Blessed were the ones walking on those two streets this day.
After all, a skeleton was running wildly down the street. This magical scene, which could make headlines on social media, did not happen every day.
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A gorgeous rainbow-colored wig was fluttering in the wind behind me, and a handsome fella in a shirt named Su Yu was chasing behind it, calling me to stop.
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A gorgeous rainbow-colored wig was fluttering in the wind behind me, and a handsome fella in a shirt named Su Yu was chasing behind it, calling me to stop.
Along the way every passer-by gaped at us.
This scene was truly too stimulating, really very exciting.
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I had lost a shoe and had no idea where my hat had flown off to. I had lived for over 20 years and had never run so fast. I felt like I had turned into a bolt of lightning, zapping all the way, and even the long-distance running champion Su Yu was gradually left behind.
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I had lost a shoe and had no idea where my hat had flown off to. I had lived for over 20 years and had never run so fast. I felt like I had turned into a bolt of lightning, zapping all the way, and even the long-distance running champion Su Yu was gradually left behind.
"What's the point of your struggling now?" the little devil said as he floated by my side, wrinkling his nose.
I'm not sure why my adrenaline surged and I ran like Usain Bolt when I saw Su Yu. Maybe it was because I hadn't yet figured out how to face Su Yu.
I'm not sure why my adrenaline surged and I ran like Usain Bolt when I saw Su Yu. Maybe it was because I hadn't yet figured out how to face Su Yu.
I used to be a handsome man when I was alive. I didn't want to see Su Yu looking so hideous. I don't want that dog to see me like this.
I still had a smidgeon of an illusion and asked, "Would Su Yu think he was hit by a car on the street and everything just now was a hallucination if I return everything to the way it was before Su Yu comes home?"
I still had a smidgeon of an illusion and asked, "Would Su Yu think he was hit by a car on the street and everything just now was a hallucination if I return everything to the way it was before Su Yu comes home?"
The kid rolled his eyes without hesitation.
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It turns out that I was able to run quickly enough. I flew back home like the wind. I returned the few items that remained on my body to their original location. I dashed back to the big hook and hanged myself. Finally, I put my hands on my hips and resumed my laughing arrogant pose. After another ten minutes, Su Yu returned.
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It turns out that I was able to run quickly enough. I flew back home like the wind. I returned the few items that remained on my body to their original location. I dashed back to the big hook and hanged myself. Finally, I put my hands on my hips and resumed my laughing arrogant pose. After another ten minutes, Su Yu returned.
But it was different from what I thought. Su Yu neither felt that he had been in a car accident, nor did he feel that it was just a hallucination.
He was holding my fly-away hat, which contained the bits and pieces I had dropped along the way. He slammed the door open and rushed straight towards me.
The kid sighed and closed his eyes tightly, unable to bear looking on.
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Su Yu was not a good-tempered person. Feeling that intense gaze, I lost what little courage I had, my heart racing thump, thump...
The kid sighed and closed his eyes tightly, unable to bear looking on.
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Su Yu was not a good-tempered person. Feeling that intense gaze, I lost what little courage I had, my heart racing thump, thump...
His chest was heaving sharply, which should be because of the recent vigorous exercise or maybe he was suppressing some emotions as well.
He locked his gaze on me, and after a long while, he opened his mouth, his voice hoarse, "You are back, you've come back to find me... isn't it?"
He appeared confident, but when he spoke, there was a sense of pleading in his voice. The final words came out quavering.
He appeared confident, but when he spoke, there was a sense of pleading in his voice. The final words came out quavering.
My heart hurt as I listened to him.
Ai, this dog is quite compelling.
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A moment later, Su Yu stretched out his hand and touched Xiaobai's face as if touching fragile glass. He said carefully, "I know it's you. Just now by the flower bed, in exactly the same posture as before, I know you are back. Could you move a little? Didn't you run very fast just now?"
