
in legends. It's merely a space that accommodates a different way of
existence, nothing more. The universe is like that, with everything
having two sides, black and white, yin and yang, life and death. This is
the genuine balance. At least, the Underworld is still a normal space,
much more straightforward than the previous world filled with fires and
the Bull-head Devil.
I began contemplating whether I should seriously deal with Mu upon
returning. That woman is really a scourge.
The sound of water grew weaker, and I observed the river flowing slower
and the water level decreasing. Where the river completely disappeared,
there was a dry expanse of gravel. Each pebble was as smooth as a
mirror, and in the midst of their iridescent colors, there was a
rectangular, door-like black object wrapped up in white light moving
around its edges. Upon closer inspection, that black square was a thing
formed by continuously flipping black eddies. From time to time, some
strange and magnificent light would penetrate through the gaps between
those eddies.
It was... the light of the human world.
"All right, we're almost home," I announced to the gang
of little rascals with a smile.
They seemed somewhat incredulous, dumbfoundedly asking, "Really?
You're not lying?"
"You'll know once we're out," I winked at them.
Taking a deep breath, I patted my real body and said smilingly,
"Thank you for your hard work this time. I'll make sure to
water you with more spirit dew later. Next year, you'll surely grow
even more lush." Finishing my words, I held out my hand to Little
Fatso. "Give me your hand, and the rest of you hold hands in a
chain. Don't let go!"
The black swirled as the boat's bow slowly entered the
"door." Little Fatso couldn't even bring himself to open
his eyes, clutching my hand with sweaty palms. The girls were in a
similar state, holding onto each other's hands tightly, eyes shut in
fear.
My body was the first to pass through those eddies — refreshingly
cool, with no discomfort whatsoever. A second later, everything
brightened before me, and my body was enveloped in a long-lost warmth.
Sunlight, real sunlight belonging to the human world, spilled down from
the clear and crisp autumn sky. Distant mountain ranges and highways at
the foot of the mountains, along with vehicles speeding past often, were
all really in front of me.
Quack, quack, quack!
Following the sound, I turned my head and saw a group of ducks
leisurely strolling by the deserted pond. Some of them flapped their
wings and looked curiously at the unremarkable things that had emerged
from the void.
That's how the exit of the underworld works — unpredictable.
No one knows where they'll end up in the human world after making
their way out. Thankfully, it was a pond in the suburbs. If we had
appeared in someone's home out of thin air, we would have scared the
innocent out of their wits.
I smiled and knocked on Little Fatso's head, saying,
"We're here, open your eyes!"
He tentatively opened one eye, then stared blankly before bursting into
excitement. He shook off my hand and shouted, "I'm back,
I'm back!"
The hull was still moving outward, and the two girls with glasses came
out safely, followed by the last one, Ren Xiaochen.
At long last, my heart was completely at ease.
Little Fatso and the two bespectacled girls scrambled to jump off the
boat. Ren Xiaochen was about to follow when her face changed abruptly.
She screamed as her body, which had already come out of the gateway to
the Underworld, was dragged back toward the door by an inexplicable
force.
'Shit!' I shouted in my mind. The boat had already left the
Underworld. If Ren Xiaochen, an ordinary human, was dragged back to the
Underworld at this moment without the protection of my real body, her
body and soul would be torn into pieces instantly by the completely
opposite forces of the Underworld and the human world.
I rushed forward, grabbing her hand and shouting, "Hold
on!"
The other three children instinctively tried to come help, but I
shouted them away. I couldn't let them get close to this suddenly
erratic exit anymore. If one more unlucky rascal was dragged in, I
wouldn't be able to handle it.
"Help!" Ren Xiaochen cried in distress.
I could clearly feel her body sinking into the Underworld bit by bit.
The invisible opponent behind the door was evidently much stronger than
me.
"I don't want to die... I don't want to die!" Ren
Xiaochen wailed as struggled desperately outward, calling for my
help.
The fact is both my strength and spiritual power had been consumed to
the limit at this moment.
But how could I fall short at this critical moment!
I made up my mind and transformed my hands into resilient branches,
tightly wrapping them around Ren Xiaochen's arms and the exposed
part of her body, thinking, even if I have to exhaust all my life's
strength, even if I die in the next moment, I will drag this girl
out!
Holding my breath, I gritted my teeth, closed my eyes, and leaned
backward, shouting, "Come out!"
It was finally my turn to be "super strong."
With a pop, Ren Xiaochen was dragged entirely out of the door by me,
falling onto me. The tremendous force of impact caused both of us to
slide backward for quite a distance, scaring the ducks to scatter
everywhere.
Ren Xiaochen was probably terrified and nestled into my arms, sobbing
loudly.
