Extra 34 Tian Yuan looks for a gun as the group gathers for drinks
After all four of the buddies got together with their partners, they hosted a party. Seeing every friend they'd grown up with find love was reason for joy!
The glasses in their hands were lifted and clinked by eight hands. Cheers! Drink up! Nobody is leaving till you’re drunk!
There was no apparent winner when it came to who in the group could drink the most. None of them were lightweights because they had all learnt to drink socially or in the military camp. In short, they could consume a lot of alcohol and could easily fund a distillery. In fact, they should be the distillery's spokespersons, and those well-known domestic wines should pay them service fees.
Xiaji was the most inept drinker of the bunch. This dude's words would be incoherent after three glasses of booze.
Tian Yuan was usually shielded by Pan Lei and was almost never compelled to drink alcohol. Pan Lei was helpless and ran out of energy, so he stood by and watched his baby go looking for Xiaji with a wine bottle.
"Baby, after so many years with me, how can you bully the weak?"
Pan Lei clicked his tongue while holding a wine glass. Chen Ze was drinking with him alongside him. He saw Tian Yuan smile wickedly and look for Xiaji. He chuckled and shook his head.
"Outdrink him, baby, and I'll wash your feet when we get home!"
Pan Lei raised his voice and yelled.
Tian Yuan waved at him with his fist.
"Get the footbath ready."
They were a villainous duo.
Chen Ze poured a glass of wine for Pan Lei.
"Speaking of washing feet, I say, find me a masseuse, brother. I want to learn a few techniques. My Little Blockhead’s neck and such areas hurt badly after surgery. I'll learn how to knead and massage his neck and shoulders, and learning how to knead feet is also fine."
This is how it is to love someone. You'll always put the person you care about first, putting their wants and well-being before your.
"Speak with Huang Kai. He accepts a lot of masseuses like the one you want."
"What's the matter with my Kaizi?"
Pan Ge came over with a glass after hearing them discussing Huang Kai.
"I'm telling him about the superb masseuses under Kaizi."
"Yeah, they’re really good. Kaizi practiced his new skills on me the day before yesterday. I felt so relaxed. If you’re looking for one, you can find that expert."
The trio leaned in close together, speaking quietly. People who didn't know would think they were talking about military affairs, police matters, secret military counts, reforms, politics, Iraq, Israel, Syria, or Japanese devils.
If you listen closely, you'll hear this one say "he likes to massage my shoulders," another one say "he laughs like mad when I knead his feet," and the third say "I always hold him down and knead him."
Then something terrible happened.
This group of folks drank excessively.
Lin Mu started playing with his scalpels. Perhaps he felt that one was insufficient and employed two, one in each hand. It's as though Little Li Flying Dagger was reincarnated. A cherry was placed on top of Huang Kai's bobbing head. Lin Mu wanted to practice throwing a scalpel. Not only that, but he forced Huang Kai to stand six meters away and planned to hurl the scalpel with his left hand. The chances of striking the cherry were nil, while the success rate of killing was as high as 100%.
Xiaji stood on a chair, singing a song about wine and life, raising his glass to the beautiful moon. "Huh? Where did the bright moon go? Zhang Hui! Lift the roof for me! I want to see the bright moon."
So, how about Tian Yuan? Tian Yuan sat on a chair, giggling and cheering loudly, knocking on the wine glass.
"If you don't hit the cherry, Lin Mu, you're not a competent doctor!"
Zhang Hui was a total mess. He held Lin Mu so he wouldn't kill anyone, supported Xiaji so he wouldn't fall off, and tried to persuade Tian Yuan, "Tian Yuan, you're a good doctor, aren't you; you can't instigate murder."
"F*ck me! You three, hurry up and take your man home! Someone is going to get killed!"
Pan Lei ran over to Tian Yuan and hugged him.
"This is too bloody, baby; let's go home."
"I can't see darts at home."
"I'll fire a gun with a 100% hit rate for you."
"Really?"
"Really. Come on, let's go home."
Tian Yuan was so confused that he was deceived into going home in this manner. Come, come, I’ll show you shooting.
Who knew Pan Lei would shut the door and shove him against it as soon as they walked in? Pan Lei embraced him, nibbling and kissing him.
"No, no, weren’t you going to fire a gun for me? Where's the gun?"
Tian Yuan was definitely inebriated. He was actually asking the ultimate rogue: where’s the gun.
Pan Lei grabbed his palm and directly put it against his little head.
"Here's the gun, baby."
Tian Yuan was stunned, and then he was devoured while still stupefied.
Everyone understands where the bullseye is when this particular gun is fired, right? The hit rate was unquestionably 100%, and everything remained in Tian Yuan's body. Tian Yuan was fortunate not to be able to have children; else, he would have spent his entire life in the delivery room.
Pan Lei’s physical prowess was too good, and the f*cker tormented the man mercilessly. When Tian Yuan turned over the next day, he thought he was dying. Pan Lei waited on him for three days before he could go to work.
Dr. Tian, your life is truly blessed, especially your sex life.
Translator:
Damn, I forgot to share some good news! Guys, I've finished another novel called Non-Human Seeking Re-employment@CG. Please check it out.
I'm editing the remaining extras. Wait a bit for the mass-release~
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