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A moment later, Su Yu stretched out his hand and touched Xiaobai's face as if touching fragile glass. He said carefully, "I know it's you. Just now by the flower bed, in exactly the same posture as before, I know you are back. Could you move a little? Didn't you run very fast just now?"
I still didn't move.
Su Yu remained silent for a moment before slowly lowering his hand and saying softly, "Okay, you don't want me to know you're back, and you don't want me to see you like this, right? Then I'll pretend you haven't returned and do whatever you want. Please don't leave. As long as you don't leave, everything else is fine."
Su Yu remained silent for a moment before slowly lowering his hand and saying softly, "Okay, you don't want me to know you're back, and you don't want me to see you like this, right? Then I'll pretend you haven't returned and do whatever you want. Please don't leave. As long as you don't leave, everything else is fine."
Then he turned and left.
I sighed in relief, the longing in his voice leaving me in a complicated mood.
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The little devil craned his neck to watch Su Yu return to the bedroom and hang the hat back in its place. Then he rubbed his chin and looked at me puzzled, asking, "What are you trying to do?"
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The little devil craned his neck to watch Su Yu return to the bedroom and hang the hat back in its place. Then he rubbed his chin and looked at me puzzled, asking, "What are you trying to do?"
I kept my stupid posture with my hands on my hips and replied angrily, "You won't understand."
If you insist on an explanation, it could be called "the closer you get to home, the more timid you become."
Su Yu's state had returned to normal when he emerged from the bedroom. As he said, he acted as if I hadn't come back and didn't approach or look at Xiaobai again.
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Instead, this guy started talking to himself.
First, he picked up the tablet, opened the app I used to use for watching dramas, tapped on the recent history, and began mumbling, "It seems when I wasn't home just now, someone watched this show. The rating is so low. It's a bit idiotic, no wonder only a certain someone can watch it."
Me: …...
He glanced at the potato chips on the table, shook the bag and said solemnly, "Strange, there are fewer chips left even though they have been affected by damp. Is it possible that a spoiled young master has been cured of his bad habits?"
Me: ……
Next, he went to the kitchen, stopped halfway, squatted and touched the floor, saying, "Oh, someone just had a drink and spilled it. It's fine, at least this time you know to clean it up. But like before, you're still sloppy and can't even mop the floor properly."
Me: ……
Finally, he opened the refrigerator: "Oh, it wasn't a drink, it was milk. Strawberry flavored."
Me: ……
The little devil couldn't bear to look anymore and covered his eyes, persuading me, "You'd better confess already."
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I clenched my teeth. This thing is as bad as ever.
Su Yu's state had returned to normal when he emerged from the bedroom. As he said, he acted as if I hadn't come back and didn't approach or look at Xiaobai again.
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Instead, this guy started talking to himself.
First, he picked up the tablet, opened the app I used to use for watching dramas, tapped on the recent history, and began mumbling, "It seems when I wasn't home just now, someone watched this show. The rating is so low. It's a bit idiotic, no wonder only a certain someone can watch it."
Me: …...
He glanced at the potato chips on the table, shook the bag and said solemnly, "Strange, there are fewer chips left even though they have been affected by damp. Is it possible that a spoiled young master has been cured of his bad habits?"
Me: ……
Next, he went to the kitchen, stopped halfway, squatted and touched the floor, saying, "Oh, someone just had a drink and spilled it. It's fine, at least this time you know to clean it up. But like before, you're still sloppy and can't even mop the floor properly."
Me: ……
Finally, he opened the refrigerator: "Oh, it wasn't a drink, it was milk. Strawberry flavored."
Me: ……
The little devil couldn't bear to look anymore and covered his eyes, persuading me, "You'd better confess already."
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I clenched my teeth. This thing is as bad as ever.
I'm just a skeleton now. I can neither eat nor drink. I tried it to satisfy my addiction. As a result, when I took a sip, it went straight through my jaw bones and spilled on the floor. It was just a little spot. There was no need to mop the floor. This thing was intentionally exaggerating things.