I patted her back and comforted, "There, there, everything's
fine now. Just don't wipe your nose on me, okay, you..."
Before I could finish my sentence, I felt something was wrong. A slight
sting, mixed with a numbing sensation, gradually spread across my
chest.
Ren Xiaochen climbed off me, moved her right hand away from my chest,
and stood aside. There was a sinister and cunning smile inconsistent
with her age on her soft and immature face. However, her gaze only held
empty blankness.
I tried to stand up but found it impossible — there was an
incomparably sharp ice pick as thick as a little finger pierced in my
chest. The body of the awl was covered with various runes, and they kept
moving inside like strange insects, swiftly heading towards my heart.
Enduring the pain, I gripped the ice pick, attempting to pull it out.
However, as soon as my palm touched it, the thing in my hand turned into
a puddle of water, then vanished within my grasp.
Now, it wasn't just a sting; it was acute pain. From the inside
out, every inch of my body felt like it was being torn apart by
countless sharp teeth, and my head was about to explode with pain. It
felt like a saw was cutting the top of my skull open to take something
away from inside.
"Xiaochen... you..." Her companions were clearly terrified by
her actions, backing away as if they were seeing a ghost. But Ren
Xiaochen stood still as if nothing had happened.
My vision became a little blurry, perhaps from the cold sweat falling
like rain getting into my eyes. In the haze, I vaguely saw a light and
graceful figure approaching me.
Now, I couldn't even wipe the sweat from my own brow.
The figure continued to approach, and finally passed through my
body.
I didn't feel anything particularly unusual, just a sense that
something that belonged to me had left with the person who passed
through my body.
Gradually, the unbearable pain subsided, my body felt much lighter than
before, my eyes cleared, and I could sit up. I raised my head, and the
person standing opposite me, even if it was only their back view, seemed
so familiar.
"I warned you that you'll lose everything."
The person slowly turned around, revealing a victorious smile.
I froze — that person turned out to be me. Facial features, body,
voice, even the color of the eyes and hair, all identical to mine. No,
that was not just my body; what emanated from that body was my own
unique, unmistakable scent that couldn't be imitated.
I turned my head in a flurry and leaned over the edge of the pond,
looking at the face reflected on the water's surface. My breath
caught—
The reflection on the water was not me; it was Mu.
Our bodies had been switched.
"Those children were never my target. They were just my
bait." The "me" across from me took out a rope as thick
as a fishing line from her pocket and tossed it forward. The rope coiled
around my real body like a snake. She held onto the rope, pulled it
back, and the "boat" that belonged to me, wrapped and
compressed, turned into a fist-sized ball of light, which she then
stored in a black leather bag.
"The fish I wanted to lure was you from the beginning," she
put away the leather bag, approached me, and looked down at me with
arrogance, "Doesn't everyone praise tree demon Shaluo for being
extremely clever? So there's indeed a gap between legend and
reality. If I were you, I wouldn't risk so much for a few unfamiliar
brats."
I just smiled and didn't speak.
I know she wants to see me go crazy, but I won't give her that
satisfaction.
"I really don't understand why everyone likes to praise you.
What's so good about you?" She bent down, scrutinizing my face.
"Even that insufferably arrogant Lord Hell King considers you a
friend and is willing to give you such a precious thing as a birthday
present. I'm really puzzled."
"It's not that you don't understand; you're just
jealous." Even though "I" was no longer "I," my
skill to hit the nail on the head when I speak was still there.
"Being too nice to someone might harm that person. If not for that
birthday gift, my master wouldn't have sent me to find you."
She chuckled coldly, patting the leather bag on her waist. "Your
real body now belongs to my master."
Yes, the close friend I mentioned is the current Lord of the
Underworld. On that birthday, this close friend dropped a drop of blood
from her fingertip on my real body. It is because of this drop of Lord
of the Underworld's blood that my real body gained the ability to
traverse anywhere without restrictions. I'm probably the only demon
capable of freely entering and leaving the Underworld, as long as I wish
to. The essence of this gift is actually just trust. However, I really
didn't expect it to bring me this trouble.
"Opening Musheng, stealing my business, attracting my attention,
and then intentionally making me discover the fact that the missing
children are trapped in a different space, knowing that I won't
stand by no matter the cost, and exploiting the chance when I'm
spent and my spiritual power is depleted to finally steal my real
body… You and your master have been setting traps step by step,
leading me to unknowingly fall into your scheme. You must have used some
underhanded method to manipulate that kid Ren Xiaochen early on. You
knew I wouldn't be on guard against her." At this point, I
couldn't help but applaud and laugh, "Excellent! Such
treacherous and shameless opponents like you, I like!"