He wasn't finished yet. He poured himself a glass of strawberry milk, walked slowly to the window, sat in the chair facing Xiaobai, but didn't look at me. He pretended to look out the window and said, "A certain someone's back, but acting like a shy maiden, refuses to tell anyone. Do you think this person is interesting? Let's say you don't admit you're back because you care. Because if you don't care, why steal my things?"
The kid looked at me in surprise: "What did you steal from him?"
He wasn't finished yet. He poured himself a glass of strawberry milk, walked slowly to the window, sat in the chair facing Xiaobai, but didn't look at me. He pretended to look out the window and said, "A certain someone's back, but acting like a shy maiden, refuses to tell anyone. Do you think this person is interesting? Let's say you don't admit you're back because you care. Because if you don't care, why steal my things?"
The kid looked at me in surprise: "What did you steal from him?"
I rolled my eyes and didn't want to answer.
Su Yu, this big-tailed wolf, idly crossed his legs, slowly took a sip of the milk, and finally looked at me. "This friend who hasn't returned, excuse me, but where's the women's ring in my box?" he asked unhurriedly, his lips curved in a half-smile.
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The kid looked at me in even more surprise, gave me a thumbs up, and said for the third time, "Buddy, you're awesome."
Su Yu, this big-tailed wolf, idly crossed his legs, slowly took a sip of the milk, and finally looked at me. "This friend who hasn't returned, excuse me, but where's the women's ring in my box?" he asked unhurriedly, his lips curved in a half-smile.
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The kid looked at me in even more surprise, gave me a thumbs up, and said for the third time, "Buddy, you're awesome."
Su Yu hadn't heard any response, but was not in a hurry: "The pair of rings were mailed in the wrong style. I went out today with the intention of changing them on the way, but who knows how, when I opened the box, I found that the men's ring, which had always been neatly placed on my bedside table, was still there, but the women's ring had vanished. Don't you think that's a ghost?"
After speaking, he gave a leisurely "Ohhhh" and continued, "It appears that there is indeed a ghost, just a very angry ghost, the kind that sneaks into my bedroom in the middle of the night and knocks me out with a pillow."
I said to myself, "You deserve it."
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I remained motionless. Su Yu went on lazily, as if determined to make me lose my cool.
After speaking, he gave a leisurely "Ohhhh" and continued, "It appears that there is indeed a ghost, just a very angry ghost, the kind that sneaks into my bedroom in the middle of the night and knocks me out with a pillow."
I said to myself, "You deserve it."
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I remained motionless. Su Yu went on lazily, as if determined to make me lose my cool.
He babbled about the embarrassing things I'd done, about how pitiful his lonesome self was, about how valuable the ring was, and how much money he'd lost. In short, it was complete bullshit. The more he rambled, the more nonsense it became. I got so furious I wanted to get out there and fight him directly.
Why hadn't I noticed Su Yu's ability to say such nonsense before?
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Just when I couldn't help but want to slap him twice, the doorbell rang.
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Just when I couldn't help but want to slap him twice, the doorbell rang.
The hand I was about to raise froze.
Su Yu gave me a sidelong glance before getting up and walking over to the door.
A young man stood outside, dressed in loose casual clothes, with long hair that was a little messy and tied on the top of his head in a Daoist topknot.
He greeted Su Yu in an unconventional courtesy—he cupped one fist in the other hand. Looking at Su Yu's somewhat puzzled gaze, he said unhurriedly, "I hope benefactor is well. I'm a Daoist priest, and I'm here to… catch a ghost."
Su Yu's face instantly sank.
He greeted Su Yu in an unconventional courtesy—he cupped one fist in the other hand. Looking at Su Yu's somewhat puzzled gaze, he said unhurriedly, "I hope benefactor is well. I'm a Daoist priest, and I'm here to… catch a ghost."
Su Yu's face instantly sank.
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