"Haha, you're still as stubborn[2] as ever." She pointed at me and laughed heartily, then
looked at Ren Xiaochen. "But my master's goal is just to obtain
your real body. As for me, I voluntarily added a task for myself, which
is..."
"To take away my human form and replace it." I smoothly took
over the conversation, laughing, "Do you like being me so
much?"
She walked to Ren Xiaochen's side, lightly sliced her neck where
the artery was with her fingers, and pulled out a thin silver thread,
wrapping it around her finger like a piece of cotton candy.
"I spent a month cultivating the Soul-Gnawing Spike specially
prepared for you in that silly girl's body. Every piece of the
new-flavored cotton candies she ate were infused with special materials
and took my painstaking effort. I know you have some good skills and
taking away your body isn't easy. And as you know, the Soul-Gnawing
Spike can only achieve the best result when the attacked party's
mind is completely defenseless. Fortunately, I did it, and very
smoothly." After extracting the thread from Ren Xiaochen's
body, a small blood spot appeared on the kid's neck. "But rest
assured, I won't do anything to these stupid children. They've
already assisted me in completing my mission. I'll erase their
memories and send them home safe and sound. How can I let the huge
sacrifice you made of going to save them in your boat be in vain, great
Big Sister Shaluo."
I sighed, the pain in my body having subsided considerably. I attempted
to stand up and waved to her, saying, "I told you, don't claim
relationships randomly. I don't have the blessing to enjoy having a
sister like you."
"But..." Her gaze suddenly became meaningful.
"That's what I called you many, many years ago."
I was slightly taken aback.
She resumed her mocking expression and widened her eyes in feigned
innocence, the same eyes that used to belong to me. She said earnestly,
"By the way, a friendly reminder for you. The Soul-Gnawing Spike is
a special poison curse. It can turn your everything into mine. But
it's not impossible to break the curse. When someone recognizes that
you are the real Shaluo, the curse will be broken. But remember, what
you tell or hint to others doesn't count; it only works if others
'actively' recognize you. Also, demons poisoned with this curse
lose all their magical powers. What you have now is actually my body,
which is no different from an ordinary human."
I simply listened in silence, refraining from asking any questions or
making comments.
Seeing that I remained unresponsive, she lost her cool a bit, sneering,
"Although this body of mine is more than enough for you,
there's one drawback. When the Colorless flower blooms next year,
you won't be able to return to your real body because you lost it
within a day, along with..." She stroked "her" hair with
satisfaction, "along with this human form you've cultivated.
You know, if you can't return to your real body to absorb vitality,
you will disappear." She paused, counting on her fingers, "You
have roughly a year left. Of course, if someone recognizes you during
this time, retrieves your human form for you, and manages to snatch back
your real body from my master… If you can accomplish these two
nearly impossible tasks, I'll admit that you, tree demon Shaluo,
indeed have skills that surpass mine."
"I never need anyone's recognition," I said
indifferently, yawning and looking at the innocent kids she had rendered
unconscious. "I just hope you keep your word and return these
little rascals intact."
"Of course," she raised an eyebrow, smiling. "I've
treated you well. Not only did I spare your life, but I also gifted you
a nice little shop. You can still be your own boss, you see, just in a
different environment."
"Mn, thanks." My smile was especially joyful,
"Congratulations to you too on starting a new chapter in your life
starting from today, living an interesting life in this interesting
world as me. I also want to remind you to be careful of the two
troublemakers, Fatty and Skinny, in my shop. They absolutely have the
potential to give you an aneurysm!"
"Oh, mutual congratulations! Then, congratulations on your new
position, Musheng's 'new' proprietress." She tilted her
face up and shot me a coquettish glance. Then, as if remembering
something, she pulled out a few banknotes and threw them at me. "I
almost forgot you have no magic powers now. This is the suburbs; if you
want to return to Musheng, you'll have to take a taxi,
hahaha."
Leaving behind a string of mocking laughter, I watched the other
"me" skillfully ride the clouds, taking the four children and
everything she had taken from me, flying towards the sky.
In the air, someone seemed to think that I hadn't been hit hard
enough and shouted again, "Here's a souvenir for
you."
Something small floated down from mid-air and dropped in front of
me.
A tarot card, Death.
I glanced at the orientation of the card, lifted my head, and yelled to
the far-away figure with an undiminished smile — "Dear, the
Death card you gave me is still reversed."
I picked up the card and put it away. I must carefully collect the
gifts others give me.
[1] 彼岸: The Other Shore (literal). Another name for
red spider lilies, described as ominous flowers that grow in Hell and
guide the dead into the next reincarnation.
[2] 嘴硬: reluctant to admit one's mistakes.